r/facepalm • u/Rave4life79 • 4d ago

A man changes his gender so he could retire earlier in Argentina 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/g4bkun 4d ago

I believe most Latin American countries do, even in Colombia, women can retire around 5 years before men.

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u/Euler007 4d ago

So all in all, the men retire later and die earlier? Sounds like a meh deal.

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u/HollowCondition 4d ago

Being a man who’s not born into a wealthy family is a meh deal in general.

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u/BRAX7ON 4d ago

The same holds true if you’re not born into a good-looking family…

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u/funny__username__ 4d ago

What if your born ugly into a good looking family?

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u/Imaginary_Election56 3d ago

Then the postman has some explaining to do

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u/Magnetar_Haunt 3d ago

I mean, 2 pretties don’t necessarily fuse into a pretty.

If the parents both have specific good features, but the son got both sets of wonky features, that’s just a bad roll.

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u/edebt 3d ago

Should throw away the character sheet and reroll if the DM allows it.

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u/Magnetar_Haunt 3d ago

Sorry, you can only swap out your available cantrips, and only once a fort night.

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u/Prestigious_Care3042 3d ago

Well then do like the Kardashians and get “just a little” work done without ending up entirely plastic.

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u/Ms-Behaviour 3d ago

“ without ending up entirely plastic” so not like the Kardashians then 🤣

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u/ComfortableWay2385 3d ago

And drop a porno

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u/OedipussyReg 3d ago

Then we spend the rest of our lives questioning every single complement anyone gives us

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u/Greatest-Uh-Oh 3d ago

Bastard!

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u/BRAX7ON 3d ago

You know nothing Jon Snow

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u/Greatest-Uh-Oh 3d ago

Sorry. I don't get it. Completely over my head.

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u/Keats852 4d ago

As an ugly person, this hit quite hard.

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u/mcnathan80 4d ago

Ugly and poor! Rise up!!

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u/RepresentativeAide14 3d ago

ugly & poor people are the lowest in the lottery of life stakes

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u/fingnumb 3d ago

I would put you 2 in your place, but this is the internet, and I can't show you how extravagantly rich and beautiful I am. Not without lying. And that takes effort. And it's the internet and I'm tired. Have a nice day.

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u/Life-Improvised 3d ago

Poorglies unite!

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u/mcnathan80 3d ago

I’m technically pug foorgly

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u/PapaiPapuda 3d ago

I'm a pretty poor man. Sure the puss is great, but I'd still rather be rich and ugly, you still get the puss but you don't need to work and the law isn't for you

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u/Bowood29 3d ago

But if you are rich and ugly it’s better than pretty and poor.