r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 7d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/GargantuanGarment 6d ago

They also say I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER FORGET

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u/HurricanePirate16 6d ago

I got my swim trunks and my flippie floppies. I’m flippin burgers, you at Kinko’s straight flippin copies

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u/Joris_McNorris 6d ago

I'm on a boat and it's goin fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan

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u/Pizza_Slinger83 6d ago

This whole time I thought it was "I got a nautical theme, pass me the afghan" lol