r/Wellthatsucks 5d ago

Plumbers broke through this foundation to add pipes, compromising the structural support of the home.

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u/Adamson_Axle_Zerk 5d ago

I’m an architect, u can sue

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u/I_SHIT_A_BRICK 5d ago

I’m named sue, you can me.

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u/dandee93 5d ago

I am me. You can you.

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u/vajeen 5d ago

You are you. Me am too.

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u/Kholoblicin 5d ago

No, I am Yu. He is Mi.

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u/Asleep-Test8642 5d ago

One of my favorite Rush Hour scenes lolol

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u/T46BY 4d ago

Yeah c'mon...push the button.

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u/Asleep-Test8642 4d ago

El loco poco

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u/T46BY 4d ago

Duh yoaw nuh undastan da woods combin owa muh moth?

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u/Asleep-Test8642 4d ago

I’ll slap you so hard,, you’ll end up in the Ming dynasty

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u/stratosfearinggas 5d ago

I'm me...

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u/Kholoblicin 5d ago

No, he is Mi. I am Yu.

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u/stratosfearinggas 4d ago

Hey! Don't ... jerk me around.

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u/Intelligent_Meal_113 5d ago

I’m not your guy, buddy.

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u/ManInTheMorning 5d ago

Something something that guys dead wife.

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u/MrRogersNeighbors 4d ago

Oooooooooooooklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plain!”

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u/shadowinc 5d ago

Im experiencing baba is you levels of insanity reading all of this

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u/sn0m0ns 5d ago

Call me I'll call you Sue

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u/ShartyMcShortDong 4d ago

I’ve got FULL BLOWN AIDS.

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u/Consistent-Size6362 4d ago

I’m sue, you can architect

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u/Odin_Hagen 4d ago

Is that the name your daddy gave you before he left?

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u/Samburger241 1d ago

Sue am named. You me can.

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u/greenrivercrap 5d ago

Architect? Ask an engineer.

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u/jaleneropepper 5d ago

Structural engineer here, can confirm this is fucked.

My boss always said the plumber is the most dangerous guy on site because he has tools to fuck up ANYTHING.

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u/TheMathBaller 5d ago

Most single family homes are designed by architects without engineers involvement.

Source: Am structural engineer

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u/greenrivercrap 5d ago

Key word is designed, not engineered you should know this if you are a structural engineer..... architects don't engineer.

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u/Charming_Fix5627 5d ago

I get that structural engineers are the ones running the calcs to determine the dimensions and required rebar, but architects are required to have some knowledge of a building’s foundations… even if they like to make our lives hell sometimes

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u/PyroDexxRS 4d ago

The technologist in the office is doing all the heavy lifting for construction drawings most likely anyway hehe! If we can size everything with the Building Code then no Engineer required… I do like having one on the project though

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u/Charming_Fix5627 4d ago

?? I draft and design at my job. I know other firms have separate drafters and designers, but there are structural engineers who have the capacity to do both in a work day. And yeah, anyone can do any job if they learn the skills in the job description, but your average salary worker isn’t doing arch, structural, civil, and mep all at the same time

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u/NewNurse2 5d ago edited 5d ago

Uhhh that wasn't the question. So back to your original comment... does it take an engineer to know if you could sue these people, or maybe just the person that designed the home? Because you seem to have pivoted out of embarrassment when an actual engineer showed up.

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u/greenrivercrap 5d ago

Suing is a knee jerk reaction and being an architect no more qualified you than any rando to make a decision to sue.

Pivoted out of embarrassment? Only person that is embarrassed is your mom.

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u/NewNurse2 5d ago

"Suing is a knee jerk reaction"

Wow, very wise Buddhist saying. Deep.

Lol great advice from a moron that didn't just have his home chewed through by another moron.

"Only person that is embarrassed is your mom."

Very convincing that you're not embarrassed, or 14.

OP don't listen to dipshits on Reddit that both suggest an engineer, and then argue with an engineer.

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u/greenrivercrap 4d ago

Really, no shit? /s

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u/Good-Mouse1524 4d ago

Brah, I feel like you are being VERY specific with your wording. To the point of being dishonest at worst, but misleading at best.

Most single family homes are designed by architects without engineers involvement.

This is a true statement. But architects and designers still need a structural engineer's stamp to move forward with their designs. No? A typical process would be

1) Designer, sketches the house

2) Architect builds the blueprints, whatever, puts it in CAD

3) Structural engineer looks it over, and says, WTF, no, you cant do this, it's impossible. The math doesnt work out.

I live in california though, so maybe we have better/more processes/checks

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u/Sveern 4d ago

Engineer here, this is dumb. But easily and cheaply fixable. Not worth the hassle of taking anyone to court over.

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u/Flimsy-Direction3305 4d ago

I can't tell if this is satire lol.

What kind of crackhead engineering do you do?

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u/greenrivercrap 4d ago

Satire? This would be a pretty easy and straightforward fix.

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u/dotpain 5d ago

I'm a lawyer, you should make them rebuild that

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u/SaltyLonghorn 4d ago

I'm smarter than a lawyer, you should make them pay someone else to rebuild that.

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u/AffectionatePrize551 5d ago

Who? Crack head plumbing who's probably skipped town?

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u/redditdiditwitdiddy 4d ago

I'm a pilot. I can fly.