"I'll use my credit card!"

[u/Forced_Abortion_]

/r/asklinguistics/comments/1dp9xx3/if_americans_say_ching_chong_to_make_fun_of/

[u/PNWoutdoors]

Do you have any non-dairy creamer?

[u/Senator-Butt-Weasel → u/PNWoutdoors]

Meta

[u/Bandana-mal]

HEY! I REARRY REARRY WANT THAT. THAT LOOKS GOOD!

[u/LeiatheHutt69]

Oh my, I haven’t seen an American die like that, since Abraham Lincoln!

[u/Toothless-In-Wapping → u/LeiatheHutt69]

Dude, that is rot rool, you’re gonna get us it twubble again.

[u/Severe_Passenger3914 → u/Toothless-In-Wapping]

Rot rool lmao. Like scoob

[u/AleksasKoval]

"Oh my god, it's Ethan Hawke!"

[u/Persephony_1029 → u/AleksasKoval]

oh my god it's Malcom in middle!!

[u/AleksasKoval → u/Persephony_1029]

"But I'm not a boy."

[u/Persephony_1029 → u/AleksasKoval]

yes you are 😡

[u/Ugo777777]

"I am American, I eat hamburger and have big penis".

[u/Emergency-Emu-8163 → u/Ugo777777]

South Park reference? XD

[u/Nirvana_Fan311]

McDonald’s quartapunda

[u/DaringBear]

Whatever they want. They just have to open their eyelids with their fingers.

[u/duffmonya]

Chongqing is a city of over 10 million people. I see what they did there

[u/Bulk-Detonator]

I've been saying that line since i got my first debit card around 2008 and I'll pay for my own urn saying it too.

[u/paparoach910]

Baseball! Apple pie! Wrestling!

[u/CalmZombie23 → u/paparoach910]

Rock, flag and eagle

[u/tufted-titmouse-527 → u/CalmZombie23]

Hello fellow American.

[u/casualstick]

Uuhhmmm, John wheres that report. It was supposed to come in yesterday ehh buddyy...

[u/tufted-titmouse-527 → u/casualstick]

I'm not your buddy, guy.

[u/casualstick → u/tufted-titmouse-527]

Well ill be a monkeys uncle. Such language.

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[u/youmustthinkhighly]

whaaaaat... waterrrrrrrr.. stuff like that.

[u/InevitableMobile2375]

Iam guessing: Double cheeseburger and fries.

[u/lowhangingsack69]

Just saw that episode this morning and sent that clip to my friend. Weird timing. 

[u/realjaleelperez]

"Very funny, At least I don't sound like a stupid and uneducated southern man!" - Definitely a thing that an Asian born American will say.

[u/Klickytat]

Non dairy creamer

[u/mathewphoria]

Funny that Chong ching is actually a place in china.. some of the names of places there sound so racist