r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/N1TEKN1GHT 5d ago

You <3

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/bkendig 5d ago

Ynot?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/SirJumbles 5d ago

There's someone yelse

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u/WhatsHappenin9 5d ago

Ywho?

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u/probsagremlin 5d ago

Your ymom

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u/bestgrapeinthepunnet 5d ago

I hate how much this exchange made me laugh

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u/chromatic45 5d ago

This is why I love Reddit.

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u/WhereasSafe9783 4d ago

y hate it too

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u/ConfidentRise1152 4d ago

Me too! 🤣

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 5d ago

Wait. Our mom?!

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u/probsagremlin 5d ago

COMMUNISM MOM

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u/bkendig 5d ago

That's not very yse.

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u/womb0t 5d ago

You.

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u/ZEROs0000 5d ago

Yknow…

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane 5d ago

Yyou’re ygiving yme ythe “Yit’s ynot yyou, yit’s yme” yroutine? Yi yinvented “Yit’s ynot yyou, yit’s me.” Ynobody ytells yme "yit's ynot ythem yit's yme". Yif yit's yanybody, yit's yme!

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u/Kitchen-Square-3577 4d ago

Yon of a bitch

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u/emo-tastic 5d ago

Why am I reading all of these in a Mario and Louigi voice tho?

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u/Daemonsblaze0315 4d ago

I couldn't scroll by without acknowledging the profile picture. Lol

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Daemonsblaze0315 4d ago

You've got some real... Nerv. Lol

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u/vcs26 4d ago

Love your pfp ;)