r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/BabyManBun 5d ago

Your moms

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u/pedantic_dullard 5d ago

The question was 5000 things you could have. Not what have 5000 people had.

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u/thatoneguy2252 5d ago

You didn’t have to shoot the corpses head. Other guy already killed him.

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u/Boojum2k 5d ago

Rule #2: Double Tap

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u/zakkil 5d ago

We already know everyone tapped that twice.

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u/lord_hijinks 4d ago

L M A O!

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u/Msboredd 3d ago

AT LEAST

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u/ElToroBlanco25 5d ago

Double tap? He unloaded the clip

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u/SpottyNoonerism 5d ago

Can't forget cardio though

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u/rockinvet02 4d ago

And cardio... Just ask that guys mom.

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u/wabbitsdo 4d ago

It's been established OP's mom had been tapped a lot a more than that.

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk 5d ago

You do if you want it too stay dead!

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u/iK_550 5d ago

Do you know what War Crimes are?

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u/pedantic_dullard 5d ago

His mom's wet spot?

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u/La_Saxofonista 4d ago

War crimes, not wh*re crimes

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u/GiantWhiteCohc 5d ago

F A T A L I T Y

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u/ITrCool 5d ago

“Respect the game, Jim”

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u/ultimate_sorrier 5d ago

FUCK YOU SHORESY!

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u/PretendMuteTrain 5d ago

Someone said women are objects. Not me/s

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u/zerolimits0 5d ago

Gat damn 🔥

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u/Cutsdeep- 5d ago

now they can have one each and everybody is happy

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u/ShannieD 5d ago

5000 people had your mom?

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u/jordan1978 5d ago

Yep, that’s it guys. Shut it down.

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u/Uncle_itlog 5d ago

Yep. I’d be disappointed if I didn’t see this comment.

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u/Zkenny13 5d ago

/thread

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u/StoppedListeningToMe 5d ago

Yup we're all a hive mind and I'm super fucking unoriginal...

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u/SomeDrillingImplied 5d ago

You’re really ready to disappoint 5,000 moms?

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u/Appropriate_Suit1882 4d ago

Yeah but I’d have a really good 30 seconds first, 5,000 times.

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u/BabyManBun 5d ago

Disappointment is a temporary detour on the road to giving you guys some new siblings

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u/FishInTheTrees 5d ago

You would not believe your eyes

If 10,000 of your mom thighs

Crushed my head as you fell asleep

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u/musclecard54 5d ago

5000 your moms?! Are you trying to create a black hole?

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u/chr0n1c843 5d ago

Dammit I was gonna say that... lol

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u/tobetossedout 5d ago

The plural form is yours mom.

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u/kthanksbye_ 4d ago

I don't know why I found this absurdly hilarious

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u/jidovski 4d ago

Great now you have 5001 moms disappointed in you

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u/DescendantLila 5d ago

Damn it! I came here to say this lmao

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u/bluemitersaw 5d ago

I was waiting for this one

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u/HailToTheThief225 5d ago

First 5000 upvotes get to have OP’s mom!

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u/icepyrox 5d ago

... and the planet just collapses into itself from the sudden lass increase.

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u/That_One_Normie 5d ago

Sell them for profit

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u/tummyache-champion 5d ago

EXACTLY the comment I was expecting to see at the top. Carry on.

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u/Normallydifferent 5d ago

5000? 1 is plenty large enough

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u/Pumpkinbatteri 5d ago

I love your username!

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u/downwiththewoke 5d ago

Little does he know what he's asking for 😂. God help you x

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u/WildResident2816 5d ago

Pretty sure that would crush Texas

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u/ChronoLink99 5d ago

Aw man, same.

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u/AnticPosition 5d ago

This is what I came here for. Did not disappoint. 

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u/neverinamillionyr 5d ago

How much would that weigh?

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u/UrMom_BrushYourTeeth 4d ago

Thank you sweetie

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u/JBluHevn 4d ago

My brain immediately answered this way.

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u/blueCougFan 4d ago

I was looking for a yo mama joke. Found it.

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u/SoundSproutHI 4d ago

Nooo I was gonna say this

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u/The_Grinning_Reaper 4d ago

So, the universe collapses under their weight..

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u/atheista 4d ago

I'm amazed I had to scroll this far. Reddit, you've changed.

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u/PickledPhallus 4d ago

That much mass in a space as small as Earth would collapse it into a black hole and kill everyone

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u/almeyras 4d ago

Yomomma so fat…

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u/danziman123 4d ago

Finally! Scrolled down wayyyyy too much

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u/HypersomnicHysteric 4d ago

Give me a showel and I bring her to you!

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u/littlebittlebunny 4d ago

No, no, noooooo!!! That would be the worst thing you could possibly do. The world can't handle 1 of my mother's I couldnt imagine how plagued the world would be with 4999 more of them on the planet!!!

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u/bflatmusic7 5d ago

I also pick this guys mom

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u/mcbizkit02 5d ago

Hope you have a lot of space.

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u/MrStealYoMom 5d ago

Can confirm

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u/whattheduce86 5d ago

I was hoping this was the top answer.

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u/Howdysf 5d ago

I also choose this guy’s mom.