Some of the World Leaders childhood photos

[u/Amanda_Kitten]

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[u/c10250]

If someone would just draw that little moustache thing on Hitler, it would be perfect.

[u/PloppyCheesenose → u/c10250]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PloppyCheesenose/s/A9SXwInkB5

[u/14X8000m → u/PloppyCheesenose]

He looks the exact same.

[u/zsoltjuhos → u/14X8000m]

its as if it was the real Hitler, eh?

[u/Select-Prior-8041 → u/zsoltjuhos]

Yea-... wait.

[u/Cautious_Fly1684 → u/c10250]

You could land a plane on that philtrum.

[u/rrickitickitavi → u/c10250]

He’s already got the doofus side part.

[u/chettahd]

Crazy they were all in the same yearbook and page.

[u/Kage_Bushin → u/chettahd]

Must have been some wild school. No wonder they hated each other

[u/mothmansgirlfrnd → u/Kage_Bushin]

Imagine what Debate Club was like

[u/Professor-SEO_DE → u/mothmansgirlfrnd]

"I have no idea what this adolf fella is saying but he sounds angry all the time"

[u/ApoliteTroll → u/Professor-SEO_DE]

"You are all impastars.."

-Mussolini (probably)

[u/Professor-SEO_DE → u/ApoliteTroll]

"You have de gaulle to speak to me in that tone?!"

-De Gaulle, probably

[u/CzarTwilight → u/Professor-SEO_DE]

I hate juice. I prefer pure white milk

[u/6thaccountthismonth → u/Kage_Bushin]

League of nations meetings were just glorified school reunions

[u/Tompster_ → u/chettahd]

Fun fact:

In 1913, Hitler, Trotsky, Tito, Freud and Stalin all lived in the same place.

[u/LeGuy_1286 → u/Tompster_]

I would like to see this anime as fast as possible. Dear manga artists present here, We are ready. Let's go.

[u/damienreave → u/LeGuy_1286]

Only if they all get gender swapped into waifus.

[u/NegrosAmigos → u/chettahd]

They used to be friends until that one day.

[u/DoomCircus → u/NegrosAmigos]

Yup, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked...

[u/[deleted] → u/DoomCircus]

There is no war in ba sing se

[u/PedigreedPetRock → u/chettahd]

The little rascals of mechanized warfare.

[u/Background-Many-3234 → u/chettahd]

I'd watch that anime

[u/restlessleg → u/chettahd]

u know i hate u right?

[u/Wooden_Cold_8084]

Mussolini was never very photogenic

[u/jetsetmike → u/Wooden_Cold_8084]

I thought he looked nice in that pic of him hanging out at the gas station

[u/DirtyRatLicker → u/jetsetmike]

heck of a family photo that was

[u/PanJL → u/jetsetmike]

He looks good hanging...

[u/Kay-Knox → u/Wooden_Cold_8084]

He looks like he pooped himself and is really worried the smell will be in the picture somehow.

[u/Hollybeach → u/Wooden_Cold_8084]

Mussolini stabbed another kid at school when he was 10.

[u/Obsessivegamer32]

Stalin already looks like a dick who would bully you in school.

[u/RarePlan2089 → u/Obsessivegamer32]

Exact my thought. He looks like a bully.

[u/chunkyvomitsoup → u/Obsessivegamer32]

Whereas Winston looks like he throws jazz hands left and right

[u/milas_hames → u/chunkyvomitsoup]

Winston looks like he's about to complain that his lobster thermidor has too much mustard.

[u/Specific_Effort_5528 → u/milas_hames]

So the same then? Just missing the cigar and whiskey.

[u/thewoodbeyond → u/Obsessivegamer32]

Haha I thought Hitler and Stalin look like little thugs while Mussolini looks on the verge of a tantrum.

[u/ArOnodrim_ → u/thewoodbeyond]

What do children who are beaten viciously in poor households look like? That. Child abuse and child poverty have led to more devastation than can be calculated. 

