No! This would disrupt the Yankovic balance in this universe. We have a weird Al. What would the other 4999 Als be? The last thing the world needs is Homicidal Al
We don't know what the universe will do when it reached Quantum Al levels. A good chance alien life may finally come visit because we didn't have enough of him.
I think they'll end up adopting different personalities like the Seven Dwarfs. We'll have Sleepy Al, Grump Al, Dopey Al, etc. Hopefully we can avoid Homicidal Al.
That would be the most massive Spotify station within a week.
Within a day, we'd probably have universal healthcare and free universities.
Give that army a month, and we'll probably have a recording of Never Gonna Give Ews Up played from the Highlands of Scotland, which would, of course, convince the alien lizard people overlords to turn the world temperatures down a bit.
But if there were 5000 exact copies of Weird Al, wouldn’t that make him kinda idk Ordinary Al? Or do you think having more of himself would make them all Even Weirder Als to maintain the weirdness balance?
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u/Sexy_gastric_husband 5d ago
5000 Yankovics.
Multiplying Weird Al would tip the scales of karma and create a paradise on earth.