r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/sleepyprojectionist 5d ago

Yggdrasil. 5000 mythical world trees. Let’s see how that messes things up.

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u/Fimbulvetr2012 5d ago

Odin: "fuck....which one am I supposed to hang myself from."

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u/Forikorder 5d ago

instructions unclear made a hammack

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u/Pyrochazm 5d ago

You unocked the wholesome ending.

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u/SailorET 4d ago

Ragnaraww.

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u/Newtardedstonky 5d ago

Damn thats wholesome af

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u/Mojo_jo0 4d ago

Yammick*

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u/Lord_of_the_Hanged 4d ago

Not even he’d know

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u/DoovvaahhKaayy 5d ago

Ask Loki

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u/FunkoPopPortraits 5d ago

For you, for all of us.

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u/Purest_Prodigy 4d ago

For all time. Always.

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u/MademoiselleMoriarty 5d ago

But just so you can blame him when unforeseeable consequences arise and now he has to go solve your problems. Again.

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u/elihu 5d ago

Het Masteen has entered the chat.

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u/jonjiv 5d ago

Each tree ship should be worth a cool trillion, so I like to modify OP’s answer to depict Het Masteen’s Yggdrasill specifically.

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u/BaaadWolf 5d ago

Linux Floppies?

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u/Inner-Light-75 5d ago

Was just coming to ask about CDs....

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u/Kierish 5d ago

Isn’t this how we got Elden Ring?

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u/EViLTeW 4d ago

Ratatoskr is found curled up in the fetal position in a corner babbling inconsolably.

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u/ghostbuster_b-rye 5d ago

Multiple, interlocking ouroboros surround the world like chainmail, as the avatar of infinity is manifested five-thousand-fold. Each one unrelentingly trying to reduce itself to a zero state; ever constricting until the world is crushed asunder, only to be reborn to the new hell you have crafted.

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u/ptwonline 5d ago

Great until one night somebody clear cuts them to make room to graze cattle.

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u/BoredomFestival 5d ago

this is the right answer

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u/Madly_hornet09 5d ago

BRO, THIS WAS ONE OF THE FIRST THOUGHTS 🤣

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u/Castells 5d ago

Weee chaos

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u/scarywom 4d ago

Yggdrasil

The first Linux I ever installed in the early 90's

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u/LongjumpingBrief6428 4d ago

I like your style.

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u/Opera__Guy 4d ago

At least a few of them would wind up being the cool sandcruiser from Xenogears.

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u/AdEarly8242 4d ago

Damnit somebody beat me to it

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u/CNoelA83 4d ago

I would only take Marvel's version with 5,000 Lokis.

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u/GrandInquisitorSpain 4d ago

The norse multiverse, nice. Get to see the timeline where odin is a sitcom dad.

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u/QuickPirate36 4d ago

45000 realms, damn

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u/FartFromALesserGod 5d ago

https://www.schiit.com/products/yggdrasil

At least you can sell them for a tidy profit

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u/Rick_aka_Morty 4d ago

Yörmungandr (yes that is how it's spelled)

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u/Business-Current-774 4d ago

That’s a big ol’ snake

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u/BigBanggBaby 5d ago

I recognize that from the NES game Strider. Didn’t realize it was an actual thing. Haven’t seen that name for probably 30 years but it’s immediately recognizable.