r/pics • u/Upstairs_Sir_6250 • 5d ago

Man missing for 10 days found.

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u/Drunken_pizza 5d ago

Or Bangkok. One night there makes a hard man humble. Or so I’ve heard…

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u/Cuppojoe 5d ago

I'd let you watch... I would invite you... But the queens we use would not excite you.

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u/framistan12 5d ago

So go back to your bars, your temples...your massage parlors.

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u/Itsmyloc-nar 4d ago

I’m not gonna lie… I have never been able to make out what he says next

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u/Justdont13412 5d ago

Haiku Mr Bot?

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u/MrWoozle 5d ago

Murray Head - One Night In Bangkok. It's a song

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u/jtr99 4d ago

It's a goddamn work of art is what it is. :)

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u/Peyote_Uglee 4d ago

Truth.

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

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u/RktitRalph 5d ago

Time flies doesn’t seem a minute…

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u/horsescowsdogsndirt 5d ago

Since the Tyrolean spa had the chess boys in it.

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u/vectorvictorvictus 5d ago

All changed, don't you know that when you Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

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u/horsescowsdogsndirt 5d ago

It’s Iceland or the Phillipines or Hastings or or this place!

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u/GreatEmperorAca 5d ago

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster

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u/ex_wunderkind 5d ago

The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free

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u/Xshtola 4d ago

You'll find a god in every golden cloister

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u/Antler_Station 4d ago

And if you're lucky then the God's a she.

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u/King_of_the_Dot 5d ago

Time flies like the wind, but a fruit fly prefers a banana.

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u/ConflagWex 5d ago

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.". Groucho Marx

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u/King_of_the_Dot 5d ago

Was in one of their movies? I dont remember him saying this particular joke!

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u/ConflagWex 5d ago

Hmm apparently it's commonly attributed to him but there's no record of him saying it. I think that phrasing sets it up well though, it's better to use "like" in both halves so it takes longer for your brain to sort out the actual meaning.

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u/King_of_the_Dot 5d ago

Great point!

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u/Representative-Sir97 5d ago

You miss a level of ambiguity with that wording. Fruit flies will eat bananas, but you can also chuck them.

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u/conwolf253 5d ago

It certainly makes men hard

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u/microview 5d ago

I get my kicks above the waistline.

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u/Antler_Station 5d ago

Sunshine.

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u/bmanjayhawk 5d ago

Above the waistline

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u/timebecomesaloop- 5d ago

Underrated comment. High five , ✋

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u/Bobby_S2702 5d ago

You’re talking to a tourist whose every move’s among the purest

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u/Barry_McKockinnerr 5d ago

It makes certain women hard also

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u/ImprovisedLeaflet 5d ago

And then makes them humble.

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u/blueshoegoo 5d ago

And ladies too!

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u/-Parptarf- 5d ago

«Women» too, aparently.

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u/Antler_Station 5d ago

Get tied! You're talking to a tourist whose every move's among the purist.

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u/justinsimoni 5d ago

Really not much between despair and ecstasy.

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u/devoduder 5d ago

The queens we use would not excite you.

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u/Chaos_Object 5d ago

I heard it makes the tough guys crumble.

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u/FarStory1952 5d ago

The cok that never sleeps.

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u/YoualreadyKnoooo 5d ago

Want to go to bangkok until they realized they dont really want to bang kok

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u/boppy28 5d ago

Thants funny, it just made me hard..

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u/RepoManSugarSkull 5d ago

I get my kicks above waistline, sunshine...

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u/NoReplyBot 5d ago

One day there made my hole weak.

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u/LumiereGatsby 5d ago

Certainly made me shit myself.

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u/No_Section_1973 5d ago

Only if you're lucky and the god's a she.

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u/earfix2 5d ago

Not much between despair and ecstasy.

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u/Acid_Stuff 5d ago

To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness...

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u/RogueDok 5d ago

You’ll find a god in every golden temple.

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u/Hewn-U 5d ago

And a humble man hard

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u/wolfman86 5d ago

Both hard paper rounds them.

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u/Pumpkinfish20 5d ago

Wait... It's humble? I thought the lyric was crumble.

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u/kmanbythec 5d ago

I thought it made a humble man hard??

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u/Croppin_steady 5d ago

And a humble man hard

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u/LightWonderful7016 5d ago

It can make a humble man hard too

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u/SrDeathI 5d ago

Why Bangkok?

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u/No_Charisma 5d ago

When the city has you, it has you

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u/deadohiosky1985 5d ago

Shit, makes a humble man hard.

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u/stocaidearga11 5d ago

Upvote for the Murray head reference

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u/likes2cooknwander 5d ago

Close enough, but a night in Bangkok makes a humble man hard.

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u/Pinkishy 5d ago

Bangkok has him now.

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u/TastyLaksa 5d ago

I think you got it backwards

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u/Killybug 5d ago

And a humble man hard.. in sukumvit soi 4 that is..

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u/Character_Donkey_183 5d ago

It makes a humble man hard I think

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u/BcgPewpew 5d ago

Or a humble man hard. Always a happy ending though.

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u/tnp636 5d ago

It's true.

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u/dk5877 5d ago

I can almost hear them lying next to me

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u/Glowing_despair 5d ago

You mean a humble man...hard.

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u/ShortestSqueeze 5d ago

Makes the tough guys crumble

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u/ElsonDaSushiChef 5d ago

There is a reason ir’s called Bangkok, not Bangcunt.

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u/SangheiliSpecOp 4d ago

Bang... kok

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u/swissdudeli 4d ago

you have heard or hard?

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u/foldy86 1d ago

Nah, just gets humble men hard is all.

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u/PointOk4473 5d ago

Come on man you were ugly when you got here 😂