r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 7d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/Glimmertwinsfan1962 7d ago

Her mistake is she that asked “These are things you guys need to think about?” Guys don’t need to think about it at all, it comes instinctually.

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u/-SandorClegane- 7d ago

Exactly.

Just like when you see a kid at the urinal (with or without his dad/male guardian) and the kid's pants are around his ankles. It's a normal thing that happens in a public restroom. Do not acknowledge it and do not make eye contact with either party.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 7d ago

The first time my son used a urinal, I was using the adult one next to hjm. Honestly, I was having a bad dad day because all I did was point and tell him to pee in "that thing". So, I'm peeing and l look over to him. Turns out he was too short for the kid's urinal, even. That poor kid was on his tippy toes with his penis stretched upwards over the lip, across it, and then he nanaged to get the very tip pointed downwards.

I think my eyes popped out of my head like in the cartoons. When I say stretched, I mean stretched. Probably as far as that poor kid could manage. I told him stop immediately and had him just use a regular toilet. That was at least 18 years ago, and I still feel awful.