r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 7d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/spikeddildo69 6d ago

I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo

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u/rlesnock 6d ago

If you on the shore, then you're sure not me-o

Get the FUCK UP THIS BOAT IS REAL

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u/spaghettihax763 6d ago

Fuck land, I'm on a boat mothafucka!

Fuck trees, I climb buoys mothafucka!

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u/rlesnock 6d ago

I'M ON THE DECK WITH MY BOYS MOTHERFUCKER

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u/donnytsunami 6d ago

THE BOAT ENGINE MAKE NOISE MOTHAFUCKAAAA

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u/missyjade88 6d ago

gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow

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u/csmatczak 6d ago

Like Kevin Garnet, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!

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u/Drygon_Stevens 6d ago

Yeah I never thought I'd be on a boat such a big blue watery road

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u/spaghettihax763 6d ago

Poseidon look at me, oh

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u/Omoz9090 6d ago

GPT on deck, boats defying the logical

Crashing cosmic checks, flow so unstoppable

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u/chux4w 6d ago

Hey Ma, if you could see me now.