r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/Iriss21 5d ago

5,000 yachts!! Then I would try and sell 4,999 of them

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u/Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce 5d ago

Come down to Crazy Irirss' Yacht Lot, come get a Yacht cuz I got a lot! I'm practically giving them away!

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u/dachjaw 5d ago

I’d give ‘em away but my wife won’t let me!

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u/FlowBjj88 5d ago

Says Iriss' while wearing a wacky suit. Definitely some early double aught screen wipes in this commercial

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u/PsychoticMessiah 5d ago

Sailing by Christopher Cross is playing in the background

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u/sladives 5d ago

What are you, like 8 13 ...20? (sigh)

That's more like a eighties-nineties thing.

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u/FlowBjj88 5d ago edited 5d ago

Can it, nerd. I cranked out so many PowerPoints with screen wipes back in the early 2000s that if I loaded them onto 3.5 floppies, the sheer weight would crush your will to live

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u/dachjaw 5d ago

Amateur! A Real Nerd™️ would use paper tape and complain about how much better punch cards were.