r/facepalm 9d ago

This is just๐Ÿ’€ ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/tiddayes 9d ago

tell them thanks for the free toilet paper, but you still owe me the books I ordered or a refund.

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u/ALPHA_sh 9d ago

rolling paper*

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u/tiddayes 9d ago

Now I have to get some flower and go old school this weekend.

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u/ALPHA_sh 9d ago

?

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u/tiddayes 9d ago

I get vape carts now because it is more convenient, less mess and no smell. I do miss rolling a joint. Planning on picking up a bag of weed (flower) and rolling a few this weekend.

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u/ALPHA_sh 9d ago

ohh, i dont smoke weed so i dont know terminology lol, i just know bible pages supposedly make good rolling paper because theyre thinner than normal books

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u/izzybeee__ 8d ago

my mom said that bibles make great rolling paper so the girl iโ€™m seeing picked me up a bible for us ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/ALPHA_sh 8d ago

its apparently just a known thing because a typical bible has so many pages they have to use a special thinner type of paper not found in most books to make the whole thing reasonably sized, and this ultra thin paper apparently makes good rolling paper

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u/RedBaronIV 9d ago

Works well as tinder also

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u/Crowbar_The_Rogue 7d ago

Oof. That's taking it a bit far.