r/facepalm • u/wach_era13 • 9d ago

This is just💀 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Starlord1951 9d ago

Jesus was queer, he had a club of 12 men who adored him. The rest of the bible is filled with incest, greed, pogroms, mass murders, baby killings etc. Don’t order shit from Target and don’t eat at Chick-fil-A

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u/DrugsAndFuckenMoney 9d ago

Alright, I’ll cop to it. I miss their waffle fries. I’ll never eat there again but fuck I miss me them waffle fries.

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u/emaw63 9d ago

Jesus had no biological father, and thus had no possible source of a Y chromosome. So he must have been born female, but we know he identified as male

Ergo, trans Jesus

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u/pootiecakes 9d ago

Target especially let me down this year and I’m not shopping from them anymore.

They got some conservatives boycotting them last year for selling barely any pride gear in some stores, so they outright aren’t selling any this year and even made a statement that “it impacted sales” as the explanation.

Corps do not care about any social movement unless they can cash in, but this one was so blatantly terrible.