r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/CybesD • 2d ago

…what?

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u/CybesD 2d ago edited 2d ago

The comments of this post are also full of people completely unaware that the poster is an AI image.

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u/diavolo_ 2d ago

Thaaaaats Facebook!

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u/ittybittyfunk 2d ago

Next week on ‘Thaaaats Facebook’

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u/zero_thoughts 2d ago

Hawk Tuah girl lost her job as a second grade teacher at Jeff Epstein elementary! Follow for more because you won’t want to miss this.

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u/Plus3d6 2d ago

These people think Trump is fuckin ripped.

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u/smarmy_marmy 2d ago

A buddy of mine saw Trump take his shirt off in the shower. He said Trump had an eight-pack, that Trump was shredded.

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u/Anderson74 2d ago

lol he’s not?

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u/TokuWaffle 2d ago

He's chonky how did you not know that

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u/Anderson74 1d ago

It was heavy sarcasm.

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u/TokuWaffle 1d ago

Too heavy for anyone else to bother lifting, going by the votes

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u/Anderson74 1d ago edited 1d ago

I thought the ridiculousness of the idea / obvious falsity of Trump being shredded combined with “lol” to start my reply would’ve been an indicator that I wasn’t serious at all 🤣

I’m honestly at a loss that enough people actually believe the man is a bastion of good health and that sentiment being so strong that my comment was read as me being serious. I haven’t had FB since 2014 and I’ve removed myself from most of the political subreddits because the seemingly daily new ways of GOP awfulness / plans were getting me down in a tangible way.

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u/GetSpekz58 1d ago edited 1d ago

related question: when did sarcasm = pretending to be disabled? too real to be obviously sarcastic o,o

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u/BornAsAnOnion33 2d ago

NGL, I didn't notice either until I noticed the hands.

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u/Silverfire12 2d ago

The scary thing is the front hands look fine. They’re getting better at hands

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u/iamthpecial Sederrrdddggff 2d ago

r/aihands

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u/stewmberto 2d ago

Eyes/expression are the giveaway imo

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 2d ago

I DONUT CONSENT TO AI IMAGES.

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u/cornonthekopp 2d ago

Are you sure that the replies aren’t also all AI

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u/SpokenDivinity 2d ago

Even if it wasn’t….what’s gay about women checks notes holding hands?

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u/Alastor3 2d ago

that happen all the time on facebook, it's sad to see

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u/Usagi-Zakura 1d ago

Starting to think even the userbase on Facebook is mostly AI by now...

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u/steveofthejungle 1d ago

I see so many people sharing AI movie posters and people thinking it’s real

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u/CybesD 1d ago

It’s honestly sad to see how many people haven’t figured it out yet.

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u/steveofthejungle 1d ago

Even before AI there’d be people sharing confirmed movie sequel synopses with plot details and the cast from some dumb obviously unofficial Facebook page thinking it’s true and “OMG! We need to see this!!!!”

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u/KldsTheseDays 1d ago

Tbf I didn't notice and was mainly scrolling these comments to get confirmation about frozen III cause the poster looks cool as shit. As in wayy cooler than frozen 2 was.

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u/dadijo2002 2d ago

“I’m gay but my kid is homophobic so I will be too”

??????

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u/left4alive 2d ago

“My kindergartener”

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u/SanchoBlackout69 2d ago

Yeah, one of those magical kindergarteners that has a fully formed opinion on sexuality

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u/Kaceykaso 2d ago

Seriously, a kindergartner talked you out of your own belief? Damn.

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u/TassieTigerAnne 1d ago

It reminds me of that trend some years back, where people would brag about their (fictional) kids. It became a whole meme.

"My 7-year-old came in this afternoon and asked 'Mommy, why [rephrased quote from famous philosopher]?' and I sat down and cried because she's smarter than I'll ever be, and the world is not made for people like her."

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u/dadijo2002 1d ago

“Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don’t die.”

