r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/trancatt • 2d ago

*checks her profile* shocked to see it says lash tech 😂

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u/Genius-Imbecile 2d ago

I think there's a word for people you can pay to spend time with you.

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u/botjstn 2d ago

you’re a hooker!

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u/GunnieGraves 2d ago

Immediately what I thought of too.

I love Madam Kimays!

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u/BlueOx80 2d ago

Smells like Cypress Hill in here!

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u/SpreadLiberally 2d ago

You dropped your smoking lamp!

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u/Mgclpcrn14 💦Thirsty for Sukuna (true form)💦 2d ago

Now OP, are you really shocked she's a lash tech?

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u/QuoteKlutzy4829 2d ago

This is why OG prostitutes work by the minute and not by the day.

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u/deathboyuk 2d ago

A whole MINUTE? No human woman could withstand such pleasure!

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u/Difficult_Bit_1339 2d ago

What do they do with the other 45 seconds?

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u/Kidus333 1d ago edited 1d ago

Look at Mr Fancy pants lasting for 15 seconds.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/StasiaPepperr 2d ago

Wrong post or just that excited about your new deli containers?

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u/TequilaAndWeed 2d ago

They could not contain their excitement

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u/RudanTheRed 2d ago

Unlike how these amazing Tupperware containers can contain your leftovers!

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u/oral_tsunami 2d ago

He said fuck it, he's a conscientious objector to the gender wars

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u/epicmousestory 2d ago

When people post dumb culture/gender war stuff, some people post unrelated comments as a way of showing they don't want to engage with it

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u/Tainted_Bruh ☑️ 2d ago

I get what they’re doing, but it’s just a different flavor of lame, on some real I’m-so-cool-because-I’m-flippant tryhard shit.

When I see culture/gender war shit I don’t want to engage in? I just smh and scroll on.

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u/Nordie25 2d ago

I swear it’s not that deep Brother but go on

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u/epicmousestory 2d ago

Tupperware is tryhard shit?

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u/Studstill 2d ago

More like you know Tupperware, the thermometer, ending the CRM, you know, stuff that matters lol

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u/lazyrancher 2d ago

I think this is one of those moments where you read something so ridiculous you just need to change the topic and who doesn’t love nice Tupperware!

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u/PunishedWolf4 2d ago edited 2d ago

They’re great for meal prepping for the whole week and get a food scale for weighing out your food so you know how many calories you’re taking in.

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u/LorenzoStomp 2d ago

This is how I lost weight and kept it off the last couple years. I looked up my healthy weight range, calculated my TDEE (I suggest Sailrabbit's calc), bought a food scale, and started using a free calorie app (FatSecret. Dumb name but useful) to log EVERYTHING. 

I didn't think I could stick to the calorie limit suggested by the TDEE calc, so I allowed myself 200-300 over a day and still got to my goal weight, it just took a few months longer. I'm right at the upper limit of healthy weight now and if I got a little stricter or added in some exercize I could easily drop 10lbs, I just don't wanna. The scale really helps to learn exactly what a single serving looks like and make sure I'm not logging the wrong thing. Which is why a lot of people don't see results, they are guesstimating and getting it wrong too often, or they're forgetful and sloppy about logging EVERYTHING. 

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u/PunishedWolf4 2d ago

Congrats on your weight loss! I use my Fitbit watch to monitor how many calories I’ve burned(I know it’s a guesstimate not a precise science) and log my calories and am really seeing the weight loss now after a while of routine and restriction

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u/BluBeams 2d ago

Thanks for telling us.

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u/onebandonesound 2d ago

I picked this up when I was working as a line cook. Don't need any Tupperware other than deli container pints and quarts

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u/Hunter-Gatherer_ 2d ago

These random ass ultimatums people throw into the internet. Who tf brings up their ex, even more so who brings that mf up when you don’t even have suitors 😂

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u/Avenger772 ☑️ 2d ago

All these women do a very good job making sure to show us they aren't worth the time.

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u/kevinhuts 1d ago

I encourage them to please keep it up. The men too. All of yall keep it up so we know to weed out the knuckleheads.

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u/3_Slice 1d ago

Perhaps but, it also puts these ideas in various types of women and men, and this toxic way of looking at relationships is just going to lead us into a very lonely generation full of contempt towards the opposite sex.

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u/Avenger772 ☑️ 1d ago

Nothing I or any of us can do to stop it. As long as social media exists, this will continue to be broadcasted. So anyone stupid enough to parrot these ideologies deserves what they get.

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u/brolix 1d ago

Going to? Lol

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u/InterdisciplinaryDol ☑️ 2d ago

So do yall floss before or after brushing your teeth?

