r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 7d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/thrumplewart 7d ago

I'll take 5000 yaks please. No you can't ask why.

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u/yuyuyashasrain 7d ago

Can i help you name them? Yakkie O, Yak Nicholson, a group of them called NickelYak…

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u/Bigtomhead 7d ago

…Hugh Yakman, Bo-yak Horseman, Gene Yakman…

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u/bearmissile 7d ago

Yakov, Yak Francis, Bernie Yak, Yak Miller, Captain Yak Sparrow, Yak Reacher, Tim, BarYak Obama, Dan Yakroyd

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u/Hallelujah33 7d ago

Yakkie Chan

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u/VeterinarianThese951 6d ago

Samuel Yakson mutha fuckah!

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u/MrVolOpt 6d ago

Yak the Knife.

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u/Naznarreb 6d ago

Weird Al Yakovic

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u/CherimoyaSurprise 5d ago

I got one...Yaklemore! Yak and the Beanstalk! Magic Yak! Yak the Pumpkin King! Wait, what was this thread about again?

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u/CherimoyaSurprise 5d ago

Scott Yakula, Yak Magic Woman...Yak motherfuckin' Sabbath!

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u/SnooTangerines9710 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Balzovai 6d ago

Made me lol, tip o the cap

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u/Key_Piccolo_2187 6d ago

So we're all buying yaks now ... I'm doing a quick craigslist search ...

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u/Hallelujah33 6d ago

Oh... I'm not buying a yak. I'm in the market for something more like a yak daddy

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u/-Titan_Uranus- 6d ago

Careful what you wish for

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u/Matdup2 6d ago

Nice

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u/Tunasub 5d ago

Yak Biden?

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u/Eastern-Ad6824 7d ago

I'm laughing way too hard at ...., Tim, ....

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u/jpog07 6d ago

Tim is always pronounced like John Cleese in Holy Grail.

"Some call me....Tim?..."

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u/SpottyNoonerism 6d ago

Don't care how hard you're laughing, it is indeed the appropriate amount. That's hilarious.

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u/MediumStability 7d ago

Don't forget Yak of Alltrades, Yak McYakface, Yakleberry Finn, Yak Inthebox, Kay, Yak Lemmon, Yak Gleeson, and Nancy.

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u/1887_Mar_BCOU 6d ago

but don't leave out Weird Al Yakovich.

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u/Sh0toku 6d ago

And Yak-a-doodle-dandy!

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u/FlutterbyFlower 6d ago

And the black yak of the family - Yak The Ripper

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u/horschdhorschd 6d ago

Old Yak Donalds, Mick Yakker, Paul YakCartney,

But as Yak Astley sang "Never gonna give you Yak". Sad.

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u/AvatarAda 6d ago

Micheal Yakson, la yaka de papel, Matthew Yakconaughey drinking Yakkermeister, Yaky perry, Kenny, Tom Yank in Yak Away and Yakmothy Chalamet.

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u/52-Cutter-52 6d ago

Yak my doodle it’s a dandy.

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u/BroadBaker5101 6d ago

and Just Yak with the jazz hands

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u/mcnathan80 6d ago

And Yakhoo Serious

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u/Mewone65 6d ago

Or Seth Yakfarland.

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u/hmchic 6d ago

Bwahhh ha ha omg 😂😂😂

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u/DevoidNoMore 6d ago

Yak Dawson, Michael Yakson, Yak Daniels, Yak the ripper

And of course, there has to be one just named Jack

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u/DevoidNoMore 6d ago

Just noticed no one said Yak Off, I'm proud and disappointed with everyone having this level of maturity on Reddit

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u/StephDos94 6d ago

Wasn’t he the 1st Russian on the Moon?

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u/str4ngerc4t 6d ago

Yak O. Lantern, Yaklemore, Yakson Pollock, Yakkie Robinson, Yak Sabbath, Yak White, and my personal favorite Yak Skellington.

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u/52-Cutter-52 6d ago

N Y Yakys.

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u/yuyuyashasrain 6d ago

Oh these are real winners lol i love them all

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u/hmchic 6d ago

😂😂😂 I cannot with all of these

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u/WillyBluntz89 6d ago

No, I said "M" as in "Mancy!"

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u/Gems_and_Jade 6d ago

And don’t forget Yak the Ripper, Yakalyn Kennedy, and Michael Yackson!

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u/EyelandBaby 6d ago

Yak of Thrones and Yak Ming

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u/No-Problem2744 6d ago

You’re all forgetting the best yak of all…Kevin.

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u/im_dead_sirius 6d ago

And that hit 70s TV show, Yak with Yan!

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u/Solanthas 6d ago

Me over here trying to remember where I know jackleberry finn from. Hackleberry? Heckleberry? The fuck was it?

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u/MediumStability 18h ago

It's a comedy, Cackleberry Finn.

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u/IronLanternGamer 6d ago

Yak septiceye

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u/yuyuyashasrain 6d ago

Oh hell yak

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u/DHLthePhoenix0788 6d ago

Hah fuckin eh... For some reason the Obama one took me out..

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u/jh3553 6d ago

Tell me more about this Tim.

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u/Klarok 6d ago

Don't leave Shakespeare out of things:

Yakbeth, Much Ado About Yakking, Julius Yakker, Henry the Yakth

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u/KittyKratt 6d ago

I'm loving the random "Tim" thrown in there, lol.

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u/Le-Brit 6d ago

Yakuille O'Neal

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u/TamarackSlim 6d ago

Yak-Tuah

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u/canoe6998 6d ago

Huge Yakman

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u/ArtisticLibrarian896 6d ago

Michael Yackson

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u/DogmaLovesKarma 6d ago

Yakky McYakface, checking in

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u/Mr_Bob_Ferguson 6d ago

Yak Nicholson.

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u/ekkthree 6d ago

TIM?

Bwahahahahaha

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u/-Titan_Uranus- 6d ago

Lmao. The random “Tim”

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u/pghfordguy 5d ago

Bahahaha love how you threw Tim in there

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u/ComfortThis1890 6d ago

Is this for real?

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u/False_Solid 7d ago

Weird Al Yak-ovic

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u/ohyeahwell 7d ago

Yak White and Yak Black

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 6d ago

I need this album collab.

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u/firsttoblast 6d ago

Yakert Deniro. Al Yakino. Leonardo Yakaprio.

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u/PablOScar1 6d ago

And that's aaaaalllll I have to say... about yak!

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u/shamrocker27 6d ago

He’s one-of-a-kind. :)

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u/VAShumpmaker 7d ago

Yak Costeau

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u/mela_99 6d ago

End the thread here it cannot get better

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u/No_Carry_3991 7d ago

favorite one

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u/Cronuts13 6d ago

Yak Galifianakis

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u/Boxofbikeparts 6d ago

Its spelled Yaque!!

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u/AlanaIsBananas 6d ago

Yak Black, Yak Tuah

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u/paradisedisco 6d ago

ah man I came here to write yak tuah

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh 6d ago

Bo-yak Horseman

Along with esteemed character actress Yakgo Yakindale

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u/Loveillustrator 6d ago

Not Hugh Yakman! Had me floored!!!

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u/jewels94 6d ago

Hugh and Gene are brothers

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u/jpylol 6d ago

Yakuille O’Neal, got a ring to it ERNEH

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u/kamalamading 6d ago

Yak and Yaxter

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u/flareon141 6d ago

One has to be Zak. Zak the yak

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Yakie chan