r/Eldenring • u/lizzied23 • Jan 12 '24

My Boyfriend bet me $500 that I couldn’t beat Elden ring in 6 months with little to no video game experience. Humor

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The rules of the bet:

  1. No magic
  2. Only Melee
  3. No farming for runes
  4. Have to beat the entire game by June, 6th, 2024

I am currently on the last boss of the game with 89 hours played. I hope the last boss doesn’t take me 5 months. 😂

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u/RMX_Texas Jan 12 '24

furiously takes notes

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u/Cyrano_Knows Jan 12 '24

Step 1: Get a girlfriend ;)

:Looks askance:

Step 1: Get a girlfriend... 8L

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u/Perithius Jan 12 '24

Can I summon help to find a girlfriend?

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u/ebagjones Jan 12 '24

Just don't summon 'let me solo her'.

Unless you're into watching, I guess.

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u/dapper_diaper Jan 12 '24

I am Malenia, blade of miCUCKla

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u/Searscale Jan 12 '24

And I know De FEET

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u/LampJr Jan 13 '24

Im so done with reddit 😅

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u/action2288 Jan 12 '24

Underrated comment.