r/southpark • u/HighOnRugs • Mar 26 '23
I made a rug of Kenny with a detachable head. I’m the bastard! gross
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u/HighOnRugs Mar 26 '23
If anyone is interested, I’m making these rugs on YouTube. Just shamelessly self-promoting and trying to get my channel off the ground. The channel name is High On Rugs.
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u/Twingemios Mar 26 '23
As long as it’s not a promotion for a shitty Etsy store I’m fine with it
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u/spriteceo Mar 26 '23
I wish this was promo for an Etsy store! I’d buy one of these in a heartbeat.
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Mar 26 '23
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u/nimcau2TheQuickening Mar 26 '23
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u/elslapos Mar 26 '23
Reddit hates self promotion. The trick is to pretend your "friend" makes these cool rugs and then people will ask for a buy link
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u/HighOnRugs Mar 26 '23
I got ‘tegrity
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u/elslapos Mar 27 '23
Hey I'm fine with self promotion for small businesses. The rest of reddit is annoyed for some reason
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u/DannyMThompson Mar 27 '23 edited Mar 27 '23
Because they typically don't have any personal ventures themselves and prefer to watch people fail.
I set up /r/photographers because I hate how most of the photography subs stifle self-promotion.
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u/Convergentshave Mar 27 '23
Reddit doesn’t “hate self promotion” it’s just annoying that in every sub there’s someone selling something with a post title “I made this”. Like.. do you think we’re dumb and don’t know what you’re doing? It’s annoying like a click bait title or a Reddit “promoted” post.
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u/gojibeary Mar 26 '23
I don’t watch YouTube so couldn’t subscribe, but if you do commissions please DM me!
I’d be extremely interested in this specific rug for my little brother, we’ve got 12 years between us but whenever he stays over at my condo he demands we watch South Park together. He was born my sister, but recently became my lil bro, and his name is close to Kenny — he’s considered changing his name to that, haha. Not just for South Park, but it’s our running joke.
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u/Whoopsie_Todaysie Mar 26 '23
Be extra careful when drunk, dude... That floor looks slippy as fuck
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u/Old-Egg-1665 Mar 26 '23
bros gonna slip on kenny’s head, look down to see he’s spilled red wine everywhere, and cry to himself “i killed kenny” “i’m the bastard”
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u/mankinskin Mar 26 '23
He could have made those strings much stronger, but didn't because something in him wanted him to kick his head off. The bastard.
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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen Mar 26 '23
That reminds me of one of the early Kenny plushies they made way back when. Very cool!
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Mar 26 '23
I want this, so I can yell at my guests anytime they accidentally detach the head “You bastards!”
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u/notislant Mar 27 '23
Now just add some little magnets, sensor and a speaker that says 'omg they killed kenny...' when someone rubs their shoe too hard.
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u/whatsbobgonnado Mar 26 '23
yooo rug man! this is amazing. yamcha taking a nap in his little hole is still my favorite lmao
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u/Won10n Mar 27 '23
That's awesome! You can keep the head close to the body and everytime someone moves the head accidentally, that person will be the bastard
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u/Complete-Spray4897 Mar 31 '23
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE STABBED, SHOT , BURNED ALIVE, DECAPITATED, RUN OVER? IT FUCKING HURTS! AND IT DOEST GO AWAY AND NOBODY WILL BELIVE ME! TRY AND REMEBER THIS TIME TRY AND FUCKING REMEBER" -kenny
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u/pudwhacker1147 Mar 26 '23
Who tf makes rugs
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u/Obi-Brawn-Kenobi Mar 26 '23
What kind of question is this?
Every rug you ever saw was made by someone. Have you never seen a rug before?
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u/Saus06 Mar 26 '23
Hey. you tellin' me you don't like carpet? I don't think you're gonna get to go out with Ms. Ellen in that case..
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u/jockobozo Mar 26 '23
I've come across tonnes of artists making rugs lately - I'm assuming it's pretty accessible?
This is sick btw
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Mar 26 '23 edited Jan 10 '24
(Edited clean because fuck you)
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u/whatsbobgonnado Mar 26 '23
they had to start manufacturing them after the one old guy who was manifesting them into existence with pure force of will died tragically
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