r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 7d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/Glimmertwinsfan1962 7d ago

Her mistake is she that asked “These are things you guys need to think about?” Guys don’t need to think about it at all, it comes instinctually.

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u/space_monster 7d ago

yeah there's some processing happening in the background. the urinal proximity calculation thread is usually dormant but gets automatically invoked when you enter the toilet. it runs once to establish the optimum urinal position and then closes down. a subroutine fires up if someone stands next to you when there were obviously better options for him. that subroutine includes an analysis function that initially evaluates intoxication of the subject - if it's >1, the exception is ignored, if it's <1 then there's further evaluation. if the subject is known, a communication receive thread is opened. if the subject initiates communication but is also unknown, it calls in another script which is way too complex to explain here.