r/facepalm 4d ago

How can humanity disappoint so much 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Entire-Cow-1641 4d ago

Jesus Christ, love or hate Taylor Swift, it’s not cool to admit to wishing an eating disorder on someone. So weird.

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u/MasterlessSword 4d ago

Oh, I thought he was talking about Swifty having Erectile Disfunction. Here I was feeling all sorry for her ‘cause she couldn’t get a boner

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u/Prestigious_Talk6652 4d ago

I bet she can get loads of boners.

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u/Inner_Ad5424 4d ago

And write an album about every one of them

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u/Human_Link8738 4d ago

And God help the man whose boner doesn’t treat her right!

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u/Nolsoth 4d ago

Id be more than willing to assist Taylor get a boner. It would be the neighbourly thing to do.

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u/GoGoGadgetFap 4d ago

True fact "And the second is like it: "Love thy neighbour as yourself and give them boners as they would themselves" Mathew 22:39

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u/Prestigious_Talk6652 4d ago

Give onto others as you give onto yourself.

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u/LeanMeanAubergine 4d ago

Amen

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u/LeanMeanAubergine 4d ago

two men is perfectly fine as well

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u/Yahzar 4d ago

Its true. I have the same problem.

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u/Then_Lock304 4d ago

With ED, someone is having trouble with boners.

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u/notJustaFart 4d ago

Boners and loads.