r/southpark • u/sjqiaozbhfwj Official South Park Yelper • Jun 02 '24

Tried my best to recreate the Oppenheimer. Gross

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Had to substitute some ingredients as some products wasn't sold in my country so I had to buy the closest ripoff brands I could find and my KFC was shut for renovations so I had to buy my chicken from some random corner chicken shop.

Ingredients I used, if you want to know. Gravy. Milk. Chicken from a small chicken shop (as previously mentioned my KFC is shut rn). Cocoa puffs. Some random cereal brand that looked like Captain Crunch. Mini rolls (closest I could get to Twinkies)

I'll let yall know if I survive eating this.

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u/sjqiaozbhfwj Official South Park Yelper Jun 02 '24

Well, I finished it, I can confirm that this was the most disgusting thing I have ever eaten in my life. It took me like 1 hour and 30 minutes to finish this, although I probably won't need to eat anything for the next 24 hours so I guess i have that going for it. My final rating is a 2/10. Would not recommend.

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u/Enough_Minimum_3708 Jun 02 '24

ofc it was disgusting. you're supposed to eat it on the toilet

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u/Ecstatic-Art-1240 Jun 02 '24

And he would've eaten it in way under 1h 30m if he was taking a shit to make more room

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u/Shameless_Seamus27 Jun 02 '24

BEEFCAKEEEEE!!! 💪

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u/Scary-Tooth-7928 Prefessor Chaos is my hero. Jun 02 '24

You actually ate it? Congratulations..

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u/spicyjanedoe Jun 02 '24

Thank you! Now we need a Stormi Daniels Review. You are the South Park page yelper now.

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u/rcj37 Jun 02 '24

The fact that it took 90 MINUTES to be eaten has me hysterically laughing, thank you for this abomination you recreated.

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u/iSeventhSin Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table, INC. Jun 02 '24

You are THE GOAT undisputed

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u/MessageMePuppies Jun 02 '24

But did you spend the whole 90 minutes on the toilet?

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u/SnooBunnies6353 Jun 02 '24

Let me know how it was coming out

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u/nekroman524 Jun 02 '24

If there's a next time you should take your blood sugar measurement before and then after eating it!

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u/KaliCalamity Jun 02 '24

Thank you for contributing to science and recording the results.

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u/notislant Jun 03 '24

This is one of the best posts on this sub in a loong time. Thank you for your sacrifice.

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u/EM05L1C3 Jun 03 '24

You still have it a 2?!?

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u/Pixels222 Jun 03 '24

What about Chicken and Waffles... that has sweet syrup on it?

I think whats disgusting here is the chicken skin getting soggy. But who swallows chicken skin anyway. Spit that shit out after a few chews.

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u/sjqiaozbhfwj Official South Park Yelper Jun 03 '24

It's been more than a day, and I still don't feel hungry and I still didn't take a shit

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u/russian_octopus Jun 02 '24

You’re gonna need Lizzo after that.

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u/GingerlyRough Them britches don't stand a chance! Jun 02 '24

If they would make a pair of Bluetooth toilet bowl headphones that can only play Lizzo I would be so happy.

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u/theconceptualhoe Jun 02 '24

Careful though..too much Lizzo and you get the diabeartes 😣

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u/herberstank Jun 02 '24

posted from OP's toilet

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u/aDressesWithPockets Jun 02 '24

i knew someone was gonna do it, but…

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u/BoyFromDoboj Jun 02 '24

What the fuckity fuxking fuck r u doing

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u/unkapoon Jun 02 '24

He's being a God

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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 They mostly come at night… Mostly. Jun 02 '24

I wonder how many calories were in this monstrosity?

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u/Enough_Minimum_3708 Jun 02 '24

not as much as in an Oppenheimer

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u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ Jun 02 '24

That's what it is...

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u/Enough_Minimum_3708 Jun 02 '24

how can it be a REAL Oppenheimer if it's not in a KFC bucket and OP doesn't eat it on the toilet?

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u/Past-Product-1100 Jun 02 '24

I almost gagged when he said chocolatey chicken gravy lol

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u/theconceptualhoe Jun 02 '24

Need TG Lee to get on that new flavor

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u/Mojo141 Jun 02 '24

Matt and Trey: let's make sure this is the most disgusting thing ever so nobody tries it at home.

Op: Hold my beer

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u/Laheydrunkfuck Jun 02 '24

No way that's KFC bucket size

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u/MinecraftVet2005 Southpark Fan Jun 02 '24

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u/Scary-Tooth-7928 Prefessor Chaos is my hero. Jun 02 '24

And you ate it?

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u/RaggsDaleVan Southpark Fan Jun 02 '24

I'd rather have a toaster pastry chocolate-mix butterball

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u/Enough_Minimum_3708 Jun 02 '24

I'd rather suck on Chefs salty chocolate balls

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u/Adept-Shoe-7113 Southpark Fan Jun 03 '24

I’d rather throw a toaster in the bathtub

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Jun 04 '24

I mean the ingredient list is fire:

Two tablespoons of cinnamon,

And two or three egg whites

A half a stick of butter

Melt it

Stick it all in a bowl, baby

Stir it with a wooden spoon

Mix in a cup of flour,

You'll be in heaven soon

Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate

And a half a cup of brandy

And throw in a bag or two of sugar

And just a pinch of vanilla

Grease up the cookie sheet,

Cause I hate when my balls stick,

Then preheat the oven to three-fifty,

And give that spoon a lick!!!!

