Sir, sssome of us are wwwondering if maybe y-you're not... taking this role a bit far?

[u/-Vatefairefoutre-]

[u/Pharao_Aegypti]

What? No wayyy! NOTHING is more important than keeping prostitution out of our community!

...

Oh, hold on, that's my daddy.

[u/BenMessina → u/Pharao_Aegypti]

"I made you my bottom Bitch, now you got ta take care of yo pimp, know what Im sayin?"

[u/Clothes_Chair_Ghost → u/BenMessina]

YOLAAAAANDAAAAAA!!!! YOLANDAAAAAA!!!!

[u/CabbageSoupLadle → u/BenMessina]

I know what you are saying. You don't have to keep asking.

[u/nativebeans → u/CabbageSoupLadle]

Lol butters is funny af on babies

[u/dyaasy → u/BenMessina]

https://i.redd.it/o64ujgjkv47d1.gif

[u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 → u/dyaasy]

I never noticed him limping away until now

[u/Pharao_Aegypti → u/BenMessina]

Y-yes, daddy, I'm on my way!

Sorry, my daddy needs me right now.

[u/-Vatefairefoutre- → u/BenMessina]

Yes, I know what you are saying. You don't have to keep asking.

[u/OrdinaryCreative707 → u/Pharao_Aegypti]

prostitution is illegal.....and its Wrooong.

[u/FinnicKion]

Hand me that evidence bag!

[u/brian5476 → u/FinnicKion]

Half of you didn't even use a condom!!!

[u/BenMessina → u/brian5476]

Yeah that's right, I can fit more of you!! You like your little stripper whore? FREEEEEEEEEEZZEE!!!!

[u/FinnicKion → u/BenMessina]

Alright that will be 20 dollarsFREEEEEZZZZZEEEEE

[u/-Vatefairefoutre- → u/FinnicKion]

Nah, he first blew him, then arrested him.

That reminds me of a hooker I knew a very long time ago. She said she worked at a happy ending massage parlor. Some guy paid her for a BJ, then after she was done giving it, he arrested her as he was an undercover cop.

[u/BenMessina → u/-Vatefairefoutre-]

Sounds like that right way to do business

[u/-Vatefairefoutre- → u/BenMessina]

If a cop really did that and the prostitute tells her pimp, he would deserve whatever's coming to him. That's a pig.

[u/Pharao_Aegypti → u/FinnicKion]

One of the funniest SP scenes ever

[u/lucylucylove → u/FinnicKion]

Dude I'm an actual retired escort, who at one time had a pimp, and this is the funniest fucking episode to me.

[u/-Vatefairefoutre- → u/lucylucylove]

Most pimps are scumbags. Even Butters was.

[u/WajorMeasel → u/-Vatefairefoutre-]

Someone must have gotten a stormy cloud

[u/mastersheeef → u/FinnicKion]

Pffftttttttttzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[u/Busch_Leaguer]

Oh you certainly gave my hole a STRETCH!!!

[u/SyKuSyKu]

Freeze!

[u/Tiny-Butterscotch149]

Alright!… Unzip your pant… Okay!…. Here we go

[u/Tiny-Butterscotch149 → u/Tiny-Butterscotch149]

[u/BenMessina → u/Tiny-Butterscotch149]

Oh yeah baby let me see that hot penis

[u/TraditionPast4295 → u/BenMessina]

Forgot about this, thank you for the laugh!

[u/Complete-Morning-429]

https://i.redd.it/y4b3ykplg47d1.gif

[u/sempercardinal57 → u/Complete-Morning-429]

Yolaaaaaanda!!!

[u/YamPrize1142]

Yes I know what you are saying.

[u/brian5476 → u/YamPrize1142]

You don't have to keep asking.

[u/Livelaughlovekratom]

"hold on my daddy is calling me_"

[u/No_Act_5352]

Twenty for oral, fifty for half and half, anal will cost you extra.

[u/TheBiggestDookie → u/No_Act_5352]

Okay, I feel stupid for asking this, but…

What is half-and-half?

[u/NailFinal8852 → u/TheBiggestDookie]

Oral and a bang?

[u/icchansan → u/NailFinal8852]

Half and half will be anal tho

[u/lucylucylove → u/icchansan]

It's just made up lol those aren't real terms

[u/UnWiseDefenses → u/TheBiggestDookie]

Half milk, half cream.

[u/Maximum-Resource-572]

[u/JustJoe51 → u/Maximum-Resource-572]

My face while listening to what's going on in that frat boy house

[u/UnWiseDefenses]

Yeah, let me see that hot penis of yours.

[u/IlConteiacula]

Quick! Give me the evidence bag!

[u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 → u/IlConteiacula]

One of the most disgusting things I’ve seen on South Park.

[u/UnWiseDefenses → u/Pleasant-Ticket3217]

I raise you sea people.

[u/IHaveNoUsernameSorry]

Sorry, guys, my daddy needs me right now. limps away

[u/lucylucylove]

I CAN'T

[u/Wapiti_whacker82]

Keyshaaaaawn!

[u/behindcl0seddrs]

Stretchhhhhhh!

[u/Blood_Oleander]

He got way too into it.

[u/KraniumKBR]

Which episode is this one?

[u/Ashamed-Adagio2019 → u/KraniumKBR]

S13 E9 !!

[u/devil0o]

Most of them didn't even use a condom

[u/Ashamed-Adagio2019]

🔫🧔‍♀️FREEZE

[u/cinyar]

FREEEEEEZE! I'm A COP!

[u/NailFinal8852]

“Andddd FREEZE”

[u/BigMaraJeff2]

Imagine being on the jury ans listening to him testify

[u/DrDreidel82]

FREEEEEEZE 🥶

[u/JoseHey-Soup]

“Why didn’t he arrest him first?” -non South Park fan.

[u/PapaYoppa → u/JoseHey-Soup]

Exactly

[u/JohnnyDrama21]

I have to call my daddy.

[u/Some_Razzmatazz_4782]

“no way” 😂

[u/Some_Razzmatazz_4782 → u/Some_Razzmatazz_4782]

anal ull cost ya extre

[u/Bean_Daddy_Burritos]

FFFREEEEEEEEEZZZZZZEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[u/MessedUpInYou]

Code word is STRETCH

[u/PokemonMaster619]

And no, I don’t want context for any of this. It’s funnier that way.

[u/ScudDawg]

Just watched that one last night lol

[u/MickeySwank]

FREEZE

[u/ComprehensiveFeed926]

" FREEEZE!"

[u/Jonasthewicked2]

“Don’t these kids know (farts a bag full of cum into an evidence bag) that they could catch diseases having unprotected sex like that”

One of the all time best scenes in all of south parks 27 years!

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[u/Kehwanna]

Easily one my of my favorite episodes. Years of watching it and it still cracks me up. 

[u/Kennywithareddit]

https://i.redd.it/ejfvm962wm7d1.gif

[u/sempercardinal57]

C’mon ya pansies, I can fit more of ya

[u/-Vatefairefoutre- → u/sempercardinal57]

AIDS