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I wonder if there’s genuinely a list out there Discussion

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u/alexroberge95 2d ago

Rob Schneider is A CARROT! Rated PG-13

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u/SassyWookie 2d ago

Derp-daderp teedly tump-a-turr!

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u/FrozunYogert 2d ago

Rob Schneider is "Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb"

Rated PG-13

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u/buggyisgod 2d ago

Rob Schneider is a STAPLER! Rated PG-13

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u/spoiledbydefault 2d ago

Rob shneider had a Normal life until he came across a pot roast, now he's going to find out that being 8 ain't so great

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u/bored_person71 2d ago

Rob Schneider is Kenny!

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u/Longjumping-Cow-282 2d ago

The Rob Schneider bit actually killed me. When I watched that episode I had seen a Rob Schneider movie (for the first time ever) with my sister earlier that week. Because it looked like ass, so why not? It’s hilariously accurate.

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u/itbytesbob 1d ago

It turns out Rob Schneider didn't need south park to make a joke out of him, he's proven he's a big enough joke by himself

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u/The_Wet_Newspaper 2d ago

Here's twenty

["S01E03", "Volcano", "Kathie Lee Gifford"]

["S02E04", "Ike's Wee Wee", "Michael Jackson"]

["S03E05", "Tweek x Craig", "Jennifer Lopez"]

["S04E05", "Cartman Joins NAMBLA", "Britney Spears"]

["S05E01", "It Hits the Fan", "Tom Cruise and John Travolta"]

["S06E03", "Asspen", "Ashton Kutcher"]

["S07E05", "Fat Butt and Pancake Head", "Jennifer Lopez (again)"]

["S08E07", "The Jeffersons", "Michael Jackson (again)"]

["S09E07", "Erection Day", "Tom Cruise and Scientology"]

["S10E12", "Go God Go XII", "Richard Dawkins and Scientology"]

["S11E06", "D-Yikes!", "Hillary Clinton"]

["S12E03", "Major Boobage", "Heavy Metal Musicians"]

["S13E05", "Fishsticks", "Kanye West"]

["S14E06", "201", "Tom Cruise, Muhammad, and others"]

["S15E11", "Broadway Bro Down", "Steven Spielberg and George Lucas"]

["S16E04", "Jewpacabra", "Richard Dawkins"]

["S17E02", "Informative Murder Porn", "Honey Boo Boo and Mama June"]

["S18E02", "Gluten Free Ebola", "Lorde"]

["S19E06", "Tweek x Craig", "Bill Cosby"]

["S20E01", "Member Berries", "J.J. Abrams"]

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u/VeterinarianInner331 2d ago

I add S14E02, Sarah Jessica Parker S15E02, Tyler Perry

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u/coast2coastmike 2d ago edited 2d ago

Paris Hilton

Christopher Reeves

Jenner

Natalie Portman

Notorious BIG

Steve Irwin

Prince Harry

Russle Crow

Captain Kangaroo

Chris Hansen

Oprah

Michael Richards

Matt Damon

Larry David

Demi Lovato

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u/GingerlyRough Them britches don't stand a chance! 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lizzo

Kanye West

Ween (not really)

Primus

Barbara Streisand

Alan Jackson

Brad Paisley

Madonna

Cee Lo Green

Elton John

Barbara Streisand again

Steven Sondheim

Bono

Will Smith

Jonas Brothers

Jimmy Buffett

Barbara Streisand

And that's just some of the music celebrities lol

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u/TheBlackNumenorean 2d ago

Steven Seagal

Bob Saget

George R R Martin

Stevie Nicks

Paul Watson

Tom Brady

Jay Cutler

Maury Povich

Kardashians

Bill Gates

Mark Zuckerburg

Jeff Bezos

Rob Reiner

Sally Struthers

Mel Gibson

M Night Shyamalan

Ozzy Osbourne

R Kelly

Cast of Jersey Shore

Amy Schumer

Cher

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u/Shank_Shank_ 2d ago

Rosie O’Donnell

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u/Ok-Setting766 2d ago edited 2d ago

Britney Spears

Ben Affleck

Jennifer Lopez

Jeff Goldblum

Lorde

Michael Jackson

Steve Jobs

Chaz Bono

Chris Hanson

Cesar Milan

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u/Firm-Ad3509 2d ago

What about prince harry and Meghan Markle?

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u/vercetian 1d ago

They're still on a worldwide privacy tour.

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u/762MakeYaOlGirlCry 2d ago

Demi Lovato

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u/Adept_Pianist_5763 1d ago

George Clooney and his speech at the Oscars Cerimony (Smug Alert!)

