r/AskReddit 7d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/bard329 7d ago

If you suddenly had 5000 Yellow F22's you'd be spending 5000 Years in Guantanamo

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u/BristolBomber 7d ago

Pfft... You gotta get me first... Ive got a fleet of 5000 yellow F22s!

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u/bard329 7d ago

But you can only pilot one at a time. Oh, and also, can you pilot one?

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u/Live_Astronaut3544 5d ago

I think all it would take are a few posts of you 5k raptors and a call to arms for free f22 flight time and you could have an army. Probably a kamikaze army because at that volume idk that you could really vet each candidate.