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You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/vkapadia 5d ago

Scale is a hell of a thing.

Another way to see the huge difference between $1m and $1b:

Let's say you made $1/second (which is an insanely good salary, $3600/hr), and you earned this not just business hours, but 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Earning $1m would take you less than 12 days. Earning $1b would take you over 31 years.

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u/NSA_Chatbot 5d ago

Another way to see the huge difference between $1m and $1b:

If you take a meterstick and put $0 on one end, and a Billion on the other end, a million dollars is at 1mm.

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u/DaniTheLovebug 5d ago

And what is that in half giraffes

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u/memegwoddess 4d ago

dammit we need a bot

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u/Awesomealan1 4d ago

We’ll call it… Giraffe Math

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u/Walshy231231 4d ago

The average fully grown giraffe is about 4.9 m tall

Half of 4.9 m is 2.45 m

2.45 m divides into 1 mm 2450 times

2.45 m divides into 1 m 2.45 times

So if $0 was at 0, $1m would be at 1/2450 or 0.00040816 half giraffes, and $1b would be at 1/2.45 or .40816327 half giraffes

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u/pujastrankas 4d ago

This guy giraffes

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u/RedKhomet 4d ago

No no, this guy GIRAFFES

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u/Subjektzero 4d ago

Good bot

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u/Walshy231231 4d ago

I got the math worked out if someone knows how to get a bot made

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u/ReverendWolf 4d ago

americans will use anything but the metric system

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u/JackofScarlets 4d ago

Which half?

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u/PsychologicallyFat 4d ago

Asking the right questions

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u/Majestic-Marcus 4d ago

The front

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u/Avisari 4d ago

Didn't the front fall off?

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u/Jealy 4d ago

Yeah like, top to bottom, front to back, or side to side?

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u/Walshy231231 4d ago

$1m at 0.00040816 half giraffes, $1b at 0.40816327 half giraffes

If you prefer fractions, that’d be 1/2450 and 1/2.45 (or 20/49) half giraffes, respectively.

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u/CoffeeGoblynn 4d ago

The average giraffe is about 4.44 meters long. Expressed in millimeters, a half giraffe as a unit of measurement would be 2,220 millimeters. So I guess a half giraffe is like... 2.22 meters or 2.22 billionaires. So a millionaire is 1/2220 half giraffes.

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u/Addickt21 4d ago

Probably less than two

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u/hmm-bugger 4d ago

I think you mean long horses

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u/Zer0-Sum-Game 4d ago

Average of 2.4 meters for half giraffe conversion, though it depends on sex and genetics, so I'd think .4 milligiraffes

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u/kwakwakwak 4d ago

A million cats would probably be enough to take over your neighborhood. A billion cats would be enough to form a furry, meowing carpet that could blanket an entire small country.

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u/Embarrassed-Call7484 4d ago edited 4d ago

My favorite is Tom Scott's video about the difference between 1m and 1b.

https://youtu.be/8YUWDrLazCg?si=Sr0cFiqcSuHRN1DQ 

I really miss Tom's weekly videos. If you haven't seen them before, check them out. Some really interesting stuff. 

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u/yotreeman 5d ago

This tells me nothing. Try football fields

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u/NSA_Chatbot 4d ago

Rhode Island is a million football fields.

America is 1.8 billion football fields.

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u/Autumn1eaves 4d ago

That still doesn’t help.

A football field is 360 feet.

If a football field is a billion, then a million is 5 inches long.

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u/Desaltez 4d ago

1 million is 1 football field.

1 billion is 1000 football fields.

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u/HiSpartacusImDad 4d ago

That’s still a bit hard to grasp. How about:

1 billion is a football field

1 million is a millifootball field

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u/Desaltez 4d ago

One million is the size of the football on the field One billion is the size of the football on 3 connected fields.

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u/Malhablada 4d ago

I get it, you're saying we're fucked.

The billionaires are the 49ers in Superbowl 24. Millionaires are the Broncos. And we're a single blade of grass nowhere near the fucking stadium.