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u/Plastic_Primary_4279 2d ago

When did they make fun of ween?

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u/GingerlyRough Them britches don't stand a chance! 2d ago

https://youtu.be/uB7xceg4NJs?si=mu32zWogt2tN9NpK

I thought when they got on stage in the Chef Aid episode someone in the audience yelled "You suck!" But I was mistaken.

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u/FreshTony 2d ago

Tupacs hologram

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u/Basic-Pair8908 1d ago

And biggie smalls

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u/Apollorx 2d ago

You missed Barbara Streisand so you get no points

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u/The_Wet_Newspaper 2d ago

Ooohhh, no points? Geez, that's terrible, then I guess you'll just have to downvote me, ooh yeaahh.

[opens shirt panels covering his nipples and starts rubbing them directly and pinching them for a prolonged period]

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u/spoiledbydefault 2d ago

Babura~ babura~ sugoi no bitchi barbura~

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u/Apollorx 2d ago

The triangle!

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u/stonesia 2d ago

A lot of these don't seem to be correct

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u/GenericMMM 2d ago

They aren't

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u/lefibonacci 2d ago

Additional 20:

["S01E09", "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo", "Barbra Streisand"]

["S02E12", "Clubhouses", "Marilyn Manson"]

["S03E08", "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub", "Steve Irwin"]

["S04E09", "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?", "Saddam Hussein"]

["S05E04", "Scott Tenorman Must Die", "Radiohead"]

["S06E09", "Free Hat", "Steven Spielberg and George Lucas"]

["S07E11", "Casa Bonita", "Jennifer Aniston"]

["S08E05", "AWESOM-O", "Ben Affleck"]

["S09E12", "Trapped in the Closet", "Tom Cruise and R. Kelly"]

["S10E09", "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce", "George W. Bush"]

["S11E02", "Cartman Sucks", "Chris Hansen"]

["S12E02", "Britney's New Look", "Britney Spears"]

["S13E10", "W.T.F.", "Vince McMahon"]

["S14E01", "Sexual Healing", "Tiger Woods"]

["S15E05", "Crack Baby Athletic Association", "Jerry Jones and LeBron James"]

["S16E09", "Raising the Bar", "James Cameron"]

["S17E07", "Black Friday", "George R. R. Martin"]

["S18E06", "Freemium Isn't Free", "Freddie Mercury"]

["S19E02", "Where My Country Gone?", "Donald Trump"]

["S20E05", "Douche and a Danish", "Hillary Clinton"]

See, I can use ChatGPT too.

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u/hashtagrichie6 2d ago

Did you chat GTP these? A lot of them seems incorrect

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u/dizzira_blackrose 2d ago

This list looks like it was written by ChatGPT. Almost none of it makes any sense.

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_5711 2d ago

I don’t see Phil Collins in neither list

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u/ApollosAlyssum 1d ago

You forgot Barbra Streisand, triangle of zinthar and spooky vision

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u/Randonazzcat 1d ago

And Ben Affleck was in fat butt and pancake head

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u/Jumpy-Advance-5758 1d ago

bros a south park pro (good job, dude)

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u/devil0o 2d ago

Jennifer Lopez she likes tacos and burritos

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u/Pigmasters32 2d ago

Hennifer

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u/fraser_mu 2d ago

dont you mean Mitch Conners?

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u/BenderDeLorean 2d ago

But 🍑 who doesn't

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u/TheFarmer64 2d ago

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u/RNGvideoinator bring back chef😭🙏 2d ago

would kill for a yakko’s world parody based off south park celebrities

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u/TheFarmer64 1d ago

Already got some

And now celebrities of South Park sung by Eric Cartman

Mel Gibson, Muhammad

That’s all I got right now

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u/xDragonetti 1d ago

Mel Gibson and George Clooney are probably my favorite celebrity appearances.

And Mecha Barbara Streisand 😂

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u/YourAuntVesta 2d ago

Mr Garrison refers to Rosie O'Donnell as a "huge bulbous monstrosity heading for the classroom" in the episode with the Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper

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u/Sammisuperficial 2d ago

I don't want to wait for my trapper keeper... Screw you Kyle, screw you kewyl 🎶

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u/Takuma13_ 2d ago

I sort of remember that those episodes named 200 & 201 were named that way because of the number of celebrities that have been made fun of, the number of episodes, or both! Haha

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u/darkkingreligh 2d ago

That's easy: All of them

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u/Golden-Sun 2d ago

Honestly be easier the ones they havent...

