r/aww • u/abhitchc • 5d ago

I fed this female box tortoise some raspberries at the beginning of the summer. Now, she follows me all over the garden, and visits me almost daily looking for handouts.

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u/pacothebattlefly 5d ago

The…tortoise distribution system hard at work

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u/Snoopy_Dancer 5d ago

It does not move as fast as the Cat Distribution System because, you know, tortoises....

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u/Academic_Deal7872 5d ago

Still faster than the Sloth Distro, been waiting 40 years

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u/Signal-Aioli-1329 5d ago

Your

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processed...

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u/tholasko 4d ago

Please…wait…5…to…7…business…decades…

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u/slothxaxmatic 5d ago

Sorry, we're doing our best

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u/Otherwise_Map_2018 5d ago

There is no Distro, you gotta go into nature and kindly ask them to climb your arm. Anything else would be too much work for a sloth.

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u/Academic_Deal7872 4d ago

Welp, moving to Costa Rica after I win the lottery.

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u/hindumagic 5d ago

They go hard, just not as fast.

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u/Dragon6172 5d ago

But still faster than the hare distribution system

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u/SGTBookWorm 5d ago

give them little skateboards

they're speedy little guys when they aren't weighed down by their shells

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u/SprayedWithMace 5d ago

Cat: "you gave that guy a skateboard?"

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u/AlicornsandImps 5d ago

I actually got a mini skateboard for my baby tortoise. His legs were too short to use it though…

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u/SGTBookWorm 5d ago

he'll grow onto it :D

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u/tortoisefur 5d ago

I once found a lost or abandoned foreign tortoise in my neighbors yard. Now I have an extra pet. The tortoise distribution system is real.

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u/scarletphantom 4d ago

Finally a TDS that I can get behind.