r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ 5d ago

Billy Porter on Juneteenth no less

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u/UPPERCASEsociety 5d ago

I’m sorry, but I will never get over the fact that he got veneers on the top portion of his teeth and not the bottom.

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u/The_Velvet_Bulldozer 5d ago

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u/SynthPrax ☑️ 5d ago

That's fucking heinous.

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u/IcyProperty89 5d ago

It’s just fucking cheese on the bottom. I can’t look away.

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u/vh1classicvapor 5d ago

Years of smoking cigars will do that to a man

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u/f1ve-Star 5d ago

Or juliani

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u/intellectualcowboy 5d ago

Smells like goat cheese and asbestos 

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u/tatertothotdish88 5d ago

Thanks I was eating goat cheese while scrolling

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u/Briguy_fieri 5d ago

You were tonguing Rudy this early?

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u/tatertothotdish88 5d ago

Those teeth aren’t gonna brush themselves

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u/Hot_Cash5989 5d ago

😂🤣

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u/Impossibly-Daft-27 5d ago

💀⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️. The way I just cackled!

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u/Heyitsgizmo 5d ago

I read a comment that said “when you don’t care about the lower-class. I’m forever reminded of it when I see this abomination lol

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u/luxii4 5d ago

I’m sure he will get the bottom when Trump’s check clears.

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u/Banglophile ☑️ 5d ago

Can you get veneers in prison? Asking for a former US attorney.

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u/bigcityslamboys 5d ago

Unfortunately for Rudy he can not get veneers in prison, but he can get his teeth pulled and given a set of ill fitting dentures that someone may punk him for later and now he’s really looking like a bird in the big house.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 5d ago

I wish I didn't look. NSFL.

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u/Sproose_Moose 5d ago

I know what I'm nightmarin about tonight

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u/colon_evacuation 5d ago

Just lol’d and woke my partner

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u/SHIBE_COLLECTIVE 5d ago

Damnit that’s too early to see at this hour 😭 Why would you only put veneers on the top?!

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u/DerpMcGuirk ☑️ 5d ago

Looks like something out of The Big Book of British Smiles

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u/The_Velvet_Bulldozer 5d ago

Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?

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u/SaveFileCorrupt 5d ago

Ayoooo 😂😂 I still remember the Kid Mero saying "them shits look like CRACKED BUTTAH" and my lord, is it the truest thing I ever heard

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u/boricimo 5d ago

The bottom are on layaway.

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u/RedDidItAndYouKnowIt 5d ago

Similar to the scene from goodwill hunting when Ben Afflecks character puts the sandwich on layaway?

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u/aspidities_87 5d ago

You better hope I can’t get no bullets on layaway

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u/Rude_Lifeguard 5d ago

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u/cailian13 5d ago

If it is ok to say....that is a CHOICE.

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u/ConsciousHoodrat 5d ago

That's also crazy because the bottoms are the ones that need it the most, because your tongue carries a lot of bacteria, so your bottom teeth tend to get the most plaque. 

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u/Icelandia2112 ☑️ 5d ago

Go easy on the brother https://aacd.com/aboutGBAS

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u/Techygal9 ☑️ 5d ago

….what! I just had to see.

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u/s_arrow24 5d ago

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u/floetic_justice 5d ago

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u/ceryus1 5d ago

If you gon' screenshot the meme at least crop out the X lol

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u/Veggiemon 5d ago

Is there any way to save an image from a comment on Reddits stupid ass mobile app without just straight up screenshotting?

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u/Podunk_Papi ☑️ 5d ago

Tap it, hit the three dots at the top, download it.

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u/Veggiemon 5d ago

That works for a post (but puts a fucking Reddit ad with the subreddit) but the three dots aren’t there if you just click an image from a comment

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u/anarchetype 5d ago

It works for me... sometimes. I have no idea why I can tap some comment images to download in the Reddit app and not others as I've found no rhyme or reason to it all.

Shit, yesterday I kept hitting the download button on one, it kept saying "image downloaded" or whatever, and yet there was no new image downloaded to my phone. This app is kinda booboo.

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u/CuriousOK 5d ago

You can turn off the Reddit banner thing in settings.

