r/DunderMifflin 3d ago

Who would you choose to be with in the office locked in for a whole day

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u/MinimalTraining9883 So what about the Irish-American Cultural Center Mural? Potato? 3d ago

B. Meredith will pass out by noon, Oscar is just going to keep his head down and Creed... well, he'll be up to some kind of shenanigans but they probably won't involve me.

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u/headsmanjaeger Mose 3d ago

Just don’t steal from him.

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u/MinimalTraining9883 So what about the Irish-American Cultural Center Mural? Potato? 3d ago

Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago.

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u/fuck_you_and_fuck_U2 3d ago

If that's stealing, then lock me up.

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u/Commonly_Un_Common 3d ago

No one steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name, Creed Bratton.

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u/PapaSpence Creed 3d ago

I was thinking b because like you said Oscar will keep his head down, I just love creed, and I could get drunk with Meredith all day 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/hedonsun 3d ago

I thought Oscar would be one of the few I'd be interested in talking to. But if Daryl was on the board, I'd be choose that group! 😅

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u/kakawisNOTlaw 3d ago

For an actual office day where I have to work, it's B and it's not even close.

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u/MinimalTraining9883 So what about the Irish-American Cultural Center Mural? Potato? 3d ago

Agreed. Now ask me who I want to get locked in with overnight and you might get a drastically different answer.

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u/maggie320 3d ago

I thought B because I love Creed and Oscar would just keep to himself, but I’m worried about the smell from Creed’s desk.

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u/MinimalTraining9883 So what about the Irish-American Cultural Center Mural? Potato? 3d ago

Fair concern, but if it's just the three of you, you could just work from a desk far away from his. Like Jim's. Or go ahead and take Michael's office. Just don't leave a big package in there for him...

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u/dankestmemestar 3d ago

Hey those things are nutritious

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u/Agent_Galahad 3d ago

But they smell like death

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u/Typical_Pollution_30 3d ago

He would probably steal from you

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u/user684629 3d ago

C! Jim and Dwight would drive each other crazy and I’d just sit back and watch with Stanley

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u/TexehCtpaxa 3d ago

Are ya ready for some meatball?!

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u/vidgill 3d ago

Now shove it up ya butt

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u/xx_dracarys_xx 3d ago

Perfection 👏👏👏

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u/Eastern_Screen_588 3d ago

Was gonna say, c has the potential for free lunch

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u/SuspiciousChair7654 3d ago

Sit back with stanley doing crossword puzzles and going mmm hmmm.

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u/Consistent-Manager52 3d ago

I want Florida Stanley

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u/SuspiciousChair7654 3d ago

I like the Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi... Stanley

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u/Consistent-Manager52 3d ago

This was horse tranquilizer Stanley, right?

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u/QuackilyYours Harvey 2d ago

No that was Ryan saying it on their sales pair up and Stanley giving him crap for it after

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u/k0ldeath 3d ago

It's called hentai and it's art

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u/dontreallycareforit 3d ago

100% my choice and reasoning as well.

With A you’re going to definitely get pulled into some antics you don’t want to be in and possibly be very annoyed

With B its just meh cause even with Creed being the wildcard it doesn’t strike me as being a crew that’d have good chemistry

And C, I mean you can basically count and Dwight and Jim to be vying for…something…and you’re absolutely right about Stanley. If you choose option C you basically get to watch The Office, mystery science theater style, with a cast member of the very show you’re enjoying.

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u/AJGreenMVP 3d ago

Careful, Stanley will make you work extra hard. He's a productivity csar

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u/Finn_WolfBlood 3d ago

Sit back with Stanley, do some crosswords together as the other two fight, we'd grab a pretzel AND SHOVE IT UP YA BUTT

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u/Nice_Cum_Dumpster 3d ago

B I’d just chill with creed

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u/BAMspek 2d ago

Yep. Stanley and me doing the minimum work to not call attention to ourselves while watching the show that is Dwight and Jim.

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u/EternalRains2112 3d ago

Definitely not A. Being trapped in a room with Andy all day sounds like the 7th circle of hell.

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u/eijner 3d ago

Lord beer me strength.

