Urinal Code of Ethics

[u/Icy-Book2999]

From https://youtube.com/shorts/71nfLPeczgc?si=k6XoM6jfES21CXGw

[u/BlueFox5]

This is easy for her to say as she has always had the comfort of stalls surrounding her in a public bathroom her whole life.

She has never:

Made accidental eye contact while peeing.

Caught someone else’s spray-back.

Caught someone sneaking a peek at your genitalia.

Accidentally caught a glimpse of someone else’s weird genitalia.

Had someone drip on your shoes.

Or God forbid, strike up a conversation (like only true psychopath would) while you are both peeing, meer inches away from eachother.

She has led a sheltered life. Literally sheltered in her stall. Or. In her cluelessness, she is the psychopath that would ignore the urinal etiquette. Pick the spot between two people when there was an open spot. Talk to both people. All while peeing on everyone’s shoes.

Edit: for those of you just now joining us, be careful how far you venture down this particular thread. You have been warned…

[u/ctodReddit → u/BlueFox5]

Nope. Checked with wife and she’s just doing this for views. All people do this. Think about movie theater seats.

[u/GargantuanGreenGoats → u/[deleted]]

Why have you seen more than one of her videos 

[u/GargantuanGreenGoats → u/[deleted]]

How do you even know it’s been weeks?

You’re either seeking this person out in which case her rage bait is working… or you need to go outside more often.

[u/GargantuanGreenGoats → u/[deleted]]

I’ve never seen her before… and you’ve seen her lots. Makes me think you actually like her a lot! Or at least think she has a point…