r/BlackPeopleTwitter 2d ago

Did you do to your “black job” today?

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u/manzo559 2d ago

Me at my Mexican job

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u/K-Dot-thu-thu 2d ago

*working mexicanly*

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u/AwkwardLawyer706 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SH4DOWSTR1KE_ 2d ago

Which is like triple the maracas! 🇲🇽 😃

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u/Itsmyloc-nar 2d ago

It’s a perfectly cromulent word

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u/A_Curious_Oyster 2d ago

It's a word that embiggins the smallest man.

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u/Judo-_-Flip 2d ago

"Keep up the Mexican waving"

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u/FknDesmadreALV 2d ago

Me , still grinding chiles like my great, great granny cuz it’s my Mexican job

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u/sarcastic1stlanguage 2d ago

Be a Mexican, not a Mexicant!

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u/NotEricOfficially 2d ago

Yo tambien

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u/ScoobyD00BIEdoo 2d ago

I choose you

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u/CurseofLono88 1d ago

Hell yeah. Unfortunately for me at my ugly ghoul job.

(I joke, but if I could be the Crypt Keeper, I’d be so happy. Who doesn’t want to spin a pun filled horror yarn?)

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u/miss-entropy 1d ago

What just one job?

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u/EpsRequiem 2d ago edited 2d ago

Walked into my "black job" today. Cleaned some toilets, stole a TV, and asked "where all da wite wemin at?", all while doing a little jig.  

/s for the slow ones.

EDIT: For those that probably want to know what Trump thinks of "the blacks" and what jobs we work...

https://youtu.be/NT8yUhtZoXA?si=-knb04eDxzbADqQU

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u/WhiteCharisma_ 2d ago

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u/irn 1d ago

This movie should be taught in every middle school if people wanna bitch about CRT (which is a college elective so wtf is wrong with them)

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u/softlemon 2d ago

Not the wite wemin 😂

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u/seanular 2d ago

I'll pay you all your worth!

No ma'am, I gotta have some money!

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u/EpsRequiem 2d ago

Ngl, that shit was funny.

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u/No_Pear8383 2d ago

Jesus Christ that was hard to watch.

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u/badpeaches 1d ago

I think it's ShowBoat and one of the most offensive movies I've ever tried to watch. And if I'm wrong about the movie title, I'm okay with that.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/No_Pear8383 1d ago

I didn’t know it was satire. That one scene was pretty painful to watch.

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u/irn 1d ago

Oh crap I’m so sorry I thought I was replying to the Blazing Saddles comment below yours. My bad. Jfc

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u/No_Pear8383 1d ago

lol. That makes sense. I was going to say. For satire, this is some pretty dark shit.

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u/Elliott2030 2d ago

I admire that man so much. I can't imagine facing what he does every single day in that maga dungeon and still get up the next day and do it again.

I don't want to donate to his campaign (though I will), I want to donate to his therapy bill so he doesn't burn out.

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u/vh1classicvapor 2d ago

He seems like someone who is very sure of himself. I’m sure he’s very aware of the threats against him, because he is such a polarizing figure. I am glad that someone is finally standing up to the system of oppression in Tennessee, where I live. I saw him speak at a protest in downtown Nashville. He speaks the truth and he speaks to the people, not to the rich.

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u/irn 1d ago

Fuck that, donate to his campaign. It’s a miracle he’s up there at all. That takes a lot of strength so he must have some mental and emotional wellness already.

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u/Elliott2030 1d ago

I did. My poor attempt at humor didn't land well :)

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u/DirtySilicon 2d ago

WTF is a BLACK JOB?????

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u/K-Dot-thu-thu 2d ago

I mean he had to mean some shit like housekeepers and field laborers, same as "mexican jobs".

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u/paputsza 2d ago

it’s more like “being the first one to run in an active public shooting” and “keeping the beat in a group clap during a concert”

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u/zarbemomin 2d ago

The one to throw a baseball hat to signal the others that's its on

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u/TrashhPrincess 1d ago

Thabk you for your service, my rhythmically challenged ass could never.

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u/slashinhobo1 2d ago

Im willing to bet anyone he was thinking slave labor and picking when he answered that question.