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u/baronas15 They're lithium! 3d ago

🎶 in you head, in you he-y-a-ad , zo-om-bie, zo-om-bie, zo-om-bey-ey-ey-ey

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u/user684629 3d ago

“Would you like to play a prank on Andy?” “Well, I’m kinda busy with- YES PLEASE!”

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u/baronas15 They're lithium! 3d ago

Large tuna, have you seen my cellphone device?

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u/user684629 3d ago

You know what? Maybe it’s in the ceiling?

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u/GrouchyLongBottom 3d ago

You know what? Maybe you're in the ceiling!

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u/BonChance123 3d ago

Have you checked your butt?

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u/ruby_slippers_96 3d ago

Andy and Michael. You just know that their chaotic energy would feed off of one another and you'd get the brunt of it

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u/LentilRice 3d ago

I’m sorry I annoyed you with my friendship

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u/xx_dracarys_xx 3d ago

Do not test my politeness

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u/Krimreaper1 3d ago

I thought it was pick one character, easy, Kevin. Then I saw it was the whole row. F. row A.

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u/HW-BTW 3d ago

Yeah, I thought it was pick one from each. Easy: Kevin, Creed, and Stanley. Would be a chill day at work.

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u/BreadyStinellis 3d ago

Also definitely not A, but mostly because Kevin is a creep and other 2 are just annoying af

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u/barbellsnbooks 3d ago

C. I’d do puzzles with Stanley and laugh at Jim and Dwight

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u/sissybelle3 3d ago

This . You basically have a normal, if boring, person to hang out with while enjoying the shenanigans of the other two.

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u/Hand_of_Doom1970 3d ago

What if Stanley wanted nothing to do with you? He didn't like that many people.

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u/missenow2011 3d ago

Definitely C. I agree.

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u/houstongradengineer 3d ago edited 3d ago

B, for the Creed and Meredith laughs. They are funny, but not bad enough to impact my work. If my work needed any assistance, Oscar would be my bro I'm sure.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

I think B, because Oscar is the kind of guy who would just be there, do his work and only interact if necessary. Meredith would just play solitaire all day and Creed would spend his time writing his plays, so neither of them would bother you.

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u/lavellanlike 3d ago

Definitely NOT A lol

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u/TexehCtpaxa 3d ago

B, I could talk to Oscar about hot guys, talk to creed about music/life in the 60’s, and share a drink with Meredith which will certainly help cope with being locked in all day.

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u/RichDream7777 3d ago

Seems like a good day

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u/Calm-Character3838 No! I am an adult, I don’t have to do or say anything! 3d ago

I’m so confused? I thought Creed was 30? Well, 30 in November…

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u/Espionage_21 3d ago

No one is picking A because no one could stand to be stuck with Andy all day lolol

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u/MinimalTraining9883 So what about the Irish-American Cultural Center Mural? Potato? 3d ago

FALSE.

No one is picking A because we all know if you're gonna be locked in the office all day you don't want the boss to be there.

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u/Espionage_21 3d ago

No one said you had to work! You're just locked in there! I wouldn't mind being locked in there with Michael.

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u/MinimalTraining9883 So what about the Irish-American Cultural Center Mural? Potato? 3d ago

A murder, you say?

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u/Espionage_21 3d ago

I'm the dead body and these are my brain chunks

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u/xx_dracarys_xx 3d ago

I do declare!

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u/Real-Yogurtcloset-34 3d ago

I picked because I would never want to be near Michael in real life

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u/WhenIGetMyTurn 3d ago

B or c, not in a million years id pick a. Id have to commit homicide against andy

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u/Deathmister 3d ago

Think about it. C has to be the most logical answer. You’d simply stand back from prank feud, establish a moderate rapport with Jim, and then shove it up your butt

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u/BillieBottine 3d ago

B because they would mind their own business.

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u/WaterBenderEssy 3d ago

If I wanna work or have a chill day, definitely B.

If I just wanna goof off and have fun, gotta be C.

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u/RedDr4ke 3d ago

C, Jim and Dwight would be too focused on each other, and I'd just play sudoku with Stanley all day

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

C, always C. Stanley hates everyone equally lol.