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u/thenicenumber666 2d ago

Damn

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u/foxsalmon 1d ago

Damn

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u/dadijo2002 1d ago

Damn

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u/iluvstephenhawking 1d ago

.... but what is the comment even talking about being confused women and women...??? They are sisters.

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u/xViridi_ 1d ago

and that reminds me of when i got in trouble by my teacher in 5th grade for holding friends with my best friend. “girls shouldn’t be holding hands at this age!”

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u/dadijo2002 1d ago

Siblings or Dating

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u/killer_reindeer 1d ago

Uncle Ruckus of the gay community

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u/Stiggles4 1d ago

Baffling.

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u/Ripuru-kun 1d ago

To be fair, she's doesn't say anywhere that she's going to be homophobic. Just that she will respect his beliefs.

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u/Fatigue-Error 1d ago

Respecting your kids homophobic beliefs is enabling them. Substitute that with racism, and it’s still the same problem.

If my kid came home spouting racist or homophobic BS, I’m going to have a long conversation with them. Several such conversations actually.

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u/dadijo2002 1d ago

His “beliefs” are homophobic hon

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u/Ripuru-kun 1d ago

no shit??

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u/dadijo2002 1d ago

If you respect homophobic beliefs, you are by definition homophobic

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u/Ripuru-kun 1d ago

Last time I checked the definition of homophobic was "having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against gay people" so I'd like to know what dictionary you're using

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u/dadijo2002 1d ago

And how is supporting homophobia not a dislike or prejudice against gay people

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u/Ripuru-kun 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well, if you yourself don't dislike gay people, then how would it be? Nevermind the fact that respecting a view is not the same as supporting it, by the way. That would be a very sad society to live in.

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u/Tinf0iI 2d ago

ORDER GAY

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u/Artificial_Human_17 2d ago

YIM YUM

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u/aka__annika_bell 2d ago

WHUP TI DOO!!!

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u/ass_smacktivist 2d ago

HI DALORES. RAMBO PRIDE MONTH ENDEDD. FRED PAST IN MARCH. GOD BLESS 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

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u/FormalMango 2d ago

GARAGE SALE WHAT TIME

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u/Two-Tailed-Fox 2d ago

facebool stop showinh me "SEXUAL" content !

i do not consent !

i will be ringing the police

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u/ganjagilf 2d ago

i know it’s never right to assume a persons sexuality but i just have a really hard time believing that an actual member of the LGBT community would allow their child to think like that let alone respect it

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u/MarlenaEvans 2d ago

I feel like they might be dumb enough that they think pansexual means they don't care if you're gay.

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u/ganjagilf 2d ago

i was kinda thinking that myself lol

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u/Beautifly 1d ago

Yeah, it doesn’t read right does it? “I’m bi or pan because I will like you for you”
That’s not what sexual orientation is…

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u/nemi-montoya 2d ago

Internalized homophobia is one hell of a drug tho

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u/ganjagilf 2d ago

true i guess :/

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u/ToniBee63 2d ago

MY NEICE IS A LEBANESE AND SHE HAS A WONDERFUL LADY AS HER WIFE MOVING WITH THE TIMES DEAR

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u/Mercury5979 2d ago

I read the comment that this is an AI image, but regardless, I find it amusing that an image of two women facing each other and holding hands somehow means that they are also having sex.

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u/nickhepler 2d ago

MYRTLE, DONT EXCEPT ANY FACEBOOKS FROM ME ACCOUNT HACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/TheGardenBlinked 2d ago

MARK ZUCKERBERG LOOK ATBWHAT UR FACE BOOKS IS REDUCED TO; woke gays! SAY MO TO SNOWFLACK DISNEY

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u/howghastlyofyou 2d ago

Also they’re sisters… so what

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u/LMB_mook 2d ago

DISCUSTING

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u/SplendidPunkinButter 2d ago

Everything about this including the poster looks like AI

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u/Misssmaya 2d ago

That's because it is

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u/Artificial_Human_17 2d ago

Wha- if you’re pro lgbt you absolutely should NOT encourage your kid to be ANTI lgbt

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u/VeryStickyPastry 1d ago

But it’s HIS CHOICE

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 2d ago

GOGGLE SEXUAL PANS.

