r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 7d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/etds3 7d ago

My sister in law just bought a $5000 Yamaha piano. I will take 5,000 of those please.

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u/dirt_shitters 7d ago

They make motorcycles that would sell for over 5k.

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u/crazymonkey752 7d ago

They make pianos that sell for more than their highest end motorcycles too.

https://www.sweetwater.com/c1050--Acoustic_Grand_Pianos?all&sb=high2low

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u/edthach 7d ago

For $60k, that piano better have at least a 6 speed overdrive and cruise control

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u/Spare-Half796 7d ago

Wait until you hear about stradivarius violins

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u/Swicket 6d ago

With cruise control and overdrive, Antoni Stradivari was truly ahead of his time.

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u/HiSpartacusImDad 6d ago

Those don’t start with a Y and are therefore irrelevant.

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u/Super_Diamond_9103 6d ago

Stradawhovius????…….Junk.

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u/mauore11 6d ago

Or the elusive Saxaboom.

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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 6d ago

I knew a girl or two in high school like that 😏😏😏

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u/TheBeastlyStud 6d ago

I did that quest in Fallout 3!

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u/RagingAnemone 7d ago

That piano might get you laid. The motorcycle too, but by other dudes.

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u/edthach 7d ago

Only if you know how to use it. And as for the piano, I dont think I could deal with the splinters.

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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 6d ago

My Yamaha got me a speeding ticket, and my other Yamaha is what I ride to work

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u/settlementfires 6d ago

CRT is leaking

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u/Pineapple-Yetti 6d ago

That's just what a concert grand costs. We have a C7 at my theatre that was about that price. Beautiful piano.

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u/Thneed1 6d ago

$60k is still pretty cheap for a piano.

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u/100percent_right_now 6d ago

it legit does have full self driving though

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u/Bitter-Drawing-7254 6d ago

It's gonna take you places!

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u/strongerstark 6d ago

I played a $100k Yamaha once. It was fantastic. But not as good as Bosendorfer.