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u/kizmitraindeer 5d ago

Omg. I can’t use this meme so I must leave it here, but holy shit I’m dyin’.

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u/ChaZZZZahC ☑️ 5d ago

Nice meme you got there, nigga... Yoink

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u/moistmonkeymerkin 5d ago

I’ve never seen this before in my life and today I’ve seen it twice.

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u/J-luckyb 5d ago

Why he so eager to kiss a stranger hand??! He doesn’t even kno if Biden washes his hands regularly 😷🤢

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u/RedDidItAndYouKnowIt 5d ago edited 5d ago

The best thing anyone ever normalized was the fist bump. People nasty as hell.

Edit: spelled fist as first. Ty autocorrect.

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u/EvanHarpell 5d ago

BRO .

I actually got flamed hard as hell at work once cause I pushed someone away when they came in for a hug. My boss was nearby and called me the most antisocial fuck he'd ever met. There were other reasons for that too but still....

Not everyone can get that close to me and I keep that group limited.

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u/RedDidItAndYouKnowIt 5d ago

Bodily autonomy bro. If someone doesn't get consent before attempting an embrace, hell even a handshake, then they are just violating you.

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u/meownfloof 5d ago

I’m a big hugger. I love everyone! Turns out not everyone is like me. Now that I’ve realized that, if it’s someone I’m not familiar with I ask first. Can I give you a hug? 🤗 sometimes it’s no and I’m like “Fistbump?” “Sure!” “Hell yeah!” Let’s connect in a way that’s comfortable for both of us

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u/Elektraheartxo 5d ago

Exactly! As a non-hugger, it’s wonderful when someone asks first. It lets me know the person cares about autonomy and causes me to be more trusting of them in general. It’s a win/win

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u/AnnabellaPies ☑️ 5d ago

February 2020 I refused each hug and nasty 3 kisses at my SIL birthday party. I took my kids to the back empty party tent and we danced to Spotify. People laughed and said I was being dramatic about some little flu. But history proved my butt right. Also less than 50% of Dutch people wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Stay antisocial for your own health!

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u/true_enthusiast 5d ago

Remote work for life! They'll have to beat me up and drag me back to the office!

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u/RemarkableSea2555 5d ago

Wanna see some shizz? I posted on Unpopular Opinion the other day for grownups to chill out with the hugging and got FLAMED!

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u/bluesilvergold ☑️ 5d ago

I want Western societies to take a note from the Japanese and start bowing at each other instead of using handshakes and other forms of physical touch to say hello or goodbye.

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u/kahmikaiser 5d ago

Finna end up with this goofy shit

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u/dueljester 5d ago

I would legit punch a baby, if we could make this a universal greeting.

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u/BombasticSimpleton 5d ago

For shits and giggles...

https://x.com/tortillablanket/status/1800375568510357651

Sure, Billy Porter is sorta stealing the show with that outfit, but I've never seen someone look so unintentionally out of place as poor Joe. I think he was in the moment, but it also looked like he was communing with the spirits of his ancestors at the same time. Either that or high af and staring across the multiverse.

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u/Pkdagreat 5d ago

Ole Joe look stuck in the matrix 😂😂😂

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u/broncotate27 ☑️ 5d ago

This man isn't going to last another 4 years...he has that long distance "I don't know where I am" stare.

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u/ItsokImtheDr 5d ago

More for Kamala, I guess.

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u/true_enthusiast 5d ago

Shh! Not in front of you know who! 👀

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u/edie_the_egg_lady 5d ago

Looks like the time I took mushrooms and saw Tool

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u/FirstTimeWang 5d ago

Biden didn't reschedule it to not smoke it.

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u/BlakByPopularDemand 5d ago

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u/SweatyLiterary 5d ago

Dominique Jackson would NEVER

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u/SirGavBelcher 5d ago

i need to see her in more things

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u/Tialionager 5d ago

Right!? Like WHERE is she?? Somebody tell her and Ryan Murphy to make another AHS and center it around HER. In fact, recycle the whole cast. (Something he likes to do any mf way)

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u/SirGavBelcher 5d ago

when she was a guest on Legendary i was living and i was hoping if there were future seasons she'd consider being a permanent judge but of COURSE that got cancelled 🙄

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u/SweatyLiterary 5d ago

I'm dying for anything with her in it, I adore her.

