r/SipsTea 2d ago

Nom Feels good man

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u/Ligma_Myballs 2d ago

Imagine how terrifying it would be thinking you got away from this dog and he pulls some assassin creed wall running shit.

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u/GoldMonk44 2d ago

I think this is a Belgian malinois? These dogs agility is outrageous lol

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u/A_god_in_disguise 2d ago

It's a malinois. ...I had one of those. Those are some hardcore doggo's...

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u/LycanWolfGamer 2d ago

Got any stories? Lol

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u/Ac997 2d ago

My uncle has 4 & they’re the most loyal protective dogs I’ve ever met. We’ve always had golden retrievers, golden doodles, Dalmatians growing up.

It’s really endearing to have them consider you as part of their pack. They’ll clean each others ears, then come clean yours, they’ll nibble your hair and arms. I house sat for him once & when it came time for bed, all four of them layed on top of me with their ears perked up & just watched the door. They have your back 100% of the time.

They’re fucking vicious. When they “play” they sound like they’re trying to kill each other. Super high energy dogs that need to be ran. I will definitely own a couple before I die. I think it’s awesome that they can be so loving and affectionate but will also rip an intruders throat out to protect their humans. He has this bite sleeve & if you say “attack” they will come full sprinting at you, latch on to your arm & you can swing them in circles & they won’t let go until told to stop. I used to think I would be able to fend off an attacking dog but their bite is so strong it’s fucking insane.

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u/Internet_Wanderer 2d ago

I have a mastiff malinois mix and I can't recommend it enough. Only a little bigger than a regular malinois, but a bit less "overenthusiastic" but only a little. He's the biggest, happiest, doofus that I wouldn't give up for the world

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u/LycanWolfGamer 2d ago

That's wholesome, thanks for sharing

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u/Xerxero 2d ago

My mom got one. Smartest dog I ever met. And dexterity for 10

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u/-Regulator 2d ago

Chackie Chan drunken master kunfoo

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u/parkerm1408 2d ago

It's like the first time I saw a Pyranese climb a tree. Like no dude you can't be 70kg AND climb trees. Fuck off with that, polar bear looking motherfucker.

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u/GoldMonk44 2d ago

“The actual paw patrol” 😅

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u/Mad_Moodin 2d ago

I was like "That long a fall can't be good for the dogs joints." Then human came in and caught it.

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u/BajanFred 2d ago

Same 😂

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u/Tjam3s 2d ago

Get that parkour! Get that parkour!

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u/edynol 2d ago

Barkour*. 😋

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u/Tjam3s 2d ago

You win. Take my updoot. Lol

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u/twstwr20 2d ago

My fat ass watching this dog just say “fuck gravity”

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u/Shudnawz 2d ago

It's just a theory.

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u/twstwr20 2d ago

That dog said that.

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u/EmptySense 2d ago

Doggo knew hooman had his back.

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u/Shudnawz 2d ago

I think doggo would have done it anyway.

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u/Porkchopp33 2d ago

The good boy has some serious ups

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u/HolidaySmoke3920 2d ago

What’s crazy to me is that prior to going vertical he’s running across some padding. Maybe he already had a bunch of momentum before getting to the pads. Either way, it’s nothing short of amazing.

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u/Captain_Sacktap 2d ago

Trust fall!

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u/Sweet-Lie-4853 2d ago

Damn John Wick dogs

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u/Glittering_Excuse948 2d ago

And that ladies and gentlemen, is why I much prefer small dogs

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u/MAXQDee-314 2d ago

There is no scrap of food on any surface near this dog.

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u/Ass_Salada 2d ago

Meanwhile, my Lhasa gives me a fucking death stare as she takes a shit in the middle of the kitchen,

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u/TypicalMootis 2d ago

Good Boy

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u/osktox 2d ago

Meanwhile my dog fails the jump up to the couch.

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u/whodat1337 2d ago

Barkour

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u/uzsjjbs 2d ago

Holy shit that's terrifying

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u/FremenStilgar 2d ago

Suddenly, Michael Jordan became jealous...

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 2d ago

🎵Spider dog, spider dog🎵

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u/roidlee 2d ago

Catching a 60+ lb. dog flying at you. Ouch, my back.

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u/No-Significance2113 2d ago

And his tail is wagging while he flies.

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u/stoffel- 1d ago

Malanois:
gravity: excuse me?
Malanois: wut? bark bark

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u/somethingsoddhere 8h ago

My dog stares at me until I give him food.

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u/Vast_Concentrate698 7h ago

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️

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u/Storm-0- 2d ago

Since when dogs fly.. wow

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u/Slinky_Malingki 1d ago

Pitbulls when they see a toddler dangling in the air

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u/ThursdayGnome 1d ago

So I know nothing about dogs. But does he really need to catch him like that? Dogs can't handle long falls or whatever I should call it?

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u/Robocrafty_t 2d ago

Purrrkour