r/oldpeoplefacebook Sederrrdddggff 4d ago

Michael can see the truth behind this comic about the weather

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u/TheGardenBlinked 4d ago

please remove ur woke corn mems from my Facebook .com wall u r discusting i did not ask for this remove corn

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u/old-people-reddit 3d ago

Joleen snared a post on face book this.morning, about this !! BE,CAREFUL if you go to Walmart CHECM YOUR WINDSHIELD before you.get in the car !!!! If, there is corn on the windshield CALL THE POLICE !!!!! Right away !!! Sex traffickers have been putting CORN on the windshield wiper blades ! So when, the wipers hit, corn and it falls, they check to see why corn and THEY GET GRABBED !!!! Happens d Joleen Starnes it !

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u/TheGardenBlinked 3d ago

Edna accidentally inhaled; a weetabix lastweek

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u/ladybug_oleander 3d ago

I like popcorn, used to make it on the stove. Now everybody just makes it in the microwave, but you can't trust those microwaves. That's why the country is going to hell in a handbasket, I tell you.

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u/General_Duh 3d ago

Every time I turn on tve microwave my Bluetooth headphones get static interference. Coincidence? I think not.

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u/ladybug_oleander 3d ago

You can't trust the bluetooths either. Very bad and hackers are everywhere.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 3d ago

Google search false climate scam!

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u/derTag 3d ago

THEY don’t want US to know about CORN

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u/old-people-reddit 3d ago

JESUS is the REASON for the SEASON! πŸ™

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u/derTag 3d ago

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u/old-people-reddit 3d ago

SUB-WAYS WONT HONOR SENIORS FI BFF EVS I DID NOT TYPE, THOSE WORDS !!! THE SUB-WAY WOULDNT HONOR MY SENIOR DISCOUNT, FOR FIVE DOLOR FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTLOOSE FOOTLONG ID WGAT TO SAY

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u/Kraphtuos968 3d ago

So Michael, what are they doing, pray tell?

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u/Kronikle Sederrrdddggff 3d ago

I replied to his comment "what are they really doing?" and my mom e-mailed me an hour later saying "He is a staunch Republican. I HOPE HE DOESN'T RESPOND." He never responded :(

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u/lluluclucy 3d ago

Must be exhausting to see conspiracy theories everywhere

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u/blueskiess 3d ago

Country girls make do

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u/bowdindine 3d ago

Order corn, poppy

Pops

Pop

Popcorn

-Tornadoes tomorrow

Grandmaster Flex

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u/GaiusVelarius 3d ago

CORNπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯

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u/GermSlayer1986 1d ago

IT'S ALL A CORNSPIRACY!!!