r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 7d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/-SandorClegane- 7d ago

Exactly.

Just like when you see a kid at the urinal (with or without his dad/male guardian) and the kid's pants are around his ankles. It's a normal thing that happens in a public restroom. Do not acknowledge it and do not make eye contact with either party.

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u/Last_Gigolo 7d ago

Years ago, I was at the permit office in Houston. Fair size building. Couple hundred people there every hour or so.

Dude walks into the restroom to the urinal and drops his pants and just lets them soak in the dribble puddle.

Pulled them up and walked out. I finished and washed up, and wouldn't you know it, he's at the elevator holding the door for me. I took the stairs. That pee was from pockets to ankles. He might as well have just peed on himself instead of wasting a trip downstairs.

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u/Gigantkranion 7d ago

I'm sorry but, I sit and pee.

Have none of y'all peed in a pair of shorts in the urinal?

There's a fucking pee mist that is all over your legs.

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u/Last_Gigolo 6d ago

Maybe no one has informed you of this yes, but if you aim at the drain, you won't get a splash.

Aiming straight back to the porcelain, will splatter every time. At the least, funk your shoes up.

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u/Gigantkranion 6d ago

Nah. There's still a mist. Plus, urinal cakes and those pads mess that up... it's not as much but, even a .001% is too much for me.

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u/Last_Gigolo 6d ago

And you very well have every right to feel that way. Every right. Cheers bud.