r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 7d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/istillambaldjohn 7d ago edited 7d ago

100% then there is the secret stances of others.

The “Peter Pan” feet wide apart, head staring at the wall in front, both fists at your hips, no hands on the unit controlling the flow. Also known as “the Superman”

The “Zombie” no hands as well but hands loosely to just to your sides and looking down

The “little teapot” is most common. One hand controlling business, one hand on the hip. Head either staring down or straight ahead

The “Prisoner” rare,…..but happens. Staring straight ahead. No hands controlling flow but both hands behind their back

The “Toddler” yes, very very rare but grown adults also has pants and chonies down to ankles and bare ass at a urinal. (Always assume special needs. Do your best to ignore)

The “crossing guard” usually in the morning at urinals. One hand controlling business, and one hand on the wall in front of them sorta stabilizing them from falling?

The “barking spider” VERY common for dudes to fart midstream. Especially restaurants where they are holding it in during a date.

I know I’m missing some. But I’ve just find them amusing when I noticed.

Edit. “The Barking Spider” honestly was called “The Bradley Craig” (sorry Brad, really is a lovely guy and miss working with him). Just a guy I use to work with. Larger fellow, but good lord,…..dude bellowed a like a tuba that you could hear outside the restroom when peeing and always said “excuse me,…clearing my throat” when witnessing first hand.

Double edit.

I know the right there, their, and they’re and am pretty consistent. I occasionally use affect vs effect inappropriately. But I regularly butcher strait vs straight.

Thank you stranger grammar Nazi. I too get stuck and cannot really see past some things and lose the entire context of the message over something so simple most others can look past.

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u/talk_to_yourself 7d ago

Is there a name for someone who, with one hand guiding their “lad”, sprays circles around the inside of the urinal? “The Catherine wheel” maybe?

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u/istillambaldjohn 7d ago

Well,….to be frank I don’t really pay attention to how people handle their bait and tackle, but in this case. I will call it “the raver” swinging around your own fleshy glowstick,……minus the glow,……hopefully.

Or maybe the “Jedi” if you make zhoom zhoom noises while doing it.

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u/talk_to_yourself 7d ago

I like “the Jedi”… use the force, Luke!

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u/istillambaldjohn 7d ago

Then it shall be known from this day forth as “The Jedi” approved by the wisdom of talk_to_yourself.

I don’t know. I’m just making all this shit up.