r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 9d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/BlueFox5 9d ago edited 9d ago

This is easy for her to say as she has always had the comfort of stalls surrounding her in a public bathroom her whole life.

She has never:

Made accidental eye contact while peeing.

Caught someone else’s spray-back.

Caught someone sneaking a peek at your genitalia.

Accidentally caught a glimpse of someone else’s weird genitalia.

Had someone drip on your shoes.

Or God forbid, strike up a conversation (like only true psychopath would) while you are both peeing, meer inches away from eachother.

She has led a sheltered life. Literally sheltered in her stall. Or. In her cluelessness, she is the psychopath that would ignore the urinal etiquette. Pick the spot between two people when there was an open spot. Talk to both people. All while peeing on everyone’s shoes.

Edit: for those of you just now joining us, be careful how far you venture down this particular thread. You have been warned…

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u/ctodReddit 9d ago

Nope. Checked with wife and she’s just doing this for views. All people do this. Think about movie theater seats.

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u/PrettyRetard 9d ago

Movie theater seats is a good example. All of us would make these choices it’s not a man thing.

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u/Lortekonto 9d ago

I think I am missing something here. When I go to a movie I just sit a my seat number. Nothing to think about.

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u/PrettyRetard 9d ago

When choosing your seat if others have already chosen theirs. Are you going to sit right next to someone if there are open seats?

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u/Lortekonto 9d ago

Choosing seat?

I go buy a ticket. Then I get a row and a number. Walk in and sit down.

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u/PrettyRetard 9d ago

You chose the row and seat number…

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u/Lortekonto 9d ago

No, I don’t, but I understand the system you must have now.

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u/ctodReddit 9d ago

A lot of movie theaters don’t have assigned seating, in some areas at least. Maybe it’s an older thing or specifically a North America thing.

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u/PrettyRetard 9d ago

You just sit where they assign you? What theater are you going to?

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u/Lortekonto 9d ago

Yes. I have not experienced people sitting on a seat that they were not assigned to. That would be kind of an odd situation, if the person who have gotten that seat then come in.

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u/PrettyRetard 9d ago

lol obviously but what you’re saying is everyone was assigned a seat that was not of their choosing and that’s not how it works

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u/Lortekonto 9d ago

Shit. I should go on a trip and tell all the movie theaters around here that they are doing it wrong.

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u/PrettyRetard 9d ago

Yeah lol guess you should

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u/curtcolt95 9d ago

that is definitely how it works in some places

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