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u/K-Dot-thu-thu 2d ago

I mean yeah pretty much

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u/Mel_Melu 1d ago

I feel like a lot of "essential jobs" fall into both these categories.

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u/Fakjbf 2d ago

I think he was just trying to appeal to black and latino voters by saying that illegal immigrants are taking their jobs specifically and therefore they should vote for Trump to prevent that. But then because it’s Trump he naturally worded it in basically the worst way possible.

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u/K-Dot-thu-thu 2d ago

Right, but illegal immigrants are only able to get the worst/illegal jobs because they do not have appropriate documentation.

Meaning to say that they are specifically stealing black/Mexican jobs is to imply that is the only work those groups can get.

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u/Fakjbf 2d ago

No it only implies that such jobs are predominately done by black and latino people, not that it’s the only jobs black and latino people can get or even that it’s a majority of the jobs they can get. If the only people working such jobs are black or latino but they only make up 0.1% of the total jobs that all black and latino people work, you could still “reasonably” call them black and latino jobs (with a loose definition of reasonable at least). It would be a dumb thing to call them but technically not incorrect.

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u/KGillie91 2d ago

Man said illegal immigrants were coming over and taking “black jobs and Latino jobs”. He was extra iggerish last night. 

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u/DirtySilicon 2d ago

You know, I swear I was seeing the phrase for a couple days now, but maybe that was just my nigga senses tingling, warning me some bullshit was coming.

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u/KGillie91 2d ago

Senses had to be tingling because that was like watching two drunk uncles argue at the family function. Equal parts of being comical and being concerning, I was laughing while considering which country I’m about to move to with my family. 

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u/Cosmic_Gumbo 2d ago

You know, those old dudes working the auto plant assembly line in Detroit for those GM Super Bowl commercials.

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u/ATGSunCoach 2d ago

Trump responsible for all these black folk in commercials? It’s gonna backfire with his people.

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u/DirtySilicon 2d ago

"You know... I'm real popular with the Blackss!"

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u/throwthisTFaway01 1d ago

8 mile Eminem job. Stamping the same bumper for 30 years.

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u/Either-Durian-9488 2d ago

It’s like a normal job with hip hop style and jive talk.

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u/No_Pear8383 2d ago

Are people not offended when people say “the black vote”. I’m not black but I always thought that was not an ok thing to say.

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u/DirtySilicon 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm not, personally. It's not a Black thing as much as its a non-white thing. We are just a demographic that doesn't resemble the greater population. Notice they will also talk about the Hispanic vote and so forth. I personally think it's fine that they understand black and other minorities have a separate set of issues that may be of more importance to us than greater America, that pretty much refers to "White America." Like most of us won't support a racist candidate. White America probably doesn't give two flying fucks since it has zero effect on them, aside from maybe that asinine idea that minorities are the primary beneficiaries of welfare. The republican party seems to still believe in welfare queens. *shrugs*

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u/No_Pear8383 1d ago

I think you underestimate how many white people hate racism. One of the reasons a lot of white people don’t like Trump is because he’s racist.

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u/weasel999 2d ago

POTUS?

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u/irn 1d ago

Running to the corner bodega when you were 12 years old with a note from your unc and a $5 for a pack of parliaments and his drink. You can get candy with the change.

High tier black job would be helping with the grill at a cookout or taking numbers during dominoes.

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u/Flexivle 1d ago

It’s a job, that’s black - Norm Macdonald

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u/Equivalent-Concert-5 20h ago

a job a black person has

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u/joshJFSU 2d ago edited 2d ago

Trump’s frequent reference of “the blacks” as that group of people we have to unfortunately live with is constant.

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u/DJIsSuperCool 2d ago

Say it ain't so. Please give me the clip. I already got surprised when I found out the golf debate wasn't an rdc world skit.

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u/SH4DOWSTR1KE_ 2d ago

Yeah, he's going to make Jimmy the Greek seem tame if given the chance.

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u/BlanchePreston 1d ago

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u/BlanchePreston 1d ago

Love when George would say Honkey !! Lol I couldn't edit to add this comment so I commented on my comment lol 😆 😂

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u/DGVega93 2d ago

He doubled down and said it at the Rally today. He said he’s bringing Black Jobs to VA. 😂😂 I can’t wait for what Black jobs he gonna bring to my home state hell my hometown that he spoke in today.