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u/bobasasf 4d ago

fuck man, that hit

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u/Captn_Robmerica 4d ago

A million is 1 yard. A billion is the entire length of the field

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u/LawrenceFriday 4d ago

More than that. A billion is 10 football fields.

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u/uqde 4d ago

Holy shit, I've heard so many of these kinds of things but for some reason this one really hits for me. Dang.

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u/average_texas_guy 4d ago

Bro I'm American. GTFO with your meter stick. You need to explain this in Freedom Units.

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u/vkapadia 4d ago

If 1 million were 1 yard, 1 billion would be the length of the football fields of the AFC West, NFC East, and half the AFC North combined.

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u/NSA_Chatbot 4d ago

Yardstick, 3/64"

I also converted to football fields elsewhere.

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u/PvtPimple 4d ago

If 1 million is a touchdown, 1 billion would be 1000 touchdowns.

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u/Majestic-Marcus 4d ago

If you take a meterstick and put $0 on one end, and a Billion on the other end, a million dollars is at 1mm.

So what you’re saying is I can take 228.6 million dollars in my ass?

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u/NSA_Chatbot 4d ago

So what you’re saying is I can take 228.6 million dollars in my ass?

$228M is $228M.

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u/belleandbill25 4d ago

The difference between a million and a billion is about a billion

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u/tajwriggly 4d ago

I like this example. And OP said 5000 years worth of income. $100K is above average. 5000 years of above average income only takes you halfway up the meterstick. And the top 10 billionaires in the world are all worth over $100B, which means that their worth is over 100 m high, or roughly a 30 story building.

5000 years of above average wealth, measured in Millions of dollars per mm, only takes you to about the height of your knees, while the world's richest individuals are looking down at you from the tops of 30 story buildings.

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u/bruce_wayne23 3d ago

Lets send a few hundred metersticks to other countries

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u/Geminii27 4d ago

Imagine something one inch in size which costs sixteen thousand dollars. Holy crap that's expensive! That's in ultra-custom-jewelry territory! In some jobs that's an annual salary!

A billion dollars is a MILE of those.

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u/CrowOne5787 4d ago

I think i get it! I'm never supposed to get it.

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u/AssistanceCheap379 4d ago

For the Yankees, that’s about 1/32nd of an inch on a yardstick

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u/poop-dolla 4d ago

Can you translate for the Americans?

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u/Johns-schlong 5d ago

I always like:

"The difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars is about a billion dollars"

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u/vkapadia 5d ago

Yup. To a billionaire, a millionaire is a rounding error.

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u/canada11235813 5d ago

To put it in a more relatable scale, let’s say you have around $1,000 in your pocket.

Now I give you a dollar. How much do you have?

Around $1,000.

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u/vkapadia 5d ago

Good way to think of it

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u/TheMisterTango 4d ago

These are all just roundabout ways of a billion is a thousand million.

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u/angrydragon087 3d ago

Can you send me $1k so I can get a better idea of this?

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u/TheHYPO 4d ago

This is entirely nonsense, though. $1,000 is NOT a lot of money, and if that was your entire net worth, you would absolutely not be squandering single dollars like you do when your net worth is many tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Think about someone who earns $100,000 a year (let alone that it's their entire net worth). Do you think they just spend $100 like its meaningless?

If your net worth is a billion dollars, saying "a million dollar is a rounding error" depends very much on the context of that million dollars. Are you talking about earning $1m? Or spending $1m? Is it a one-time purchase? Or something you are suggesting they spend regularly? What are they spending it on?

Someone who earns $100,000 presumably doesn't balk at going out to a restaurant and spending $100 once in a while, but they don't necessarily do it every day. they might not bat an eye at their income going up or down $100 a year, but they may or may not think twice about spending $100 on a concert or sports ticket.

To a billionaire, a thousand dollars is a "rounding error". Ten thousand dollars is a "rounding error". I wouldn't say the same about a million dollars. A hundred thousand is probably in border territory.

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u/minimuscleR 4d ago

if that was your entire net worth, you would absolutely not be squandering single dollars like you do when your net worth is many tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars.

you would think that wouldn't you.

