r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/softlemon • 4d ago

When you describe yourself as ‘adventurous’ in your dating profile but you were lying 😂

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u/BombasticSimpleton 3d ago

Yes.

I matched a girl on Tinder about 3 years ago and she was mocking me because I mentioned high adventure but didn't have any pictures doing stuff. She wanted to go to a climbing gym for a first date (her idea of dipping the toes in high adventure) and...conveniently...I happened to know the owner of one.

So I set it up, we went - and in the entrance vestibule/counter, there's a bunch of pictures (100+) of local climbers doing "stuff" over the years. I had three pictures in there, one lead roping Sundial (a local landmark peak), myself with the owner on the Carstenz Pyramid, and another on the summit of Vinson.

I just went and stood under the Carstenz photo and remarked on how that climber looked an awful lot like me.

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u/SaddurdayNightLive 3d ago edited 3d ago

Lol that"s a playa move, playa. Hope it worked out

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u/BombasticSimpleton 3d ago

She liked the date but somehow felt I was deceptive (I think from letting herself talk trash and come across as a fool for the whole time she was taunting me).

I did offer to make it up to her by taking her wingsuiting (I have a beginner suit - a Swift3 - that I offered to loan her). But she declined.

Guess she wasn't that up for adventure. Win some, lose some.

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u/Pure-Drawer-2617 3d ago

Wing suiting? Take ME on a date I’ll wear a wig if you need