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u/DecisionAvoidant 2d ago

Is that.. affirmative action? 😱😱😱

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u/heyitskevin1 1d ago

I thought they didn't like black pilots since they were obviously only hired not because of their knowledge in flying a plane, but their skin tons

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u/ebbiibbe 2d ago

I took PTO today, the reverse Uno.

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u/IamScottGable 1d ago

Good. Be sure to take all your PTO.

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u/snollygoster1 2d ago

Is this something Trump said during the debate?

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u/1ofZuulsMinions 2d ago

Yes. He said immigrants are taking “black jobs” and “Hispanic jobs”.

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u/mstrss9 ☑️ 2d ago

I’m a black Hispanic first generation American sooooo did my parents steal my job

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u/miikana 2d ago

Bro you’re about to steal all the jobs

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u/Books_and_Cleverness 2d ago

People have the hardest time understanding that immigrants both do jobs and also create them.. They buy clothes and groceries and get haircuts and need car maintenance and blah blah blah.

“Immigrants steal jobs” is saying “babies steal jobs.” It’s crazy! Immigrants are just babies, but older, and from somewhere else.

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u/hydrohomey 1d ago

More people = more work/spending = more commerce

Opposite of their beliefs the vast majority of people contribute to their countries economy through various forms of making and spending money.

Edit: removed a section

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u/Books_and_Cleverness 1d ago

Yeah if more people meant fewer jobs, we’d be the poorest country in the world, and the whole world would be poor as dirt. But the opposite is true!

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u/Key-Marionberry-8794 1d ago

Babies are always stealing my jobs

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u/thejr2000 2d ago

I hate when my parents steal my job 😒

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u/mrwynd 2d ago

Yes, Trump framed it the same way he frames every "issue" he brings up. He uses fear and blame. In this instance he wanted "The Blacks" to know the "Black Jobs" were in danger because the "Evil Illegal Immigrants" are being let in by "The Democrats". Of course he will deport every one of these dangerous enemies of "The Blacks" if you elect him President again. He also wanted to make sure you knew that he's already done more for "The Blacks" than any President in history.

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u/LiveDieRepeal 2d ago

I was wondering what he was referencing

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u/Tyga_Uppacutz 2d ago

Puttin in that black work

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u/wardenland 2d ago

Putin in ^

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u/Tyga_Uppacutz 2d ago

Soon enough

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u/Icy-Tomatillo-7556 2d ago

I have an extreme amount of respect for Justin Jones. He reminds me there are still politicians that care about the PEOPLE. Gives me hope for my kids .He is role model for courage, strength, dignity, and showing how to stand for what you believe in no matter the mountains ahead.

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u/AwkwardLawyer706 2d ago

I am on PTO From my “black job”…. So I’m doing black ass things 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SeaAnthropomorphized 2d ago

I had to work Juneteenth. The first Juneteenth we didn't even have a black manager. I was like wow. They really had us

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids ☑️ 2d ago

"THE IMMIGRANTS ARE TAKING BLACK JOBS!!!"

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u/Bird_Lawyer92 2d ago

They can have em 😂

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u/AnxietyAdvanced5036 1d ago

Maybe an immigrant NBA would be funny

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u/FakeHasselblad 1d ago

That’s called soccer. 👏😎my people dont fuck around on the footy pitch.

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u/Desperate_Snow3308 2d ago

Tf where my black job I wanna be around my people

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u/blix1200 2d ago

Same. You could apply for a 'Blacked' job to get out some frustration...

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u/Nateddog21 ☑️ 2d ago

Rise up veneer tech!

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u/PenguinBites21 2d ago

Question.. if I’m of mixed race.. should I have 2 jobs?

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u/kokujinzeta 1d ago

2 job!? You lazy lima bean!

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u/Key-Marionberry-8794 1d ago

But then they will steal both of your jobs

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u/PenguinBites21 1d ago

Well that will suck.

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u/Eks-Raided 2d ago

Firefighter is an Italian job, police is an Irish job, civil services is a Jewish job, bus driver/garbage man is a black job, military is a anybody poor job.