[u/MacWalden → u/Obsessivegamer32]

He had a very tough childhood he had to grow up cold hearted

[u/MolassesCharacter226 → u/Obsessivegamer32]

He was a gangster like Putin

[u/M3chanist → u/Obsessivegamer32]

He bullied Mussolini.

[u/reddit_user_2345 → u/Obsessivegamer32]

From age ten to twenty he studied at religious schools in preparation for the presthood. He was a very good student.

politicaltheology.com/stalin-as-a-theological

[u/Captainkoala72 → u/Obsessivegamer32]

he looks like Linus from shark boy and lava girl

[u/NegrosAmigos]

It may be wild for me to say this but It's insane how Hitler looks like Hitler even as a child

[u/BigBlaisanGirl → u/NegrosAmigos]

I recognized him before I even saw the name.

[u/Flashy-Quiet-6582 → u/NegrosAmigos]

Like bill burr said Hitler always looked evil.

[u/sukisecret → u/NegrosAmigos]

Yes!

[u/ImaginationBig8868]

Looks like most of these vibes locked in early.

[u/Little-Dingo171 → u/ImaginationBig8868]

Tbf a lot of them were abused and deeply troubled from a young age

[u/National_Jackfruit48]

Eisenhower looks like he has seen somethings.

[u/fixitman84 → u/National_Jackfruit48]

A lot of dgaf energy in that kid

[u/York_Leroy → u/National_Jackfruit48]

Nah, he's the most normal looking one, Roosevelt on the other hand.... He's definitely witnessed something

[u/WokeAssMessiah]

Mussolini lmao

[u/cremeriner → u/WokeAssMessiah]

You know he just peed his pants

[u/cherryberry0611 → u/WokeAssMessiah]

Looks like Spanky from Little Rascals

[u/HefflumpGuy]

I bet they were all arrogant little shits.

[u/Individual-Monk-1801 → u/HefflumpGuy]

Churchill is oozing arrogance, isn't he

[u/ABlueShade → u/Individual-Monk-1801]

At that time, Churchills' absent mother was writing him letters telling him how much of a burden he is and how she never wanted him.

[u/Absolut_BubbleBerry → u/ABlueShade]

That’s awful. Poor kid.

[u/DirtyRatLicker → u/Individual-Monk-1801]

Churchill looks like he’s getting ready to say “Hmmm yesss, indubitably my good sir, take the horses to the stable while I get ready for supper”

[u/PoorFilmSchoolAlumn → u/HefflumpGuy]

I bet Eisenhower was aight.

[u/firefistus → u/PoorFilmSchoolAlumn]

the dude already looked tired as a kid. Like he knew...

[u/PoorFilmSchoolAlumn → u/firefistus]

My boy Ike was born making big decisions on a global stage.

[u/Anal_Juicer69 → u/PoorFilmSchoolAlumn]

Eisenhower was born to a poor family and lived in a small town in Kansas, he definitely wasn’t an arrogant asshole

[u/PoorFilmSchoolAlumn → u/Anal_Juicer69]

LBJ grew up in a poor family, lived in a small town in Texas, and was most certainly an arrogant asshole.

[u/Anal_Juicer69 → u/PoorFilmSchoolAlumn]

LBJ was more than an arrogant asshole, LBJ was the highest concentration of Asshole focused into a single man.

[u/DankeSebVettel → u/HefflumpGuy]

I mean, Hirohito was a fucking prince so…

[u/WonderfulChapter4421]

Damn hitler literally NEVER updated his haircut

[u/Weary-Appeal9645]

Hitler and Stalin already looking like assholes.

[u/DecoyOne → u/Weary-Appeal9645]

Meanwhile, Mussolini: “Mom says I’m tough, too”

[u/Moonjinx4 → u/DecoyOne]

I know right? He looks like he’s on the verge of tears, like Stalin punched him and stole his lunch money.

[u/onetwothreeandgo → u/Weary-Appeal9645]

Churchill also already looks pretentious as everything

[u/Horror-Collar-5277 → u/Weary-Appeal9645]

The high chin at that age is a symptom of something awful I think.

[u/ShalaKaranok → u/Horror-Collar-5277]

What's wrong with kids doing the high chin?