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u/TheHYPO 4d ago

It's spoken like someone who gives actual consideration when I spend 1/1000th of my annual income, let alone 1/1000th of my net worth.

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u/TheHYPO 4d ago edited 4d ago

There's validity to that logic, but I still don't think that a billionaire looks at a million dollars like it's nothing. Hundred thousand? Maybe. But a million? You still can only blow (or not blow - just spend) a million dollars a thousand times before you have blown a million dollars. In the long run, that's not THAT many times, if you are frivolous with money as much as "rounding error" can make it sound like you are.

Edit: I'm not saying they can't afford to spend or donate or blow $1m... but they can't afford to do that all the time like comparing it to pocket change of $1 suggests. Many people of typical incomes consider that amount so frivolous, they spend 5x that amount daily on a coffee. I don't think billionaires look at/spend millions as casually as we non-billionaires look at coffee money. I mean, I'm sure there are a few that do, but doubt that is common.

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u/Nerdsamwich 4d ago

This is why I laugh at the bootlickers who cry that raising taxes on the rich would be "punishing success". If you just take away 99% of a billionaire's assets, he's still got ten million bucks. There's no appreciable effect on their quality of life, even after losing statistically everything.

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u/Proof_Aerie9411 4d ago

Oh no, now they only have two mansions, and only six cars. Won’t someone think of the poor rich people? 🤪

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u/Plane_Sweet9812 4d ago

only that its a dum bo take cos a lot of rich people have thier money in companies that run and feed a lot of families . So if you took it out ,

a lot of other people will be affected .

You don't think of that do you .

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u/Nerdsamwich 4d ago

Um... you know that if all the owners disappeared tomorrow, the workers could still go to work and make products, right? They'd just be doing it for themselves and their communities instead of some rich asshole.

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u/Plane_Sweet9812 4d ago

this is so hilarious , you really think so?

You have no idea how this shit works . do you .

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u/Nerdsamwich 4d ago

You have no idea how factory equipment works, do you?

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u/Galzara123 4d ago

Carl Marx having an erection reading this comm.

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u/Nerdsamwich 4d ago

Whether or not you see that as a positive, you can't deny it's true.

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u/Cha-Le-Gai 4d ago

My wife is a corporate tax accountant, her responsibility is calculating how much her company owes in sales tax for purchases. I remember just a few years ago when she started auditing her old company's tax liability they hounded her to find every single nickel and dime of possible savings because it was a relatively small company. Still large but small enough. Now she's at a multinational company. She was going over taxes for some purchase earlier this year and managed to get their total liability down to $1.2 million, but she had a discrepancy of $15k that she was pouring over trying to get to zero and her boss was like "and? Just pay it. It's only $15k."

I have no idea what her company does but she comes home some days and is like I just had to pay $10 million in taxes. Not a $10mil purchase, the sales tax was $10 million. And that was after she was able to bring it down using various magic witch tricks to find tax discounts. I know enough about tax to know I hate it.

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u/42069247364 5d ago

I think about this kind of stuff, and like $20k would be life-changing. Just stop the cycle of barely able to breathe.

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u/vkapadia 5d ago

Oh man, an extra $20k would be amazing.

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u/42069247364 5d ago

Right? Literally pennies to them, totally change my life.

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u/maddtuck 4d ago

One billion bottles of beer on the wall.

One billion bottles of beer.

Take a million down, pass it around...

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Nine hundred ninety-nine million, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand bottles of beer on the wall.

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u/chaos8803 4d ago

And yet the hoard and pinch pennies at every opportunity. God forbid anything actually "trickles down". Fuck Reagan.

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u/ClubMeSoftly 5d ago

One million seconds is 12 days. One billion seconds is 31 years.

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u/SpottyNoonerism 5d ago

I like the old joke:

A billionaire is waiting in line to check in to his Vegas hotel while some guy in a nice suit paired with a pristine Stetson is making a stink about his room to the receptionist. Billionaire asks if he can just go ahead and get his key real quick since this obviously isn't going to be over any time soon.

"Cowboy" yells, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M WORTH 12 MILLION DOLLARS!!!" Billionaire sizes him up for about 3 seconds.

"I'll flip you for it."