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u/Crystal-Clear-Waters Jun 02 '24

You can’t substitute. It’s got the be the American ingredients. There’s something about actual KFC that might balance it all out. Using their gravy too. It’s extremely specific. Yes. I am defending this dish. lol

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u/CFW-DREX Jun 03 '24

Now try it

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u/forbidden_notebook Jun 02 '24

What compelled you to do this?

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u/sjqiaozbhfwj Official South Park Yelper Jun 02 '24

Curiosity ig

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u/NauriEstel Jun 03 '24

I like your attitude. But I hope it won't kill you.

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u/Internal_Swing_2743 Jun 02 '24

Did you also attempt the Stormy Daniels?

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u/sjqiaozbhfwj Official South Park Yelper Jun 02 '24

No, tho I might make it, tho it will be a while till I would want to do this again (minimum would be in a week before I'll do Stormy Daniels)

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u/Abject-Course-6142 Jun 02 '24

Bravo, you took one for the team 👏🏾

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u/Zircon_72 Jun 02 '24

Is this from the obesity special?

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u/sjqiaozbhfwj Official South Park Yelper Jun 02 '24

Yes

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u/HeapOfBitchin Jun 02 '24

Thanks for doing this, now I don't have to.

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u/JoshB-2020 Jun 02 '24

I know you said it’s bad but I still wanna try it

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u/RadleyRadiation Jun 02 '24

You have done it all wrong. The bowl is the first sign. Get a full bucket and do it the exact way.

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u/RustlinUrJimmies69 Jun 03 '24

lmao you should post this in r/StupidFood too, they would love it there lol and yea you just ate enough calories for at least 72 hours LOL

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u/sjqiaozbhfwj Official South Park Yelper Jun 03 '24

Lmao, I'll share this on stupid food, tnx for the suggestion.

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u/Tall-Distribution-27 Jun 04 '24

Your bathroom will look like oppenheimer saw that day

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u/NomadCourier Jun 02 '24

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/cbunni666 Jun 02 '24

Try the Idaho Bacon Casserole.

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u/Next-Development5920 Jun 02 '24

You managed to finish it, Wow, now that's some dedication lol

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u/happyme147 Jun 02 '24

You are doing the Lord's work. Got a good laugh from this! Now try the other variations that Cartman had 😂

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u/x20mike07x Jun 02 '24

Of course it was disgusting. You are dealing with inferior chicken and gravy that isn't from KFC, you heathen.

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u/Chase_115 Jun 02 '24

🪟Shouldn’t one of us open the window? We don’t want the smell going down the hallway. Not with them r/shittyfoodporn weirdos few doors down. We don’t want them coming in here now do we ?

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u/RavenMan8 Jun 02 '24

Lmfao Oppenheimer cereal banana + Cocoa Puffs + Raisin Bran

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u/morganmisanthropy Jun 02 '24

Now you gotta try all of Cartman's dishes

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u/mlgfintheunbannable Jun 03 '24

No bucket from kfc 🍅🍅🍅

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u/Ambitious-Effect6429 Jun 03 '24

You’re either the goat or the woat. Haven’t decided yet. But kudos to you on your accomplishment.

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u/Either_Store_2573 Jun 03 '24

You should of filmed it

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u/sjqiaozbhfwj Official South Park Yelper Jun 03 '24

I tried to but I had to eat with 1 hand if I wanted to film (the other hand held my phone) so after about 20 minutes I gave up on filming or else this would've taken 3 hours to eat

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u/LilBoofMcGoof Jun 03 '24

What the fuck bro. It was meant to be the grossest shit they could think up, why would you actually want to try it??

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u/geex46 Jun 03 '24

GUESS WHO IS DIABETIC IN THE ROOM ,I AM

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u/MelanieWalmartinez Jun 03 '24

Never cook again…

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

Makes me wanna throw up from looking at it

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u/chapeudaasakusa Jun 03 '24

no fucking way.

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u/CooperSkye Jun 03 '24

So you need Ozempic injections then?

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u/felixxdeath1311 Jun 03 '24

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

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u/sjqiaozbhfwj Official South Park Yelper Jun 03 '24

Curiosity

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u/felixxdeath1311 Jun 03 '24

Morbid curiosity

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u/One_Subject1333 Jun 03 '24

I'm a fat guy who has eaten some insanely unhealthy foods, and I've never come close to the abominations Cartman eats every day.

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u/bobisarocknewaccount Southpark Fan Jun 03 '24

Why would you do this

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u/sjqiaozbhfwj Official South Park Yelper Jun 03 '24

Curiosity

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u/Tummeh142 Jun 03 '24

That looks like raw spam floating in a pool of butter.

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u/mGummit Jun 03 '24

why would you even-

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u/Adept-Shoe-7113 Southpark Fan Jun 03 '24

Pause you put really kfc in there…?

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u/_poke_smot Jun 03 '24

No, OP stated that he had to substitute for other chicken from a corner store .

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u/Adept-Shoe-7113 Southpark Fan Jun 03 '24

I didn’t see that but I was just referring to chicken in general. The thought of chicken and milk together makes me wanna hurl

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u/sjqiaozbhfwj Official South Park Yelper Jun 03 '24

https://i.redd.it/8y7gyylm7c4d1.gif

proof there was chicken

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u/Adept-Shoe-7113 Southpark Fan Jun 04 '24

I do apologize chef, here’s tree-fitty

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