[u/Horror-Collar-5277 → u/ShalaKaranok]

I mainly say it cause Hitler and Stalin both doing it.

But also it's a sign of self worth. And to be too high might be an excess of self worth.

Which would explain why they gassed and starved millions.

[u/lark0317 → u/ShalaKaranok]

It's looking down your nose. Both Stalin and Hitler are doing it, and it looks like contempt to me. Turns out both were contemptuous, murderous villains, so... maybe a touch of humility goes a long way?

[u/bucky133 → u/Weary-Appeal9645]

Hitler looks like that kid that you're slightly afraid will show up to school with a gun one day.

[u/Indifference_Endjinn → u/Weary-Appeal9645]

Most punchable faces by far

[u/Ccjfb → u/Weary-Appeal9645]

Looking down their noses for sure!

[u/blind_merc]

Churchill probably smoked cigars in the bath at that age.

[u/Additional_Subject27]

Mussolini looks like he is about to cry.

[u/Internal_Finding_412]

O Vargas KKKKKKKKKK

[u/azbzc → u/Internal_Finding_412]

O mais perigoso daí kkkk

[u/TheGrimEye]

Churchill already rocking the snark.

[u/MotaHead → u/TheGrimEye]

The sailor outfit is boosting  his confidence.

[u/Marswolf01 → u/MotaHead]

He’s already had a whisky and a cigar before taking this photo.

[u/POTUS_PO → u/TheGrimEye]

Out of all of them, Churchill definitely got the vibe. I always wonder what people like this were like as teens. Like when they were just chilling with friends.

[u/FadransPhone]

The shadow almost looks like Hitler’s mustache

[u/TheNewNumberThirteen]

Churchill was always Churchill!

The posture and facial expressions must've been there from birth.

[u/ThinkSomeThoughts]

Is it just me or does Stalin look like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle?

[u/False-Focus2949]

Young Hitler already looking like Hitler

[u/steeljubei]

That's the kind of breakfast club movie I would want to see...

[u/UF1977]

So…basically, Churchill was always Churchill.

[u/Moriarty-Creates]

Mussolini looks like he’s about to burst into tears.

[u/Agneli]

Interesting the future dictators have the poor quality photos here. Hitler and Stalin definitely had the worst childhood of the three. What was mussolinis like?

[u/dnoura_celcric → u/Agneli]

Bully. Stabbed a kid at 10. Then another after being expelled for it. Then he stabbed a gf.

[u/Dubious_Titan]

Eisenhower looks exactly as you would expect.

[u/Hollybaby5]

Churchill looking to the manor born

[u/bullhorn_bigass → u/Hollybaby5]

Just so you know, the phrase is actually “to the manner born”. It’s a Shakespearean phrase (Hamlet).

[u/Nostalgic_Mantra]

Damn. Hitler looked like a psychopath even as a child.

[u/dopaminemachina → u/Nostalgic_Mantra]

hitler and stalin both look like little shitheads. is it born in them? crazy.

[u/Nostalgic_Mantra → u/dopaminemachina]

I didn't even notice Stalin. Holy crap. Guessing he was a school bully.

[u/eeewww223 → u/Nostalgic_Mantra]

He had an abusive childhood.

[u/___daddy69___]

Stalin looks like such a prick lmao

[u/_Neo_____]

Simplesmente Getúlio Vargas

[u/trixayyyyy]

Is anyone going to take about Roosevelt’s French braids?

[u/Critical_Equal_7540]

They all look like little shits 💩

[u/GarysCrispLettuce]

Churchill was Little Lord Fauntleroy. Stalin was Dewey from MITM mixed with Wayne from The Wonder Years. Getulio looks like Jerry Seinfeld. Hitler looks more English than German.

[u/huskadeez → u/GarysCrispLettuce]

Hitler was actually born in Austria

[u/FreshFromThe313]

Hitler looks unchanged lol

[u/Acceptable_Lake_4253]

All a product of the age they were born into. I wonder who they would have been in a different causality.

