r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/thrumplewart 5d ago

I'll take 5000 yaks please. No you can't ask why.

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u/yuyuyashasrain 5d ago

Can i help you name them? Yakkie O, Yak Nicholson, a group of them called NickelYak…

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u/Bigtomhead 5d ago

…Hugh Yakman, Bo-yak Horseman, Gene Yakman…

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u/bearmissile 5d ago

Yakov, Yak Francis, Bernie Yak, Yak Miller, Captain Yak Sparrow, Yak Reacher, Tim, BarYak Obama, Dan Yakroyd

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u/Hallelujah33 5d ago

Yakkie Chan

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u/VeterinarianThese951 4d ago

Samuel Yakson mutha fuckah!

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u/MrVolOpt 4d ago

Yak the Knife.

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u/Naznarreb 4d ago

Weird Al Yakovic

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u/CherimoyaSurprise 3d ago

I got one...Yaklemore! Yak and the Beanstalk! Magic Yak! Yak the Pumpkin King! Wait, what was this thread about again?

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u/CherimoyaSurprise 3d ago

Scott Yakula, Yak Magic Woman...Yak motherfuckin' Sabbath!

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u/SnooTangerines9710 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Balzovai 5d ago

Made me lol, tip o the cap

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u/Key_Piccolo_2187 5d ago

So we're all buying yaks now ... I'm doing a quick craigslist search ...

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u/Hallelujah33 5d ago

Oh... I'm not buying a yak. I'm in the market for something more like a yak daddy

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u/-Titan_Uranus- 4d ago

Careful what you wish for

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u/Matdup2 4d ago

Nice

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u/Tunasub 3d ago

Yak Biden?

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u/Eastern-Ad6824 5d ago

I'm laughing way too hard at ...., Tim, ....

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u/jpog07 4d ago

Tim is always pronounced like John Cleese in Holy Grail.

"Some call me....Tim?..."

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u/SpottyNoonerism 5d ago

Don't care how hard you're laughing, it is indeed the appropriate amount. That's hilarious.

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u/MediumStability 5d ago

Don't forget Yak of Alltrades, Yak McYakface, Yakleberry Finn, Yak Inthebox, Kay, Yak Lemmon, Yak Gleeson, and Nancy.

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u/1887_Mar_BCOU 5d ago

but don't leave out Weird Al Yakovich.

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u/Sh0toku 5d ago

And Yak-a-doodle-dandy!

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u/FlutterbyFlower 4d ago

And the black yak of the family - Yak The Ripper

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u/horschdhorschd 4d ago

Old Yak Donalds, Mick Yakker, Paul YakCartney,

But as Yak Astley sang "Never gonna give you Yak". Sad.

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u/AvatarAda 4d ago

Micheal Yakson, la yaka de papel, Matthew Yakconaughey drinking Yakkermeister, Yaky perry, Kenny, Tom Yank in Yak Away and Yakmothy Chalamet.

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u/52-Cutter-52 4d ago

Yak my doodle it’s a dandy.

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u/BroadBaker5101 4d ago

and Just Yak with the jazz hands

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u/mcnathan80 4d ago

And Yakhoo Serious

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u/Mewone65 4d ago

Or Seth Yakfarland.

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u/hmchic 4d ago

Bwahhh ha ha omg 😂😂😂

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u/DevoidNoMore 5d ago

Yak Dawson, Michael Yakson, Yak Daniels, Yak the ripper

And of course, there has to be one just named Jack

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u/DevoidNoMore 5d ago

Just noticed no one said Yak Off, I'm proud and disappointed with everyone having this level of maturity on Reddit

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u/StephDos94 4d ago

Wasn’t he the 1st Russian on the Moon?

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u/str4ngerc4t 4d ago

Yak O. Lantern, Yaklemore, Yakson Pollock, Yakkie Robinson, Yak Sabbath, Yak White, and my personal favorite Yak Skellington.

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u/52-Cutter-52 4d ago

N Y Yakys.

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u/yuyuyashasrain 4d ago

Oh these are real winners lol i love them all

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u/hmchic 4d ago

😂😂😂 I cannot with all of these

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u/WillyBluntz89 5d ago

No, I said "M" as in "Mancy!"

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u/Gems_and_Jade 4d ago

And don’t forget Yak the Ripper, Yakalyn Kennedy, and Michael Yackson!

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u/EyelandBaby 4d ago

Yak of Thrones and Yak Ming

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u/No-Problem2744 4d ago

You’re all forgetting the best yak of all…Kevin.

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u/im_dead_sirius 4d ago

And that hit 70s TV show, Yak with Yan!

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u/Solanthas 4d ago

Me over here trying to remember where I know jackleberry finn from. Hackleberry? Heckleberry? The fuck was it?

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u/IronLanternGamer 5d ago

Yak septiceye

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u/yuyuyashasrain 4d ago

Oh hell yak

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u/DHLthePhoenix0788 5d ago

Hah fuckin eh... For some reason the Obama one took me out..

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u/jh3553 5d ago

Tell me more about this Tim.

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u/Klarok 4d ago

Don't leave Shakespeare out of things:

Yakbeth, Much Ado About Yakking, Julius Yakker, Henry the Yakth

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u/KittyKratt 4d ago

I'm loving the random "Tim" thrown in there, lol.

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u/Le-Brit 4d ago

Yakuille O'Neal

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u/TamarackSlim 4d ago

Yak-Tuah

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u/canoe6998 4d ago

Huge Yakman

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u/ArtisticLibrarian896 4d ago

Michael Yackson

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u/DogmaLovesKarma 4d ago

Yakky McYakface, checking in

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u/Mr_Bob_Ferguson 5d ago

Yak Nicholson.

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u/ekkthree 4d ago

TIM?

Bwahahahahaha

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u/-Titan_Uranus- 4d ago

Lmao. The random “Tim”

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u/pghfordguy 4d ago

Bahahaha love how you threw Tim in there

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u/ComfortThis1890 4d ago

Is this for real?