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u/Rheostatistician 2d ago

This comment should be higher up

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u/OldenPolynice 2d ago

Robert Smith

Brian Boitano

and others

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u/Specialist_Kiwi_8560 1d ago

A list of who they haven’t made fun of would be shorter.

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u/RhydonCox 2d ago

All of them... except Cesar Millan

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u/mourningreaper00 2d ago

Honestly the list should be: Who haven’t they made fun of

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u/bluestonesy 2d ago

Surprisingly Taylor Swift. Feel like they would have run with that by now

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u/GarlicOnionCelery 2d ago

Add Travis Kelce to the mix and they’ve got a lot to work with for an episode!

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u/mourningreaper00 1d ago

Taylor Swifting was a thing in South Park https://youtu.be/A2W-YkRBk5Q?si=M3TsSex6Kc6RUq1I

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u/Unique-Stranger1631 2d ago

Kanye West likes fishdicks.

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u/coast2coastmike 2d ago

...because he's a gay fish.

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u/Pugsundercover423 2d ago

Do YOU like fishdicks?

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u/Sarcastic-RVT 2d ago

Snooki smoosh smoosh

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u/Pran282006 Kewl 2d ago

Bruce Vilanch and the Incredible Chaz Bono

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u/Obversa Butters' Bottom Bitch 2d ago

"Tom, it appears that Bruce Vilanch has arrived on the scene, wearing a rat costume!"

That same episode series also made fun of Justin Bieber and Tony Hayward.

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u/june-in-space 2d ago

The best. Russell. Crowe.

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u/SpiderVenom3225 2d ago

Three decades worth

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u/StolenCoupe 2d ago

It would be easier to make a list of people who they didn't make fun of.

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u/TheMysticGed 2d ago

They’ve never made fun of any celebrity because everyone that appears in the show is a work of fiction and voice acted…poorly.

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u/SevroAuShitTalker 2d ago

They humanized Charles Manson, not sure how to count that

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u/Vast-Beautiful-8006 2d ago

Mecha Streisand is my favorite.

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u/Icediamonds Screw you guys, I'm goin' home 👉🏼👉🏼 2d ago

I was just standing here~🎶

and Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet~ 🎶

I asked myself why won't Tom Cruise just come out of the closet~🎶

Nobody has no answers~🎶

AND SO I PULLED OUT MY GUN-!

TELL ME WHY TOM CRUISE IS IN THE CLOSET OR ELSE IM GONNA SHOOT SOMEONE~🎶😡

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u/Serious-Coast-7933 2d ago

Bitch you not a hobbit right

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u/Vinegarinmyeye 2d ago edited 2d ago

Steeeeeeve Perry!

Honorable mentions...

"Dude, you are packing fudge into boxes...".

That's ignorant.

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u/-BluBone- 2d ago edited 19h ago

Only the realest remember Tina Yothers

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u/CrusherWillis 2d ago

Apparently no one remembers the biggest douche in the universe, John Edward.

Jim Rome and Tom Brady in Sarcastaball as well.

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u/Efercor 2d ago
  1. Tom Cruise
  2. Kanye West
  3. Michael Jackson
  4. Paris Hilton
  5. Barbra Streisand
  6. Mel Gibson
  7. Martha Stewart
  8. Oprah Winfrey
  9. Al Gore
  10. Jennifer Lopez
  11. Britney Spears
  12. Tiger Woods
  13. Russell Crowe
  14. Justin Bieber
  15. Ben Affleck
  16. Sarah Jessica Parker
  17. Caitlyn Jenner
  18. The Jonas Brothers
  19. Phil Collins
  20. Bono

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u/WindjammerX 2d ago

I would love to see the list of all the celebrities that South Park loved and even showed them in a positive light. Robert Smith of The Cure, Brian Boitano, and Cesar Milan comes to mind.

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u/DuskelAskel 2d ago

I'm a time traveller, eventually, all.

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u/itbytesbob 1d ago

Did you freeze yourself to get a Wii faster and end up years in the future too?

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u/DuskelAskel 1d ago

Yeah, but for the Wii u, so it was twice as dumb Good thing they invented the Temporal smarthphone toy.

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u/spoiledbydefault 2d ago

Lizzo is the latest, and I think Rosie o Donnell or Barbra Streisand were one of the first

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u/Kilow102938 2d ago

Be easier to maybe name the ones they didn't?

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u/Free-Masterpiece-860 2d ago

Paris Hilton. Billy Mays. Michael Jackson. Adam Sandler. Jennifer Lopez. Iggy Azalea.