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u/MattDLR 2d ago

is this poster AI generated? 100 percent looks like it

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u/arosaki Sederrrdddggff 2d ago

SIRI UNSUBSCRIBE

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u/Funkmeister8302 2d ago

We should convince Zuckerberg to close Facebook for good

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u/abyssea 2d ago

… aren’t they sisters?

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u/Shady_Royal_689 1d ago

I don’t think the person on the right is supposed to be Anna though

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u/TurtleNutSupreme 2d ago

Pastor says frozen is the fool's fig leaf

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u/Ghost-Hive 1d ago

"women and woman"

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u/MisterShazam 1d ago

I mean

Your kid is dumb? Weird flex but okay.

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u/leif777 1d ago

This is exaclty how the conversation went with my son.

"Hey little Leif777, did you know that sometimes boys love other boys like mommy and daddy love each other? Girls sometimes love other girls too."

"Umm... ok. Can I play with toys now?"

Kids don't give a shit and they don't discriminate.

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u/Zuralai 2d ago

tHIS IS MALARKEY!!!

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u/M0DStrawberry 1d ago

It’s great that despite it looking like a real Frozen 3 poster (I was convinced for a second), you can still look at the hands and know it’s AI. I hope they never figure out hands.

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u/dontworryimabassist 1d ago

Holy run on sentence, I got exhausted reading this shit

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u/KnowledgeableNip 1d ago

"My child can totally grasp magical princess ice powers, but lesbians?!""

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u/MisLuiguel 2d ago

So, kids will be confused if they see a gay couple but they won't when they're told that invisible big space daddy is watching them?

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u/TassieTigerAnne 1d ago

Is that post by an actual old person? If the oldest son is in kindergarten, I mean.

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u/dreamerlilly 1d ago

AI is awful, the hands here are creepy, and there’s plenty else wrong here BUT goddamn I love that earth spirit dress. If this were real I would cosplay that character simply to have an excuse to make that dress.

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u/Clint_Bolduin 2d ago

There's a Frozen 3? I didn't even know there was a Frozen 2 O.o

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u/bubblegumdrops 2d ago

Frozen 2 came out ages ago, like before covid and Elsa was already lowkey queer coded in it. But this is fake.

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u/TokuWaffle 2d ago

Not yet... But it has been announced.

And a fourth one.

We have basically no idea when they're coming, but it's 2026 at the earliest.

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u/dailysunshineKO 1d ago

ANA SHOULD REPRESENT FALL, NOT SPRING

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u/dhkendall 1d ago

“I’m not letting my kid watch something that he said he is against and doesn’t want to see.”

Easiest parenting task ever.

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u/mysticmaya 1d ago

Can’t wait for that good ol’ Disney “exclusively gay moment”

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u/That_one_personowo 1d ago

As a bisexual or pan myself, I will like you for you too. But the homophobe need to stop!!!! Let your kindergarten think how he want think!!!!!!

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u/Tygress23 1d ago

She is. This post literally says she’s not homophobic but her kid is and she’s going to let him have his opinion.

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u/WhitePineBurning AM I WELCOME HERE 1d ago

What I want to know is when it is grandbabby PRIDE month my grankids derserve some atension specialy my granson Xandrew he is ten and smart as a whip also Lorraine is back on the diealasis again gobbless and lol

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u/kitten_boops 1d ago

Darn those bigoted six year olds! 😩

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u/M68000 1d ago edited 1d ago

You realize that Millenials are all pushing their 30s and 40s now, right? The phrase doesn't just mean "Any of those darn youths of today".