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u/jonascarrynthewheel 5d ago

She is one of my favorite tv villains/antiheroes of all time.

Her as Elektra gave me Darth Vader

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u/Lurker242424 ☑️ 5d ago

I worship this woman♥️!! She needs to be everywhere.

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u/Stock_Beginning4808 ☑️ 5d ago

This is who is trying play JAMES BALDWIN 🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/womanistaXXI 5d ago

His plan is to betray Baldwin’s legacy by playing him devoid of any political consciousness. He’s just going to focus on his individual gay identity and how black people in particular ostracised him and by what he said it sounded like he’ll treat him as a fetish character to demonstrate how black people ‘bad’ and to place him in the pink economy aka rainbow capitalism devoid of any meaning and context.

I wish he put some thought into it and explored Baldwin’s work and person with its political commitments and intersection of identities and struggles. An example is how Porter supports the Zionist entity and is transferring that to the portrayal of Baldwin. Baldwin was fiercely anti colonial and that included opposition to Zionism.

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u/Lurker242424 ☑️ 5d ago

Edited to add: they love to defang our radicals then bastardize their message and commodify them.

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u/HalleBerryinBaps 5d ago

As a queer POC I honestly think the goal is to make us palatable to white audiences. The worst part is that it's queer people of all types who are pushing this. Biggest example replacing Marsha P Johnson, a black trans woman, with a white twink in the Stonewall biopic.

"Responding to the criticism the film itself received, Emmerich said of his casting choice: "I didn't make this movie only for gay people, I made it also for straight people... As a director you have to put yourself in your movies, and I'm white and gay."

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u/Lurker242424 ☑️ 5d ago

I totally agree. Every marginalized group is made to be palatable to white audiences, because many of them need to be centered in every space. More importantly, they fear our radicalization, because they think we’ll retaliate for the violence they’ve committed against our communities.

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u/FirstTimeWang 5d ago

I don't know what you're talking about. MLK was well on the record supporting the unbelievable horsepower and towing capacity of a Dodge Ram pickup truck.

( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVz1xa7S4Q4 )

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u/Elektraheartxo 5d ago

Oh wow. I had never seen this… just why?

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u/Lurker242424 ☑️ 5d ago

That ad is so insidious.

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u/ClaymoresRevenge 5d ago

That's a betrayal to James for Billy to play him.

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u/DAXObscurantist 5d ago

Banger post.

You could probably solve half the problems with contemporary black politics in the US just by answering questions about Billy Porter. Why does he do what he does? How does he get away with it? Why is anyone surprised by any of it? Why don't more people have a ready made critique for Billy Porters like they do for black conservatives?

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u/womanistaXXI 5d ago

I think liberal politicians and commentators are for the most part strategic in their criticism of liberalism because conservatives have proven to be absolute lunatics. There are many people who make this criticism but they are not mainstream. When it comes to criticism of rainbow capitalism, unfortunately many use the opportunity to parade outright homophobic ideas and valid criticism becomes marginalised. I think this is one of the reasons this type of discussions appear less and less..

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u/goodbye_wig 5d ago

Sacrilege

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ 5d ago

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u/Hot_Cash5989 5d ago

How DID you look at him previously? Asking for a friend.

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u/SirGavBelcher 5d ago

he's been fighting with everyone for a while now and making himself the victim of everyone's story/success and it just got exhausting.

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u/SynthPrax ☑️ 5d ago

No lie. That was an impactful event for me. Got me rubbing my forehead.

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u/propernice ☑️ 5d ago

Same, pretty sure I made this same face too, damn.

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u/Tiny-Buy220 5d ago

The sustained eye contact….

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u/VapidRapidRabbit ☑️ 5d ago

He hates black men, so it’s on-brand for him to be kissing white people’s hands and tap dancing while dressed with a bad Tyler Perry-esque wig at the White House.

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u/womanistaXXI 5d ago

Lol I think he hates black women too. Possibly unrelated but I disliked his character in Pose. I mean the whole show is questionable and it’s related to the usual suspect, Ryan Murphy. I really do mean the show is questionable, not the ballroom community.