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u/Majestic_Electric 2d ago

All of them.

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u/teddyroo12 2d ago

Meat Loaf

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u/CourtClarkMusic 2d ago

At this point it might be easier to make a list of celebrities they haven’t made fun of.

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u/bluestonesy 2d ago

Underrated one is the band Rush. Royal Pudding episode, and they did an intro video for the band’s song Tom Sawyer for the Snakes & Arrows Tour where Cartman was Geddy Lee and he got the lyrics wrong.

“He floated down the river in a raft with a black guy!”

“Hold on, those aren’t the right lyrics, fatass!!”

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u/XxN1GHTC0R3xX 2d ago

I'm not gonna try and do this chronologically but I'll name a few - Tom Cruise - Michael Jackson - Jennifer Lopez - Kanye West - Natalie Portman - Honey Booboo & Mama June - Lorde - Ashton Kutcher - Stevie Nicks - Snooki - Barbara Streisand - The Jonas Brothers

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u/OMGerGT 2d ago

Bruh true southpark fan doesn't remember all episodes..

I watched all of them, at least twice any episode,

Yet, I don't remember all of them, there are SO MANY

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u/UnderstandingOne8418 1d ago

The Ghost Hunters and Billy Mays.

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u/Friendly-Fennel8876 1d ago

So, name every celebrity then

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u/torev 1d ago

How did I scroll over 20 comments without seeing Mickey Mouse.

Yall are fucking with his money.

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u/TowelieMcTowelie Matt DaMon 1d ago

🎵 There he is. The biggest douche in the Universe! 🎵

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u/Emergency-Jicama4644 2d ago

Micheal Jackson, Paris Hilton. (That's what I know.)

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u/TysonNugs 2d ago

They hit Barbra Streisand a few times lol

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u/Krocsyldiphithic 2d ago

I dare anyone to name the episode that briefly makes fun of Alan Alda.

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u/CrusherWillis 2d ago

The Passion of the Jew.

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u/Eggward_The_Mighty 2d ago

It’s easier to list who they haven’t made fun of

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u/bomonty18 2d ago

Tom cruise will probably always hate south park more than any other celebrity out there.

Maybe it’s a toss up between him and Kanye.

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u/Inner_Drawer8117 2d ago

Yes actually there is a list. It's in the season 10 or 11 banned episodes where they have to rescue Muhammad

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u/Kind_Bullfrog_4073 2d ago

The real challenge is to name every celebrity they haven't made fun of

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u/Owl_Lawfulness0666 Southpark Fan 2d ago

Jennifer Aniston

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u/pizzashizz6991 2d ago

Russell Crowe Tom Cruise Jennifer Lopez Rob Schneider Phil Collins Bono Kanye West Will Smith

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u/BitCurious8598 2d ago

The trapped in the closet one and gay fish had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Serious-Coast-7933 2d ago

Bitch are you a hobbit (that’s two)

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u/Jurtaani 2d ago

Barbara Streisand. Nobody else matters, as long as you know she is the worst celebrity of all time.

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u/ghostinside6 2d ago

The chick from species likes to lick carpet and eat box I've heard.

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u/Jeremy_Melton 2d ago

All of them

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u/aliusman111 2d ago

Shut your mouth OP

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u/JPworx 2d ago

Kanye west. How tf did they even think of that 😂

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u/Neftaliyayaya 2d ago

I want them to make fun of Melanie Martinez for shits and giggles

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u/WhiteToast- 2d ago

Be easier to name the people they didn’t rip on

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u/Weasleylittleshit 2d ago

Buckle up buckaroo

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u/ItsLauriceDeauxnim 2d ago

My personal favorite is when they made fun of ABBA in Super Awesome Talent Agency through Ming’s singing

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u/Decent_Visual3731 2d ago

I am Lorde ya ya ya

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u/Thanosthrgod 2d ago

Uhhh every pop star like Taylor Swift every ralker like Drake and Kendrick every president every human on earth

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u/ToeBeanToast Do you know what i am saying ? 2d ago

Real answer is Matt and Trey have made fun of anyone and everyone except each other on their show.

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u/UsedToHaveATail 2d ago

It would probably be easier to point out who they haven't made fun of

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u/_M0Nd0R0ck_ 2d ago

It’s be easier to list who they haven’t made fun of

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u/Wowenlson 2d ago

Sigourney Weaver = a dead horse

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u/itzSukiLol 2d ago

Does Mel Gibson count? [Passion of the Jew]

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u/Aggravating_Key_3831 2d ago

“Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet… AND SO I PULL OUT MY GUN!!!”