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u/WhyBruh2 4d ago

I think of it like "oh, a millionaire? You must have a good job!" And then "billionaire??? How many mines does your family own?"

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u/dking484 5d ago

This reminds me of one of my favorite scenes from Silicon Valley

https://youtu.be/s9Bg4UU76so

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u/Firebrass 4d ago

I don't know that I've ever heard it put that way, but it's beautiful, thank you

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u/_BlueFire_ 5d ago

"The difference between a million and a billion is the difference between me having a sip of wine and 30 seconds with your daughter, and a bottle of gin and a night with her." - Relevant xkcd

https://xkcd.com/558

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u/vkapadia 5d ago

Always.

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u/sovereign666 4d ago

truly a prophet of our time.

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u/xDenimBoilerx 5d ago

after that billion, it would only take another ~6,400 years to catch up to Elon Musk.

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u/HipposAndBonobos 4d ago

$100k is 1% of $10mn. $10mn is 1% of $1bn. Elon Musk has a net worth of ~$200bn. $1bn is 0.5% of $200bn.

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u/Auxilae 5d ago

To put another way, you could have earned $3.33 every single second since the year 1AD, and still be worth less than Elon Musk is worth today. ($212b vs $213b)

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u/gatemansgc 5d ago

That's nuts wtf

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u/Supersnoop25 5d ago

The difference between $1 million and $1 billion is about a billion dollars

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u/mightycat 4d ago

That is $31.5 million a year, invested into the S&P 500 every single year with dividends reinvested, at an average rate of return of 10%, would net you $6.3 billion at the end of 31 years.

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u/fencerman 4d ago

"The difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars is about a billion dollars"

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u/gOldMcDonald 4d ago

Keep the scale going…1 trillion dollars at $1 per second would take you 32,000 years. Longer than the human record (and some billionaires are on their way to this number)

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u/nemam111 4d ago

I was just thinking about this the other day. With 7 trillion dollar budget, which is projected for 2025, it would take something like 0.01% to end homelessness. At market rate rent.

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u/SatansLoLHelper 4d ago

205 people in America who earn more than $50 million a year in wages alone.Oct 22, 2018

It would take them 20 years to make $1B through wages alone at 50M/yr. I'll guess that number hasn't gone up much, since compensation in stock is far better than simple cash in these situations.

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u/jojoblogs 4d ago

And If you made 5%pa returns on that billion, not even compounded, you’d be making $5700 an hour.

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u/Its_Me_Tom_Yabo 4d ago

Worse yet, if you made $1/second 24 hours per day, 7 days per week, it would take roughly 6,700 years to accumulate Elon Musk’s net worth… or approximately $1 per second since 1,500 years before ancient Egypt arose

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u/alexrepty 4d ago

And now try to imagine the 200 billion trillion stars in the universe

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u/Bolwinkel 4d ago

What the difference between $1million and $1billion? About $1billion.

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u/AdebayoStan 4d ago

Another way to see the huge difference between $1m and $1b

A million seconds is 12 days. A billion seconds is 31 years

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u/TeachingHelpful1736 4d ago

Another perspective is that 1 million minutes is 1.9 years and 1 billion minutes is 19,000 years. Definitely the most shocking one to me personally.

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u/ObamasBoss 4d ago

During bill gates higher earning years if he dropped a check worth $1,000 on the sidewalk it was not worth his time to stop and pick it up. This assumed working 14 hours per day and dividing his income out. And this isn't even using his highest income levels.

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u/Routine-Material629 4d ago

This is like the easiest way to get karma I think. Just copy this and paste on the inevitable discussion of a billion, never fails!

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u/miraculum_one 4d ago

It would take much less time if you invested some of it, which is what nearly all wealthy people are doing

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u/-KingAdrock- 4d ago

This really should only hammer home the simple fact that no billionaire ever became that way solely from collecting a paycheck. 

It's called “INVESTING”.

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u/dcdesmond 4d ago

My favorite thing is to extend this to a trillion dollars. Keeping the rate of $1/second, continuously, a trillion seconds is about 31,710 years.

