r/SipsTea 4d ago

Nom Feels good man

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u/Ligma_Myballs 4d ago

Imagine how terrifying it would be thinking you got away from this dog and he pulls some assassin creed wall running shit.

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u/GoldMonk44 4d ago

I think this is a Belgian malinois? These dogs agility is outrageous lol

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u/A_god_in_disguise 4d ago

It's a malinois. ...I had one of those. Those are some hardcore doggo's...

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u/LycanWolfGamer 4d ago

Got any stories? Lol

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u/Ac997 4d ago

My uncle has 4 & they’re the most loyal protective dogs I’ve ever met. We’ve always had golden retrievers, golden doodles, Dalmatians growing up.

It’s really endearing to have them consider you as part of their pack. They’ll clean each others ears, then come clean yours, they’ll nibble your hair and arms. I house sat for him once & when it came time for bed, all four of them layed on top of me with their ears perked up & just watched the door. They have your back 100% of the time.

They’re fucking vicious. When they “play” they sound like they’re trying to kill each other. Super high energy dogs that need to be ran. I will definitely own a couple before I die. I think it’s awesome that they can be so loving and affectionate but will also rip an intruders throat out to protect their humans. He has this bite sleeve & if you say “attack” they will come full sprinting at you, latch on to your arm & you can swing them in circles & they won’t let go until told to stop. I used to think I would be able to fend off an attacking dog but their bite is so strong it’s fucking insane.

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u/Internet_Wanderer 4d ago

I have a mastiff malinois mix and I can't recommend it enough. Only a little bigger than a regular malinois, but a bit less "overenthusiastic" but only a little. He's the biggest, happiest, doofus that I wouldn't give up for the world

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u/LycanWolfGamer 4d ago

That's wholesome, thanks for sharing

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u/Xerxero 4d ago

My mom got one. Smartest dog I ever met. And dexterity for 10