r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/Taz_mhot 5d ago

5000 yards - squared. Need that property brah

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u/Owl_plantain 4d ago

That’s about 8 sq miles, but they’re in Yemen.

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u/victorian_vigilante 5d ago

This is a good one, while we’re at it let’s make it 5000 kilometres square of premium real estate

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u/100percent_right_now 4d ago

You can't just add a little line to the Y and still call it a Y. That's a K, dude.

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u/Excellent-Berry-2331 4d ago

5000 Yottamiles of property. I dunno how, but yeah.

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u/legos_on_the_brain 4d ago edited 4d ago

Now you live on Jupiter.

One yottameter is 621,371,192,237,330,000,000 miles.

Surface of earth is only 196.9 million mi²

Surface area of Jupiter 23.71 billion mi² - Still not big enough.

And that's just a single yottameter, not even a mile. You will own all the surface in the solar system and every one in 50 light years!

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u/Schonke 4d ago

You now own almost an entire football field.

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u/Taz_mhot 4d ago

I’ll take it! That’s big enough for a mote and a drawbridge.

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u/birigogos 4d ago

Did you mean 5000²

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u/Baboon_Stew 4d ago

At least measure it out in acres. Better yet quarters or sections of land.

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u/Taz_mhot 4d ago

That doesn’t start with a “y”…. I’ll stick to yards

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u/Baboon_Stew 4d ago

You are correct. I got greedy. You are the proud owner of 1.033 acre of land.

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u/Taz_mhot 4d ago

More than I have now. I’m not asking too many questions.