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u/Lemonbunnie 5d ago

why is Pose questionable? i have it on my list and heard only good things?

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u/Lovely_confusion135 5d ago

It is not questionable, it's actually very good and has great writing. I would highly suggest watching it so you can have your own thoughts on the show. Some people just don't like quality television.

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u/basil_angel 5d ago

There were some questionable writing choices being made IIRC. Lots of stereotypes and trauma porn. I dropped it after season 2.

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u/Hot_Cash5989 5d ago

🗣️🔊

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u/dominiquerising 5d ago

nothing about this image is cute, including that wig.

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u/OG_double_G 5d ago

It's mr. Steal yo president

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u/Stock_Beginning4808 ☑️ 5d ago

Just commented on this. He is the perfectly wrong person to do this

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u/Hot_Cash5989 5d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/Apprehensive-Ad9832 5d ago

His bills must be billing extra hard this year because he’s been cooning constantly lately. This, the weird comments about Israel, a lot of odd shit. This can’t be who they got playing James Baldwin.

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u/Lurker242424 ☑️ 5d ago

Didn’t his house go into foreclosure after his divorce from his white kang? I won’t be watching his disrespectful portrayal of Baldwin.

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u/rayshaun_ 5d ago

Somebody shoulda smacked that Tyler Perry-ass wig right off his damn head, too 😭

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u/jesterinancientcourt 5d ago

I don’t even think Joe Biden felt comfortable with this. Wtf

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u/SynthPrax ☑️ 5d ago

I just literally laid my head down and said "oh no, sir."

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u/BQE2473 5d ago

https://i.redd.it/thr5th5wi29d1.gif

......Shit out of and some sense into!

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u/mistersuccessful ☑️ 5d ago

OMG. I didn’t realise there was a second slide. When you see Billy Porter’s husband, you won’t even be surprised at this behaviour.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 5d ago

Yo, the fuck is this lmfao. This is wild

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u/DependentMedium7706 5d ago

Excuse me???

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u/Ghoti76 ☑️ 5d ago

cue dr umar "i beg your pardon??"

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u/sin_not_the_sinner 5d ago

He's always been weird, gives me subservient to Whyte men aura.

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u/anabeeverhousen ☑️ 5d ago

This nigga knows we're free, right?

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u/vyking199 5d ago

That's top tier cooning right there.

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u/Maecyte 5d ago

The way he looking at the camera…

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u/b3nd3r_r0b0t 5d ago

He looks like he pees on his hands, but forgets to wash them.

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u/propernice ☑️ 5d ago

He’s proud

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u/Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL 5d ago

Al Roker pooped his pants at the White House #NeverForget

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u/mistyrootsvintage 5d ago

Shame. Shame. Shame. throwing kaaba stones

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u/Shirogayne-at-WF ☑️ 5d ago

Goddamn it 😐

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u/Chabal4 5d ago

less

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u/thegreatestmeicanbe ☑️ 5d ago

He's annoyed me to no end for years...

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u/auauaurora ☑️ Thunder down under 5d ago

Crop out the brother on the right and this loss like satire. It's unclear whether his mouth is responding to coonery, satire or something completely unrelated since he's not facing the relevant direction.

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u/Juhovah 5d ago

Billy Porter tryna make sure we don’t get 4 years of active KKK and Nazi sympathizer Donald Trump

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u/Pleasant-League4721 5d ago

Let’s jump this nigga

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u/MelodicTour2 ☑️ 5d ago

Looking straight at the camera, folk just likes attention

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u/PrinterStand 5d ago

Billy's ancestors falling to they knees in the Heaven parking lot.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Is "neocoonery" a thing? Because I think we know what picture goes on the wikipedia page.

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u/GetUpAndJump 5d ago

Oh who gives a fuck. If he wants to coon, let him

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u/Ok_Blackberry_284 5d ago

What did Biden do this year for Pride month? Was it something big?

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u/MassiveConcern BHM Donor 5d ago

This even made me (white gay male) uncomfortable. WTH? ಠ_ಠ

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u/monica702f 5d ago

Not Whitney clutching the pearls lol. What was he thinking?