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u/KneeOdd9397 3d ago

B or c and that is only to spend time with creed or Stanley

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u/Dixon-Poontang 3d ago

C- I love meatballs too !!!!

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u/Notaverycleverperson 3d ago

Dwight or Meredith. I loved Meredith in the episode where she takes Pam out on being overwhelmed as a new mother. I am sure she is super cool to hang out with!

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u/ICookIndianStyle 3d ago

B. Id bang Meredith and hang out with Creed

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u/Okra_Smart 3d ago

And eat discounted food from Outback Steakhouse.

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u/Kitchen-Honeydew-305 3d ago

C or A, I would enjoy coming up with new ideas for pranks with Jim, talk with Michael or Dwight and have a good laugh with Andy, Kevin or Stanley

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u/KatieCatie1 3d ago

C! You’ve been meatballed!

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u/Chimera_Brian 3d ago

C, they would all leave me alone

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u/Serious_Marsupial_85 3d ago

Jim, Dwight, and Stanley. Without a doubt.

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u/No-Pipe8487 3d ago

C all the way. Sit back and enjoy Dwight and Jim just going at it for the whole day. Hell I'd literally join Jim into pranking Dwight lmao.

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u/CampaignImportant28 3d ago

any, id love them all

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u/Qu33nKal 3d ago

B if Meredith has extra booze to share haha And Oscar and I can have smart talks because he is the smartest in the office... :P oh wait, thats Michael now...

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u/Gullible_Newspaper Michael 3d ago

Omg it would be C, id try to prank jim with Dwight and Stanley

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u/NyneHelios 3d ago

C for sure. Jim cancels out Dwight and Stanley is probably asleep.

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u/Surkett 3d ago

C, for sure

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u/No_Percentage3529 3d ago

Answer is definitely C.

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u/RealBatmanArkham Dwight 3d ago

C, Dwight is the best

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u/Few-Appeal3483 3d ago

C, I want to sit with Stenley and watch other two have the best friendship ever :)

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u/Sindorella 3d ago

A! Kevin has snacks, Michael has all the good internet memes and videos, and I could waste a whole lot of time fucking with Andy.

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u/jumpman0035 3d ago

B. I’ll end up banging Meredith while creed watches and sells the video to a fake website from Russia while Oscar looks ashamed and says “Un-Be-Leave-A-ble!”

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u/Luizshere 3d ago

A! And if i can choose, it would be Michael from season 1

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u/koolaidismything 3d ago

A.. Andy and Michael make me laugh most.

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u/AutoEuphoria 3d ago edited 3d ago

Are we alone and are the camera crews not there/taping? If so, Meridith. If not, Stanley because he'd just be quiet and fall asleep

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u/Dolphin_Hornet 3d ago

Stanley cus I wouldn't have to worry about him distracting me from doing my job.

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u/levitationbound 3d ago

A lot of this depends on which point of the show we are talking about. Micheal stays pretty consistent throughout, but Jim goes from like the young cool easy going office guy who likes to involve everyone and have fun days at work, to doing something hes never done before and, try. Andys character when first introduced I thought was hilarious. Just this Cornell suck up who could not get ahead without being malicious, then to more of a preppy happy guy who loved and made everyone his closest friends and then into, well we all know what eventually become.

So, idk its between A and C but depends on what season lol

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u/Ginger_Yinzer 3d ago

A. Snack time with Kevin. Singing, dancing and being goofy with Michael and Andy

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u/henrytabby 3d ago

I’m picking A

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u/ICookIndianStyle 3d ago

You're the only one though

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u/Shadecujo 3d ago

That’s a real sausage fest

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u/Gilbey_32 Andy 3d ago

A. Kevin and I can chill, Michael is comedy relief, and Andy and I can jam out some barbershop

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u/Ohshithereiamagain 3d ago

A. They will do all the talking. I don’t have to talk

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u/dwfmba 3d ago

B, its not even close

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u/Radasscupcake Michael 3d ago

A. But I don’t see any of these as bad options.

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u/PersephoneLove88 3d ago

Either Merridith or Creed. I adore those freaking weirdos with my whole heart ❤️

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u/leavingforireland 3d ago

Meredith for sure. We’d party 🥂🍻and she’d tell me some stories.