[u/Average_guy120]

Somehow little Hitler insults me with his look

[u/DirtyRatLicker]

When it says Roosevelt, I’m guessing FDR judging by the others being the world leaders during WWII

[u/willjhc]

Looks like they're on a mission.

[u/JonBoi420th → u/willjhc]

Yeah, they all have that same look

[u/Bestefarssistemens]

Stalin looks like he already has bodies

[u/Wanderer-2499]

Damn... Roosevelt looks like he got hella bullied.

[u/thisendup76]

Keeping this picture on me for when I time travel

[u/ArchangelZero27 → u/thisendup76]

Not if they send a t800 protector

[u/DaySoc98]

Hitler committed really early to that haircut.

[u/ThisUsernamesTakent]

Do you see the similarities? Thats right...

They are all kids! Kids are the worst

[u/FreeZappa]

I had no idea they all went to the same school. 

[u/Valentiaga_97]

Great , now I know I looked like Winston Churchill back in my childhood 🤔

[u/orkash]

Hitler...well looks like Hitler.

[u/Y2KGB]

Lil’ Hitler, he’s such a scamp!

[u/__meeseeks__]

A lot of punchable little faces

[u/Islandfiddler15]

What do you mean childhood photos? That’s clearly a photo of De Gaulle as an adult

[u/leviathab13186]

Fun idea for a show. All these guys are in the same kindergarten together. Wacky antics ensue.

[u/krink0v]

Child Hitler reminds me of that weird kid from Malcolm in the middle, his younger brother

[u/FiftyIsBack]

Hitler literally looks the same if you just add the mustache. Stalin looked like a little asshole, and Churchill looks like a pompous British child just as you'd expect. Eisenhower is the one I didn't really expect. Just a normal looking kid.

[u/rezusx]

Churchill looks like the “Apparently” kid

[u/ptferrar]

De Gaulle looks like he knows what’s coming

[u/Minute_Test3608]

Even at that age, Hitler was an arrogant little shit

[u/dumbdude545]

Stalin looks like a fuckibg lunatic even in his early years. Lol.

[u/Retired_LANlord]

Churchill looks like an arrogant, condescending arsehole, even as a kid.

[u/DeveloperBRdotnet]

Getúlio caralho

[u/Admirable-Finger-975]

Stalin looking like one of those russian UFC guys

[u/SeaF04mGr33n]

Churchill is soo recognizable! His eyes!

[u/omnihummus]

Imagine that school yard

[u/Little-Dingo171]

Churchill looks like he hangs out on a corner and talks mad shit to adults

[u/Icosotc]

Jesus that Hitler photo is chilling. He’s only a child but it’s like he’s already evil.

[u/your_average_medic]

Stalin looks like he'd be a problem, though that's probably just the picture.

[u/Dent15]

Crazy how Hitler’s always had that wack-ass haircut

[u/Nexus6Leon]

Churchill still looks like he's gonna drink a quart of Johnny Walker and call some broad ugly.

[u/MondoDodongo]

Elementary school hitler looks so much like elementary school hitler he would win against elementary school hitler in an elementary school hitler lookalike contest

[u/Lost_Possibility_647]

Stalin looks like a bully.

[u/worldsbestlasagna]

Stalin and Hitler are posing the same way. Chin forward

[u/yadayadayadaetc]

Stalin looks like a right cunt

[u/Green_Demo]

What surprises me is Getúlio Vargas appearing among these leaders.

[u/Obi-Wan_Nairobi]

I find it remarkable that Hitler, Stalin and Churchill all happen to look like little cunts.

[u/prawalnono]

Killer photos

[u/FreckledLasseh]

Stalin looks like he drowns cats.

[u/Your_True_Nemesis]

The sheer amount of rizz Churchill has in his stance, no wonder he was so valuable in the war.

[u/-_-COVID-_-]

Stalin & Hitler with their chin up attitude...

[u/Milk_Savings]

As expected, Stalin and Hitler look like little arrogant cunts.

[u/cognomenster]

Stalin looks like a Stalin.

