r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/N1TEKN1GHT 5d ago

You <3

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/bkendig 5d ago

Ynot?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/SirJumbles 5d ago

There's someone yelse

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u/WhatsHappenin9 5d ago

Ywho?

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u/probsagremlin 5d ago

Your ymom

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u/bestgrapeinthepunnet 5d ago

I hate how much this exchange made me laugh

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u/chromatic45 5d ago

This is why I love Reddit.

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u/WhereasSafe9783 4d ago

y hate it too

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u/ConfidentRise1152 4d ago

Me too! 🤣

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 5d ago

Wait. Our mom?!

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u/probsagremlin 5d ago

COMMUNISM MOM

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u/bkendig 5d ago

That's not very yse.

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u/womb0t 5d ago

You.

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u/ZEROs0000 5d ago

Yknow…

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane 5d ago

Yyou’re ygiving yme ythe “Yit’s ynot yyou, yit’s yme” yroutine? Yi yinvented “Yit’s ynot yyou, yit’s me.” Ynobody ytells yme "yit's ynot ythem yit's yme". Yif yit's yanybody, yit's yme!

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u/Kitchen-Square-3577 4d ago

Yon of a bitch

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u/emo-tastic 5d ago

Why am I reading all of these in a Mario and Louigi voice tho?

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u/Daemonsblaze0315 4d ago

I couldn't scroll by without acknowledging the profile picture. Lol

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Daemonsblaze0315 4d ago

You've got some real... Nerv. Lol

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u/vcs26 4d ago

Love your pfp ;)

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u/TruthOf42 5d ago

So you want 5000 clones that are all having the existential crisis of "if they are the real me". You sir or madam are sick and twisted. I like you

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u/Solesaver 5d ago

They want 5000 clones of OP so that they can fight in a no holds barred death match to see which clone is the best.

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u/N1TEKN1GHT 5d ago

Hell yeah, easier to gaslight unstable people.

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u/Villian6 5d ago

Orgy? May I hop in

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u/Anon369damufine 5d ago

That was outlawed in 1865.

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u/TheGrandPoohBear 4d ago

Not for prisoners

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u/Thunder_Mug 5d ago

Cute 🙂

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u/Alexthegreatbelgian 4d ago

Thanks. I have my own private organ bank now!

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u/DopeCharma 5d ago

I also choose this guy’s you.

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u/kaeji 5d ago

If you believe OP is "one in a million" then there's already 8,000 of them

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u/Elen_Star 5d ago

IS ONE OF ME NOT GOOD ENOUGH, HAROLD???

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u/lemon11dxb 4d ago

I was thinking of the same thing😱

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u/JanesConniption 4d ago

Your mom >:3

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u/Shot-Assumption3383 5d ago

Right answer

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u/ThatOneRandomGoose 4d ago

for human trafficking purposes <3