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u/QueenFartknocker 3d ago

B. It would be a dream day. I would put Creed “in charge” of the office and would then throw a 3 person rager with Oscar and Meredith.

Dream come true,

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u/Resident-Elevator696 3d ago

Michael. He literally saved me during the roughshod part of my life

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u/Accurate-Image-6334 3d ago

👹👺🤠😎💯 including his costumes and characters.

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u/Maitryadav 3d ago

creed alone is enough

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u/Sue_D_Nim1960 3d ago edited 3d ago

Somebody noticed that you're supposed to pick a whole row, not just one person. So I'm amending my answer.

It's still Row A.

Kevin would keep me supplied with M&Ms.

Michael would fall in love with me.

Nard Dog would sing to me.

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u/sysaphiswaits 3d ago

B. I actually like all of those people.

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u/Zumaakk 3d ago

B, no contest.

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u/Brilliant-Macaroon16 3d ago

Noticed Pam wasn’t an option. 🧐

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u/Darthboney 3d ago

Just Meredith. Y'all can watch if you want but I can promise it won't be pretty

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u/SingleAppeal2023 3d ago

Jim, Michael and Oscar. I would find them the most entertaining.

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u/JohnnySkidmarx 3d ago

Creed. I'd like to hear his rumblings and thought process. Maybe I could give him some pointers on his blog.

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u/EstimateValuable7086 3d ago

A! Kevin would be fun to hangout with. Talk about fantasy football, boobs, and eventually get his chili recipe. I can let Andy distract Michael.

It would be C if it’s Florida Stanley.

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u/OwlEastSage 3d ago

gonna have to go with A.

kevin is weird but keeps to himself, will probably share snacks. michael and andy will entertain eachother.

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u/Ash9260 3d ago

B me and Meredith can get crunk

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u/heavymetal626 3d ago

B, a generally low maintenance but interesting crew that sticks to themselves. Neither of them will engage with you unless you initiate but once you start there’s an interesting conversation for hours

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u/IneedAName37 Dwight 3d ago

Creed has northern lights indica and merideth has booze

Option B is a party

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u/ajpme 3d ago

B, definitely would be the most fun, even with oscar being the goody-two shoes of the group

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u/KaaboomT 3d ago

C all the way. I’d chill with Stanley and watch Jim annoy Dwight all day.

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u/suckmytitbxtch 2d ago

I'm still choosing the bear.

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u/OhhhHooo 2d ago

A Michael he means well and wants to be liked and is probably the most competent at doing his job he tries to befriend almost everyone he comes across and even if I truly fuck up he'll have my back. So yea Michael

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u/something3003 3d ago

C. Tips on avoiding work from Jim, avoiding your wife from Stanley, and avoiding bear attacks from Dwight

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u/NachoConnery 3d ago

The best way to figure this out is to take into account all of the episodes and each individuals character arc over the different seasons, think about that really hard and then shove it up your butt!

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u/Agitated_Sugar_7738 3d ago

B and it’s not even close

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u/Silver6567 3d ago

If I had to spend a day in a room with Andy I would kill him and serve him to Kevin as ‘Long Pig’

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Stanley seems like we have a lot in common I love crossword puzzles and soft pretzels. I may tell him a joke to break the ice, he may be annoyed by it tho.

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u/Calm_Ad_9937 3d ago

Kevin. And we'd just play poker the whole time.

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u/Little_Citron 3d ago

Stanley. We would both leave and agree we were there the whole time.

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u/skeletaljuice 3d ago

A. For a loud, rowdy good (if exasperating) time

B. For some intoxicated shenanigans (while being nonverbally judged by Oscar)

C. For sitting back and enjoying the clash of derangement, sass, and mischief

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u/Flat_Guidance6922 3d ago

B. I wouldn’t feel bad about not talking to them and I don’t think they’d drum up any conversation.

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u/BallsDropped 3d ago

C.