I floss after then mouthwash, lmk what you do or what’s actually recommended

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u/GimpsterMcgee 2d ago

I floss first to disclose any hard chunks, stringy bits, general grossness, etc. and THEN brush to get it the rest of the way. Then I rinse, because that’s basically the equivalent of dirty bath water. It’s dirty toothpaste water! Then brush again to put the toothpaste back on, spit, no rinse. 

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u/Miss__Behaved 2d ago

Did you know that it’s actually recommended to keep the toothpaste and not rinse? Just to spit out the access? Crazy right?

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ 1d ago

I’ve heard this two times. Both times in this sub.

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u/EverybodysEnemy ☑️ 2d ago

String floss first, water floss second, and then brush last. takes about 5 minutes twice a day.

Your dentists trips will be cheap cause they'll have next to nothing to do lol.

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ 1d ago

I floss all throughout the day tbh. I asked my Dentist if it’s possible to over floss, and they said yes. I just love the feeling of flossing so much, and I LOVE the feeling of clean teeth. Like nothing in between at all. It makes my brain feel good.

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u/Elegant_in_Nature 2d ago

Personally I think before, I feel like the floss brings everything up. The brush is the clean all , but then again doing both ain’t that bad either way

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u/fightingkangaroos 1d ago

I waterpik first, brush, floss, mouthwash. I feel like flossing then using mouthwash is the best way.

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u/Randomnessiosity 1d ago

I actually brush to get the yuckiness off, rinse, then floss, rinse, and give it one more quick brush to catch anything dislodged from the floss that's trying to hold on. That last brush takes a fraction of the time of the first though.

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u/codecrossing ☑️ 2d ago

if you don't like the topic, just move on.

no need to comment

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u/InterdisciplinaryDol ☑️ 2d ago

If you don’t like the topic, just move on.

no need to comment.

Crazy how that works for this comment chain too.

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ 1d ago

This is so weird. Their comment offended you that much?

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u/codecrossing ☑️ 1d ago

it annoyed me, yes

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u/Sugary_thoughts 2d ago

I don't get it, what does her having a job in the cosmetic industry have to do with this?

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u/IwishIwasGoku 2d ago

Soo thinly veiled classism?

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u/glowy_keyboard 2d ago

Argue with the facts

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u/ripnosdag 1d ago

quick show me a 40 y/o lash tech

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u/DeafNatural ☑️ 1d ago

Nothing. Men like attempting to “humble” women instead of just focusing on the women that align with them

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u/ripnosdag 1d ago

right because she's not attempting to humble men who don't want to pay for her to have a day off

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u/Sugary_thoughts 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ngl, kinda described a good chunk of this sub lately with the recent posts just outright dunking on a few delusional/dumb girls that aren't even remotely following the first rule of being "exceptionally hilarious and insightful social media posts".

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u/Denugettherespect 2d ago

Came to laugh at delusional hoes😈

Left with better knowledge of food preparation and storage🥹

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u/Successful_Basket399 2d ago

I know she regret tweeting that shit 😭

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ 1d ago

Doubt it. They stand on this “mindset” especially since there are several other people just like them that “think” just like them.

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u/SherlockCupid 2d ago

Rage baiting narcissism is a plague

People be tweeting anything for any form of engagement.

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u/DirtySilicon 2d ago

I swear people walk around here manic. Imagine thinking you're so important that someone you love needs to pay to spend time with you...

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ 1d ago

Even better, imagine being manic enough to do it.

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ 1d ago

It’s wild to me how the same people that be quick to call someone broke, be the same ones that expect everything to be paid for from them. Would they prefer the term freeloader?

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u/HotPhilly 2d ago

I’m not here to impress anyone like you. Go see your ding dong ex. Idgaf.

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u/Illustrious-Hand3715 2d ago

Why they break up???

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u/Drake_Acheron 2d ago

Because she is a prostitute.

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u/ConsequenceOk2874 2d ago

The only way I can see it

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u/Solo_Fisticuffs ☑️Sunshine ☀️ 2d ago

i thought the dudes who would pay for my day off were a red flag. why you needa see me so bad?

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u/black-dude-on-reddit ☑️ 1d ago

I’m tired of these posts bro

I know this shit ain’t real life but man I’m glad I’m single

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u/NosferatuZ0d 1d ago

Everything is always about money. Tired of it all

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u/Cheitianchicole87 2d ago

Sounds like she didn’t have a gig that had PTO (ahem ahem lash tech lol)

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u/JaThatOneGooner 1d ago

Before YOU go back? Some people think they’re a million dollar cheque when they’re only 62 cents.

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u/drillmatici76 1d ago

like, damnnn bitch.

i just wanted to go to the movies. use your PTO wtf

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u/walla_majick 17h ago

Didn’t know we had a blaccel section

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u/joejolt 1d ago

His username got me.

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u/Only-Artist2092 1d ago

how much wit out da wig