r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/LaplaceTransform90 5d ago

5000 Yemens

The entire surface of the Earth just all turns into Yemens that I own. I would sell the new land and be filthy rich.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 5d ago

When life gives you Yemens...

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u/lespectaculardumbass 5d ago

Start a civil war

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u/Fatty4forks 5d ago

Whee, Yemenade!

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u/No_Carry_3991 5d ago

this thread

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u/mndii 4d ago

I love this stupid app

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u/Galthrojh 5d ago

Made me lol

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u/Emergency_Buffalo350 5d ago

I spit out my drink lmao

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u/Raemonell 5d ago

god I fricking love reddit people

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u/GeneticEnginLifeForm 4d ago

Sounds more like yemencide.

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u/GangstaShibe 4d ago

... it's just blood, Sir.

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u/jerseybert 4d ago

Yivil Yar.

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u/DigNitty 5d ago

World famine at all time high with influx of new infertile land.

Please donate to : YemonAid

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u/-TheRealFolkBlues- 5d ago

Only if I get to play my kazoo at the YemenAid benefit concert.

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u/BabyManBun 5d ago

Yemenade you to leave

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u/Apt_5 4d ago

Did you see this comment, u/joliesmomma? It’s not the starter but plays along well imho 😆

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u/joliesmomma 5d ago

I laughed out loud as this

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u/N0madicaleyesed 5d ago

Make life take the Yemens back!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?

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u/_BlueFire_ 5d ago

Angryupvote Just because I didn't think about it

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u/bmanlew 5d ago

You make Yemenade

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u/iamagoodbozo 5d ago

You make Yemenade, no?

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u/Supersnazz 5d ago

Make Yemenade.

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u/UncleDrunkle 5d ago

Create Yemen Aid

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u/Stahl_Scharnhorst 5d ago

Don't make a stable country. Make life take the Yemens back. Get mad! I don't want your damn Yemens! WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!!!

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u/Wasphammer 4d ago

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you Yemens, don't make Yemenade - make life take the Yemens back! Get mad! I don't want your damn Yemens, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson Yemens. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the Yemens. I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible Yemen that burns your house down!

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u/girmvofj3857 4d ago

I only hope that the whores aren't stealling our Yemens. you know.. those naughty Yemen whores always steal Yemens

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u/francemiaou 4d ago

Make life take those Yemens back!

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u/avalancheOf_thoughts 4d ago

Made me laugh out loud

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u/Nebraskabychoice 4d ago

Yemen stealing whore.

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u/Inevitable-Home7639 4d ago

Make Yemenade

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u/VT_Squire 5d ago

Yemen has an area of 528,000 km²

The earth is 510,100,000 km²

You buried everyone with an extra 4000 yemens and there's nobody left alive to buy.

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u/GetYourVanOffMyMeat 5d ago

Yemen this was all for nothing?

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u/Miserable_Fennel_492 4d ago

This is the most exquisite pun I’ve seen today. Thank you

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u/aotus_trivirgatus 3d ago

Yeah, man. All for nothing.

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u/MK-801 5d ago

pretty sure yemens stack, I know saudi arabias do because they've already got a sneaky one underneath that spreads out a bit. That's how they find so much more oil than everyone else innit.

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u/not_a_crackhead 5d ago

So you've basically made a Yemen land bridge to the moon

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u/MK-801 4d ago

It's yemens all the way.. up

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u/Cutsdeep- 5d ago

mi scusi

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u/Successful-Gift7084 5d ago

What do yemen? That was the plan all along

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u/poingly 4d ago

What if they were just all stacked on top of each other?

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u/Mptyspce 5d ago

You think we are alone?

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u/LetsTCB 5d ago

The truth is out there.

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u/alexdev50 5d ago

Chandler?

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u/ElToroBlanco25 5d ago

Looks like I am going to Yemen

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u/Aware_Exercise 4d ago

Address? I’ll write to you

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u/knitmama77 4d ago

When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you??

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u/Urmi17 5d ago

15 Yemen Road, Yemen.

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u/reapo 5d ago

I thought Yemen too

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u/soulstonedomg 5d ago

5000 civil wars?

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u/nkhasselriis 5d ago

15 Yemen Road, Yemen

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u/barsknos 4d ago

Great, the entire world is a barren desert without oil and with 5000 civil wars going on.

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u/kempnelms 5d ago

Found Lex Luthor

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u/catfroman 5d ago

The entire surface of the Earth just all turns into Yemens that I own

/r/BrandNewSentence

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u/SilverLakeSimon 4d ago

That’s just in-Sana-ty.

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u/SparklyUnicornDay 4d ago

5000 Yemen Road, Yemen.

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u/g4greed 5d ago

I mean, land can be stolen. Do you have a military force to protect them all?

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u/jupiter_skunk 5d ago

For some reason this was also my initial thought when I read this question. 5000 Yemens.

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u/TourAlternative364 5d ago

But then the earth and rainfall  and fresh water, trees, topsoil etc is the same as Yemen everywhere.

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u/Successful-Gift7084 5d ago

exactly what i thought of when i saw this post.

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u/AdhesiveEvil 4d ago

Yemen's GDP 5000 times.

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u/DNK326 4d ago

I was going to say Yemen's GDPs, much easier to manage

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u/Lonely-star-xo97 4d ago

Thank you for this. I haven’t belly laughed in ages

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u/NevoH72 4d ago

I'm yemen so ill join. For free.

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u/b0rtbort 4d ago

ah yes, yemen, the place where people can legally marry a 9 year old

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u/Huzf01 4d ago

Looks like I'm going to Yemen

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u/reddittallintallin 4d ago

they will take your land by force. but we can partner and i can protect you with my 5000 Yusgoslav People's Armies

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u/Fragrant-Change-4333 4d ago

5000 x Yemen's GDP

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u/Crazylender 5d ago

You’re aware the world has 7 billion people. 5000 people is a speck of water in comparison to 7 billion. More like put a couple of Yemen people in each country with 5000.

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u/trdef 4d ago

They're saying Yemen the landmass, not the people (which would be Yemeni).