Meredith would be dtf

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u/GenericRedditor7 3d ago

B, Oscar and Meredith are pretty sane compared to some of the other groups, and Creed will keep his madness to himself

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u/Own-Elderberry2489 3d ago

C would be a lot of fun

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u/F19AGhostrider 3d ago

C, easily. I could just kick back and watch Jim troll Dwight

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u/Normal-Perception264 3d ago

C. I'd rather be with Stanley to just sit down and do nothing but doing puzzles.

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u/SadLilBun I’ve learned to just tune myself out 3d ago

B. They’d leave me alone.

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u/notatpeace39 3d ago

B. Creed would be kind of annoying but Oscar would sit there quietly, Meredith would play solitaire all day, and I'd just sit and pray that Creed fell asleep or went to do something crazy after a while.

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u/mofa90277 3d ago

My education and experience are rather conventional, so I would jump at the chance to spend the day with Creed, so B.

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u/Jenne8 3d ago

A-most irritating (minus Kevin) B-could be fun but, most likely boring C-where I’ll be because I’d love to hang out with Jim and mess with Dwight all day. Stanley would be a non-issue.

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u/ryan22788 3d ago

Meredith, if I’m locked in all day - I’m having a bang.

On that note, maybe Oscar as well

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u/Party_Purple4785 3d ago

The only right answer is B. A = Andy (thumbs down). C = Jim vs Dwight showdown with Stanley unimpressed (unless meatballs). Imagine the kinds of shenanigans you can get up to with the Creed-Meredith combo, Oscar playing an exasperated class monitor. Nice post, OP!

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u/eazy_macc 3d ago

Definitely C

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u/plottinNschemin 3d ago

Andy. Give him some time and aggravate him enough. Believe me, he’ll get that door open

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u/RoRo25 I like to set it at 69... :) 3d ago

I feel like row A would make the best of it.

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u/Lucky-Edge-9504 3d ago

Definitely C.

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u/treletraj 3d ago

Oscar. He’s normal.

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u/spacelordmthrfkr 3d ago

B, no doubt, party.

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u/MIRAGES_music 3d ago

C and it's not even close lol

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u/Dogmom2013 3d ago

B- to actually get work done. I feel like those 3 will just sit there and do their work

C- pure entertainment all day

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u/Xbc1 3d ago

B- In a landslide. I wouldn't choose A for obvious reasons. And C if Dwight and Jim were in full Dwight and Jim mode that would get old within minutes.

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u/Wolfdogpump66 3d ago

C, it would be a blast to fuck with dwight and stanley all day with Jim

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u/HQ_FIGHTER 3d ago

B, it’s clearly B

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u/Fun-Environment-3958 3d ago

Honestly, C. I'd sit back with Stanley and watch Jim prank Dwight all day.

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u/Cr1ms0nT1de 3d ago

Michael Scott, Creed, and Dwight

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u/Weird-Maestro 3d ago

C. Jim would probably ask to mess with Dwight, and Stanley wouldn't even notice

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u/Manymuchm00s3n 3d ago

A Team for me!

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u/Substantial-Safe6552 3d ago

B- none of them would talk to me or bother me. And I could just scroll on my phone and mind my business

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u/Smooth-Restaurant379 3d ago

A for sure 👍

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u/Svengoolie75 3d ago

C all day baby💯 you already know it’s going down 😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽

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u/thiefofalways1313 3d ago

I’ll take Pam, Erin and Kelly

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u/Chet2017 3d ago

C is the only sensible choice

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u/kenneth69K 3d ago

A would have been perfect with micheal and kevin, it would be best time, but Andy is just making things difficult. B is no no. So C is the perfect balance for perfect time.

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u/VeetzVino 3d ago

I think you could make a good case for A or B. To really make your decision you should make a pros and cons list and then take that list…..AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT!!!!

I’m going C all day.

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u/The_Chiliboss 3d ago

C - Dwight is gonna be busy with Jim and Stanley will leave me alone.

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u/jefferson497 3d ago

A. You won’t get shit done and it will be ok

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u/Cloaker_Smoker 3d ago

Watching Dwight get meatballed all day sounds pretty good

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u/AstralSoul64 3d ago

A. because honestly Michael alone would make me love my job regardless of his incompetence.