r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 7d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/thrumplewart 7d ago

I'll take 5000 yaks please. No you can't ask why.

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u/yuyuyashasrain 7d ago

Can i help you name them? Yakkie O, Yak Nicholson, a group of them called NickelYak…

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u/Bigtomhead 7d ago

…Hugh Yakman, Bo-yak Horseman, Gene Yakman…

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u/bearmissile 7d ago

Yakov, Yak Francis, Bernie Yak, Yak Miller, Captain Yak Sparrow, Yak Reacher, Tim, BarYak Obama, Dan Yakroyd

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u/Eastern-Ad6824 7d ago

I'm laughing way too hard at ...., Tim, ....

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u/jpog07 6d ago

Tim is always pronounced like John Cleese in Holy Grail.

"Some call me....Tim?..."

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u/SpottyNoonerism 6d ago

Don't care how hard you're laughing, it is indeed the appropriate amount. That's hilarious.