r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 7d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/Marcysdad 7d ago

Yodas. My own jedi master army

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u/mr_kenobi 7d ago

You're gonna need a shit load of ketamine to keep them happy

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u/TheFretlessOne 6d ago

And a fleet of 2001 Honda Civics!

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u/CreeperIan02 6d ago

I love how this has all just become canon for Yoda

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u/TryingT0Wr1t3 6d ago

I am out of the loop

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u/roguealex 6d ago

Yoda likes to do ketamine and drive his 2001 honda civic into minorities

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u/Koil_ting 6d ago

And I thought he was pretty bad ass before, does he have cool shades on when he does this in order to wiggle them in some way with a window down before rolling out?