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u/BlooregardQKazoo_ 2d ago

I quit my “black job” lmao

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u/Cancer_Flower ☑️ The Bag Lady 👛 2d ago

I am off from my “black job” until Tuesday because I took a week off for my birthday.

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u/DecisionAvoidant 2d ago

Happy birthday!

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u/Cancer_Flower ☑️ The Bag Lady 👛 1d ago

Thank you! ☺️

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u/tatispotti 2d ago

I swear it felt like we were watching an SNL skit

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u/Key-Marionberry-8794 1d ago

Best Trump impersonator ever

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u/thatsnotyourtaco 2d ago

I'm the only white (passing) person on my team so l think he must've meant call center support.

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u/Eclectic_Barbarella 2d ago

I worked my “black job” at the software company where I work, but only half day. 🤣

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u/sarcastic1stlanguage 2d ago

At one point, Trump was like, "... and Hispanic families" like We wanted a mother fucking shot out! fuck that bitch!! Lol

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u/jeffhplays 2d ago

Grateful to have this guy in this city

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u/avocadobarbie 2d ago

My job is extra black cause people be payin to catch these hands!

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u/LemmeGetSum2 ☑️ 1d ago

!

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u/Basic_Penalty_5903 2d ago

Me at my white job

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u/Fine_Spinach9825 2d ago

Ahh cool. I’m The White Guy at Amazon fulfillment center

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u/SkyHighlogy_101 2d ago

how i pull up to my Black Job™️

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u/justl00kingar0undn0w ☑️ 1d ago

Pay me $350K, let me keep working from home. You can call it a black job if you want 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/Think-Heat3001 2d ago

Doin it right now. I’m on BREAK

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u/ThickProfit ☑️ 1d ago

That’s my District Representative!

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 2d ago

I thought he had a very shiny revolver at first and was expecting to hear about him making a very persuasive speech. Turns out it was just a phone. Kind of a bummer. Guy behind him looks checked out and could use a good story.

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u/tycam01 2d ago

Are they walking into a nursing home?

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u/Fit_Awareness_5821 1d ago

Should have ripped Trump for that one

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u/Da1BlackDude 1d ago

Im just here working my black job as a labor and employment attorney.

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u/tatostix 1d ago

He is one of the only bright spots in TN politics.

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u/BoxGroundbreaking504 1d ago

https://i.redd.it/eqdv550upj9d1.gif

At my "black job" right now. How's yall day going??

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u/OrganismFlesh 1d ago

Three ways I can answer this:

You mean the same job that white folks do but with less respect?

You mean keeping a nuanced eye on the phukkery white folks do on a regular nd teaching my family how to recognize and be wary of the same?

Or are we on some Ice Cube "Black Korea" type shit?

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u/No-Cantaloupe549 23h ago

Effin Love It Rep J. Jones. 👏🏿👏🏿👊🏿👊🏿👍🏿👍🏿 🎤 🎙

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u/BabyBoyOk 1d ago

Fucking fat white women?

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u/ModsBePowerTrippin12 10h ago

Speedrunning to ban an account in under 2 weeks?

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u/BabyBoyOk 10h ago

Nigga we can do it in 30 minutes if you pick a banned subreddit

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u/hvthor 1d ago

I went to my racial jungle job thanks Biden!

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u/Alpaca_Empanada 2d ago

I’m white in retail and I have two black friends so that gets me at least one “sheeeeit” right?

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u/ModsBePowerTrippin12 10h ago

Try it in front of them.

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u/Expensive-Coast-3508 2d ago

You clearly don't understand the power in it's absurdity. So why are you even here?

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u/SheepD0g 2d ago

Imagine being proud of being such a shitbag

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u/ebbiibbe 2d ago

We know exactly what it means, but they need yo just say the quiet part outloud and stop aide stepping it.

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u/Empty_Wasabi_5761 2d ago

Black people have the same jobs as white people…..there is no such thing as “black jobs”

unless you are racist and see a specific job like gee I duno….service jobs as “black jobs”.

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u/Jewmangroup9000 2d ago

That's why I'm going to Hollywood, for the Jewish jobs!

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u/LemmeGetSum2 ☑️ 1d ago

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