r/DunderMifflin • u/AliceInWonderland40 • 2d ago

My husband takes Creatine the way Dwight takes protein powder

"See how papa takes care of you?"

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u/mywifemademegetthis 2d ago

Yeah, I remember when biceps were all the rage.

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u/OrangeBuffalo8 Toby 2d ago

Yeah, I bet you think it’s all about the “cOrE”

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u/mywifemademegetthis 2d ago

Core's critical. There are four tenets of pilates that I live my life by. One – lengthen. Two – elongate...

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u/AValhallaWorthyDeath 2d ago

What are 3 and 4?!

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u/SlimShady978 1d ago

PARKOUR!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Put4645 1d ago

I could do that

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u/Puzzleheaded-Put4645 1d ago

All right guys I think we all- huh huh giggles

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u/Puzzleheaded-Put4645 1d ago

I tell you what! It’s not even just about strength.. It’s not about strength, it’s about skill

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u/Puzzleheaded-Put4645 1d ago

I’m taking karate classes online

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u/Bake-Full 2d ago

Dukakis had just announced his candidacy. For governor.

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u/trill__gates 2d ago

I’m taking karate classes online

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u/Koloberator 2d ago

My wife barely mixes protein powder with milk then eats the lumpy sludge with a spoon

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u/Green-slime01 2d ago

Who doesn't do that!

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u/jelhmb48 WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN 1d ago

Wait she just eats it and doesn't insert it anally like a normal person? Disgusting!

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u/discodiscgod 2d ago

They do sell creatine in capsule form too

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u/----_____--_____---- Why use many word when few word do trick? 2d ago

So do i, it's only 5g. It's like a stock cube amount of powder.

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u/maninthewoodsdude 2d ago

Yup, I will wash it down with a slight of coffee

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u/SolarPoweredKeyboard 1d ago

Then I'll pee for the rest of the day. For some reason, creatine and coffee are terrible for my kidneys.

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u/NotoriousMFT 2d ago

This exchange between Dwight and gabe is so damn funny

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u/Psykopatate 1d ago

Can't be bothered making a shake and having to clean it. Dry scooping is the way.

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u/Acceptable_Log_7438 1d ago

Did you get the ticket?

To what?

To my Gun Show! 💪

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u/SlimShady978 1d ago

Does he take dried seahorses the same also?

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u/_BryndenRiversBR 1d ago

Dwight taking protein powder and then coughing off to Jim’s face is funny as hell.

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u/riv94 1d ago

If you wanna be a winner, you've got to fuel like a winner.

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u/mrmr2120 1d ago

That’s how I took creatine in high school 5 g scoop right in the mouth

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u/SomeoneOtherThenMe 2d ago

People have died from dry scooping

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u/l-Paulrus-l Creed 2d ago edited 1d ago

I take creatine the same way, it doesn’t mix into water at all, so it’s just easier to do it that way and chase it with a big gulp of water instead.

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u/afflehouse_ 1d ago

Changed my life when a friend showed me. If it’s gritty anyway might as well make it all grit lol

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u/the_y_combinator 2d ago

Eew. That sounds unpleasant. Deeply. I don't really like my pre flavors already.