r/DunderMifflin • u/Quick_Performance660 • 2d ago

Me watching the deb@te last night

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u/RageyxCagey 2d ago

It's a 45 day plan. 45 days to get us back on track. 45 points. We get the 45 points we are back in business

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u/Nsflguru 2d ago

Where did you find this idiot?

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u/RageyxCagey 2d ago

He can take the bus. He's had his limo ride.

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u/enadiz_reccos 2d ago

🏃🏃🏃

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u/Clebard_du_Destin 2d ago

Ha, your Eminence

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u/Bluelittlethings 2d ago

hate to pull an Oscar but….actually the quote is “Where's the off button on this moron?”

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u/toehill 1d ago

Actually you’re speculating there..

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u/SweelFor- 2d ago

Chapter 1: The Business Man's...

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u/Broncojoe58 2d ago

Best response.

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u/nachbaer Nate 1d ago

We are going completely carbon neutral!

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u/mlx1992 1d ago

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

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u/Tricky_Gur_1421 the x acksicks… 2d ago

Like watching Creed and Robert Dunder times a thousand.

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u/Quick_Performance660 2d ago

wow, you hired your own proxy...

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u/reddoot2024 1d ago

More like Todd Packer and Dunder

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u/finnegan976 2d ago

In the parking lot today, there was a circus…

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u/Nsflguru 2d ago

Just another day in the life of a dog food company?

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u/Terrorstaat 2d ago

I laughed and I cried.

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u/Tricky_Gur_1421 the x acksicks… 2d ago

Who is this old fart? Did you just stagger off the street? Out of a box or something? Who's this worthless bag of bones? Well, this guy is none other than one of the candidates for the presidency!

It’s great because it works both ways. (That’s what she said.)

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u/mikzuit 2d ago

Me watching the debate was more like "this is the worst" (branch closing) face

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u/Strange_Dot8345 2d ago

his capa was detated

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u/artofterm 2d ago

From his head?

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u/bubbatbass 1d ago

He didn’t even have his own head to comfort him

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u/artofterm 1d ago

Neither did the toy 🚛 that fell off Michael's desk while thinking about it

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u/Alive_Pen_6540 2d ago

NO, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT STUPID IS!! ITS ABOUT TO GET ALL STUPID UP IN HERE!!!!

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u/No-Lie-1571 2d ago

It was elder abuse

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u/lamparita88 2d ago

Heeeeeeelp heeeeelp.!!!

[insert Michael yelling out the window]

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u/Dr_Turkenstein 2d ago

Could someone give me a quick rundown for some context what op means?

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u/obeyflenderson 2d ago

...what the hell is a rundown?

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u/ViconiaDevir 2d ago

Use it in a sentence.

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u/kougan 2d ago

This rundown better be good

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u/jijiinthesky Harvey 1d ago

Try another sentence.

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u/Sam-Starxin 2d ago

Only in the United States of Geriatrics would you have two fossils calling each other idiots on national TV.

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u/Weary857 1d ago

To the candidates! 🥂

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u/CosmicPharaoh 1d ago

Me waiting for one of them to spell out their BOBODY plan

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u/4wheels4lives 1d ago

Which episode is this?

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u/rustys_shackled_ford 1d ago

It was the incoherent ramblings of an old man times 2

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u/bubbatbass 1d ago

I declare BANKRUPTCY !!!