r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 7d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/chapl66 7d ago

Is it true the happiest days of a boat owners life are the day he buys and the day he sells it?

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u/mcgargargar 7d ago

They say a great way to make a small fortune is to start with a large fortune and buy a boat

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u/GargantuanGarment 6d ago

They also say I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER FORGET

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u/ctm617 6d ago

I fucked a mermaid!