For context, to have a trillion dollars at this rate, you would've had to begin earning money about 20,000 years before the end of the Pleistocene era (you know, back when cavemen were chasing wooly mammoths and saber-toothed tigers), well before the emergence of the first human civilizations in Mesopotamia.

So when someone talks about a trillion dollar company or a national budget, keep this frame of reference in mind.

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u/southernmayd 4d ago

This was the way that was explained to me that broke my brain too. To add to it -- a trillion is 31,000 years lol, and the US has almost 35 trillion in debt.

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u/vkapadia 4d ago

A trillion is an insane amount, sure, but a country's debt isn't really comparable to an individual's debt.

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u/southernmayd 4d ago edited 4d ago

Of course not, but it contextualizes how much that really is. Most people see million / billion / trillion and just think big number and don't really realize how significantly different they all are. A million is a drop in the bucket to a billion, and a billion is a drop in the bucket to a trillion.

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u/vkapadia 4d ago

Yup, I see what you're saying.

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u/AidanGe 4d ago

I remember when this was told a few years ago, and it was like, “A million seconds ago? Less than twelve days ago. A billion seconds ago? The Soviet Union was still intact.

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u/quintthesharkhunter 4d ago

The most impactful dumbing down of this immense difference that I’ve seen, which put it all into perspective for me as an average person was this: Take a $1 bill. Now imagine this single dollar is worth $100. A person who possesses a million dollars would have 10,000 of these. A person who possesses a billion would have 10,000,000 of them. For some reason this illustration just killed me. I think it’s because $1 means a little something to me in my day-to-day. And I feel like an idiot if I impulsively spend $100 on something or lose it somehow or get shorted that on a paycheck… It is totally fucked that we have any billionaires. My buddy always says, “If you make a billion dollars you should just get a trophy that says, ‘Congratulations, you won Capitalism!’ and then you just stop earning money and it goes somewhere else because no single person or family needs or deserves that much money.

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u/sosa_10_guns 4d ago

I've been told before that the difference is that a million seconds is 12 days and a billion seconds is 31 years and some, which is exactly what you said just a lil simplified.

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u/Joe-C_137 4d ago

This is exactly what I did to explain to my mom the billion-second birthday party I was throwing, lol. I told her I was approaching 1 billion seconds old and I wanted to host a party to celebrate. She was surprised that one billion seconds is 31~ years, but she said she and my dad would come.

I wanted to cook something that could help visually represent a billion, so I calculated a how much one billion grains of rice was just for laughs... it's roughly 71.5 tons of rice. To put it another way, once cooked, it would serve one cup of cooked rice each to 1,430,000 people. There are 30 teams in Major League Baseball, and each has its own stadium. Each stadium has an average of 42,675 seats. If every seat of every stadium was full at the same time, one billion grains of rice could serve every single person one cup, and then you would still have 200,000 servings left.

I ended up serving paella and told everyone that each grain of rice represented about 2.5 hours of time I've been kicking it around here on Earth. It's such a wild concept, thinking of it like that! Just looking at a tablespoon of cooked rice which has about 100 grains, that's the equivalent of 250 hours, or about 10.5 days.... which is about 1 million seconds. One million is to one billion what one spoon of rice is to a whole pot of paella.

The dinner party was so much fun. My mom made a cake and got number candles for 1,000,000,000! 🥰

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u/vkapadia 4d ago

That sounds awesome!

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u/Joe-C_137 4d ago

Yeah it was a lot of fun! I recommend this site if you want to do something similar 🙂

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u/vkapadia 4d ago

I'm almost 1.3 billion. Maybe when I hit 2b?

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u/Joe-C_137 4d ago

Yeah that would be a fun milestone to plan! We're gonna be doing that for my mom in October. It's about 63 years 4 months. Funny thing is my nephew was born shortly after my billion so we celebrated his million at about 12 days old, made a cake and everything haha.

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u/vkapadia 4d ago

Perfect timing lol.

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u/Zips20 4d ago

I've always tried to tell this to people, but just as time. That a million seconds is 12 days and a billion is 31 years. Sometimes it's hard for them to understand but when it clicks it really puts in perspective.