r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/LurkingFlash 5d ago

Yetis! Nobody messing with me and my Yeti army

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u/nottatroll 5d ago

That’s a lot of coolers.

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u/LurkingFlash 5d ago

Some of them are tumblers and such

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u/h3fabio 5d ago

A yeti traveling circus! Very cool!

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u/Adorable_Finish_485 4d ago

I didn't even know yetis did acrobatic stuff

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u/LurkingFlash 4d ago

They like to keep it on the down low

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u/SirFireball 4d ago

Careful, the last times someone has gotten a lot of tumblr, they went bankrupt.

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u/Slipfix 4d ago

The blue ones are microphones

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u/yrrkoon 4d ago

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/femmestem 4d ago

To let the army members know they're valued employees

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u/Engine_Maximum 4d ago

That’s only when the get on the yeti brew too much

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u/Ok-Grapefruit1284 5d ago

They’re all on my counter. 2500 for each kid. 🙄

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u/Spaniard_Starshooter 5d ago

I see you other parent

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u/nanny6165 5d ago

That’s a lot of Sasquatch

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u/Uniquelypoured 4d ago

Just think how “Cool” he’d be.

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u/conicalnapster 4d ago

But do they need to be in the RTIC or no?

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u/kendonmcb 4d ago

And a lot of Skodas.

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u/Inky-Skies 4d ago

Came here looking for this! One of my favorite car models.

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u/Jormungandred69 4d ago

Is that a One Piece reference?

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u/PitterFuckingPatter 4d ago

Fantastic monkey paw version

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u/Cybermonk23 4d ago

Worth more than gold

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u/whatsadikfor 4d ago

Also a lot of bikes.

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u/Mrs_Bestivity 4d ago

You could make a huge igloo with them.

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u/CucumberError 5d ago

Ends up with 5000 Blue Yeti microphones.

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u/LurkingFlash 4d ago

I had to look up what those were haha I guess I'd see them at the Yeti swap meet

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u/YetiCouple 5d ago

Yasss yetis are friends

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u/YetiPie 5d ago

Yeti fam unite!

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u/MacTonight1 5d ago

Or, if you're a wrestling fan, 5,000 Yet-tays

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u/tytor 5d ago

Yeti pirate navy on yellow Yamaha wave runners out to steal buddies 5000 yacht’s to sell to the yakuza.

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u/adlittle 5d ago

Watch out for the ghost of Meatloaf, he's all about trying To Catch A Yeti.

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u/Sh0toku 5d ago

Me and my 5,000 Yao Mings are on our way for a brutal king of the mountain death match!

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u/tytor 5d ago

Sasquatch squad and the Bigfoot brigade would win that fight all day.

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u/LurkingFlash 4d ago

I think we'd all join forces

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u/tytor 4d ago

lol. I like your imagination.

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u/Torgoe 5d ago

That’s a lot of mountain bikes.

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u/GamaREX 4d ago

I first read that as “yet-is” like lettuce, and I’m ashamed to admit how long I was confused for before I read on and realized it was yeti. It’s been a long day…or I’m stupid

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u/Dramatic_Addition_68 4d ago

I see your 5000 yetis and raise you 5000 Yakuza soldiers! Would make a hell of a movie 🍿

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u/slightywettampon 4d ago

except me. who got 5000 yeti army's. tough luck kid. better luck next time

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u/LurkingFlash 4d ago

Hahahaha I wasted my wish

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u/Fingerbob73 4d ago

Some people don't believe the Abominable Snowman actually exists. Yeti does.

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u/creepypeepe 4d ago

Wow this is hysterical, I really love the word Yeti

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u/Independent-Big1966 4d ago

Then you'll need to hundreds of trucks to put all those stickers on

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u/eggrolldog 4d ago

Who needs that many Skoda's?

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u/NefariousKingz992 4d ago

I was thinking an army of something, but this is probably the best answer here.

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u/MrWeirdoFace 4d ago

Yetis on Yaks!

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u/EverythingIsFlotsam 4d ago

You are assuming those yetis will obey you. I doubt it.

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u/LurkingFlash 4d ago

They'll learn to love me, then obey

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u/vbt31 4d ago

I read that as YEE-TISS and went like wtf is a yetis??

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u/LurkingFlash 4d ago

that could work too lol

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u/_Leper_Messiah_ 4d ago

If you're talking bikes, you could have $60,000,000 worth of bikes, depending on the model.

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u/UnifiedQuantumField 4d ago

messing with me and my Yeti army

Return of the Yeti

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u/Whymyppblue 4d ago

As someone named "YetiSniffer" in games and socials... I gotta admit your army would be pretty examined by my nose

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u/OW_FUCK 4d ago

Ok but now you have to feed and shelter them and you probably can't so you end up with 5000 wild roaming yetis that aren't under your control anymore, or a pile of yeti corpses that are your responsibility to deal with.

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u/False-Paramedic-4063 4d ago

i read the word “yetis” as if it rhymed with “fetus” 💀

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u/mygiveadamnsbusted22 3d ago

I feel seen. I definitely didn’t just buy 2 more…..🤣

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u/cvrt_bear 3d ago

Omg you are so whacky.

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u/charizard_72 5d ago

I read as “yeetus” and had no idea what that meant until the end of the sentence

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u/mollybethx_ 4d ago

i’m so glad i’m not the only one

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u/hereholdthiswire 4d ago

I've played Far Cry 4. I see your 5k yeti army and raise you my buzzer, M-79, and a big ass bag of 40mm.

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u/xReddit_Sucks 4d ago

My brain read Yetis like you would pronounce lettuce.

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u/EverythingIsFlotsam 4d ago

You are assuming those yetis will obey you. I doubt it.

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u/Chilled_Noivern 4d ago

I didn't read this as Yeti plural but as "Yee-tis"

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u/riltjd 4d ago

Poof you now have 5000 yeti's, but they eat humans

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u/pizzabagelprincess 4d ago

okay Brad Leone ova here lol 😂

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u/ukiyo__e 4d ago

Who says they’ll be on your side?

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u/LurkingFlash 4d ago

I will feed them popsicles