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u/Baker-Puzzled 2d ago

Tom Cruise is a total fudge packer

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u/Calumkincaid 2d ago

All of them.

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u/Character_Magician59 2d ago

but 1 thing remains, they will never hate brian boitano

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u/DeathOfSlimShady Southpark Fan 2d ago

Watch 200 and 201.
If you're a true fan, you'll know where to find them (if you don't already have them)

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u/hellocheroni 2d ago

Natalie Portman

Kanye West

Tony Hayward

Kathleen Kennedy

Bob Iger

Mickey Mouse

Justin Bieber

Morgan Freeman

R.U.S.H

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u/Blaza49 Bebe 💖⛸️👠 2d ago

Sir John Harington

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u/monoxl1 2d ago

All of them. I win.

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u/CplJager 2d ago

It's called episode 200 and episode 201

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u/Rorplup 2d ago

All of them except Tom Hanks and Beyonce because everyone loves Tom Hanks and Beyonce.

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u/OutlawfromtheWest1 2d ago

it would be easier to name those they haven’t made fun of

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u/Either-Pear-528 1d ago

You like being alive huh? Name every nutrient and psychological need the average human requires to live a long healthy life, or you're lying and you don't like being alive 🤓😜

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u/Which-Draw-1117 1d ago

Hennifer Lopez

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u/Far_Buddy8467 1d ago

All of em because no one is safe

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u/dorkyfever 1d ago

Remember when they got George Clooney as a special guest voice actor? Only to make him play sparky? I do love that

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u/haufenson 1d ago

EVERYONE!! - Gary Goldman

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u/Tralkki 1d ago

It would be faster to name the celebrities they didn’t make fun of.

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u/TheEternalScapegoat 1d ago

A list who they've notvmadecfub of would be shorter

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u/Dapper_Recognition50 1d ago

They have never made fun of any celebrity. ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS SHOW--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE IMPERSONATED..... POORLY. THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY ANYONE

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u/EdPlymouth 1d ago

So weired. This morning I was thinking about the time George Cloony flew to the studios to be in southpark, and all he did was one barking sound. "Bark." That was it. I wondered how many other celebs they made fun of and now hhere we are. Facebook can read minds.

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u/Thelastnormalperson 1d ago

Sally Struthers wins though

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u/phunchurchgirl 1d ago

Probably easier to name the ones they haven't mentioned

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u/AnakinSkycocker5726 1d ago

Barbara Streisand!

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u/SlushKami 1d ago

It’s easier to make a list of celebrities they didn’t make fun of.

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u/CheesyGarlicBudapest 1d ago

Probably easier to list those they haven't mocked.

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u/bufftbone 1d ago

All of them

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u/DivinesIntervention 1d ago

Should be a list on the Wiki

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u/SunofSolaire 1d ago

It'd be easier to list the celebrities they didn't make fun of tbh

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u/kaseykiller313 1d ago

Tom cruise barbra streisand harry and megan markle ryan dennahe rkelly kanye steve irwin john wayne gacy dahmer bundy

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u/ArtemisDarklight 1d ago

The list is probably shorter of the ones they haven’t made fun of.

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u/JackinGeorgia 1d ago

Have they made fun of Matt Stone. Seems like a good opportunity….

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u/Chipardos 1d ago

I AM NOT NO FISH YO

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u/Onlyhere4candy 1d ago

I meaaan, I’ve watched every episode x2. It’s been a while tho since I’ve watched SP

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u/Flat_Solution_4290 1d ago

James Cameron!

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u/AutomaticAmoeba3889 1d ago

Dude I love when Tom cruise was in Stan’s closet

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u/Wild_Chef6597 1d ago

Barbara Streisand.

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u/Jonnykooldood 1d ago

I feel like everyone has forgot that they made fun of Tim Burton in 200

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u/lumiere_etoiles 1d ago

SNOOKIEEEE

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u/beerissweety 1d ago edited 1d ago

Does a prophet count as a celebrity ?

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u/ivmMXRXN 1d ago

would be easier to name ones they didnt 😂

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u/mousebert 1d ago

All of them

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u/Odd-Zebra-5833 1d ago

Bring it on Danica!

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u/Jokic_Is_My_Hero 1d ago

Sally Struthers

Helen Hunt’s ass

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u/TheoryBrilliant2448 20h ago

World famous scientologist tom cruise

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u/Remarkable_Natural22 15h ago

There must be, but after all these years I'm not going back to compile a list.