[u/FluffyBanana00]

Listen, beware of kids who don't smile in the yearbook.

[u/china_joe2]

Dwight D. Eisennnhowerrrr

[u/OutsideBluejay8811]

Alll warmongering monsters were once kids, eh? ……let’s end reproduction

[u/00roadrunner00]

In a strange twist of fate, Hitler's last name was almost Schicklgruber....

[u/Adventurous-Safe-732]

Getúlio aka Cristian Bale

[u/MiciusPorcius]

Mussolini did not want to be there for that picture

[u/Simulation_Theory22]

All of the dictators are the embodiment of the count dooku "signature look of superiority"

[u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch]

Ngl we should’ve seen it coming with Hitler based on that photo.

[u/drin8680]

Stalin stands out to me. He just has the look. His head is cooked up like he already thinks he's the shit. Like a gangsta in mugshot lol. Kinda crazy

[u/Shjinji]

Roosevelt looks like s girl

[u/heebsysplash]

What’s more interesting is how Eisenhower was our first black president.

[u/PureKitty97]

I like that Churchill never changed his pose

[u/Alone-Marketing-4678]

Stalin looks like a bully, and Churchhill already has that sass and pomp about him lol.

[u/jaklacroix]

That whole vertical middle row already look like total douchebags.

[u/keirmeister]

Wow…that Hitler kid looks like a total little shit. I hope he turns out OK.

[u/Anon31780]

Churchill already on his 5th whiskey of the day, and that photo was taken at 0930.

[u/All_Right_Alright]

Hitler definitely looks like a problem child I knew in school

[u/A_Random_Usr]

The only one I wouldve recognised without the names was Hirohito because he has a similar pose to a picture of him as an adult that I saw. Crazy how different they all looked when they were kids

[u/EWSflash]

The Churchill foto is so classic

[u/_DapperDanMan-]

Stalin looking for a fight already.

[u/post_angst]

Lil Stalin was a straight up sociopath as a kid though, I think.

There’s that story about the calf trying to cross the river. I think he was a teenager then.

[u/SameScholar1186]

Stalin was that kid in school no one fucked with

[u/postALEXpress]

I'd watch this anime.

[u/ImportantRepublic965]

Churchill is drunk already lol

[u/immoralcombat]

I m going to preserve this photos to my grandson’s grandson so that he knew what to do with the Time Machine he had

[u/ThayerRex]

Bizarre to these men as children. Eisenhower cutest kid

[u/EmirFassad]

Herr Schicklgruber bears a strong resemblance to Alfred E. Newman/ Just sayin'.

👽🤡

[u/Howfuckingsad]

Stalin looks like he was a bully to begin with haha. Hitler looks like the kind of kid he would be bullying.

[u/OkAirport5247]

Churchill looks drunk as always

[u/mibonitaconejito]

You can see the vacancy in Hitler and Stalin's eyes. Just....nothing there

[u/Fawkingretar]

Child Hitler looks pissed

I mean I would too if multiple weird people claiming they're from the future all try to kill me everyday.

[u/Reverseflash25]

Hitler being living with that “signature look of superiority”

[u/TheDonEsteban]

Fuck hitler

[u/The-Lord-Moccasin]

The only ones who don't hold themselves with unusual gravitas and dignity for their age are Mussolini and Hirohito.

Cuz Mussolini is Mussolini, and Hirohito is Japanese.

[u/AMCcheetahAPE]

None of them are smiling either

[u/queasybeetle78]

Stalin looks like one of those kids.

[u/LaCockroach]

Stalin looks like he wants to send you to the principals office and have you expelled

[u/Ragnalf]

Churchill came out the womb with the British stiff upper lip lol

[u/bgsrdmm]

Seems that Mussolini had that same mouth expression from 3 years old until the death...

[u/SwearToSaintBatman]

Stalin looks like a mass murderer already at 8.

[u/birdsarntreal1]

Child Stalin killed small animals during recess and ate them for lunch.

[u/Thomisawesome]

Young Churchill looks exactly how I would imagine him. Like he’s waiting for his 4:00 bottle of milk and scotch.